Corrupt A Wish

[Thulas]

Granted, but you will get banned.

 

I wish to see a GM whoring herself out.

[Rasta the Lion]

Granted, the last thing you'll see is something about can't accessing the server anymore.

 

I wish I'd have more time around here.

[Thulas]

Granted, but you can't spend it with your Master.

 

I wish for more succubi.

[Rasta the Lion]

Granted, more that ignores you completely.

 

I wish they'd use their whips on dogs.

[Thulas]

Granted, but there allways will be one dog that won't be harmed.

 

I wish to tell you about a little action Mike and your Mistress had in a park with some straying dogs.

[Rasta the Lion]

Granted, maybe some other time. Or maybe never, who knows If I ever return.

 

I wish I can bask in silence.

[Thulas]

Granted, but silence will stay and you'll lose your voice.

 

I wish for more friendly lions.

[MikeMetal]

Granted, all of them will smoke 10 times as much as Rasta.

 

I wish I'd take a crap.

[Thulas]

Granted, but you have to do it on your chair.

 

I wish for three tiny meows. Meow!

[formel]

Granted, but first sign this contract here and here with your blood please and about the small print.

 

 

I wish for internet malfunction for monday so world can life one day longer.

[EllieSuraCremisi]

granted but you never notice it

 

 

 

i wish for your death

[Thulas]

Granted, but your death is immanent.

 

I wish for less boring subjects in university.

[Rasta the Lion]

Granted, intriguing subjects for 5 minutes each day.

 

I wish LL would work better.

[Thulas]

Granted, but you have to look at the new layout now.

 

I wish for more proms.

[Rasta the Lion]

Granted, only when I think you're ready for them. Not soon, though.

 

I wish this new layout won't last.

[Thulas]

Granted, but it will come back some day.

 

I wish that this annoying invisible anti-vir addon would disappear so that I can click in the right corner again.

[Emily]

Granted, your uninstalled the antivirus and switch to Norton.

 

Emily wish she can spew swarm of black locust from her mouth to create pestilence.

 

 

[MikeMetal]

Granted, all you have to do is becoming a crypt lord then you can do whatever you want with locusts.

 

I wish all world mosquitoes bodies would explode in a shower of their own blood.

[Emily]

Granted, But first they need blood from Blood Mages.

 

Emily wish to become a crypt lord.

[Rasta the Lion]

Granted, but you're stuck on level 0 with no abilities.

 

I wish taxes are reduced by no more than 16% percent.

[Emily]

Granted, Government corruption also rise by 16%.

 

Emily wish that she can defy gravity like Power Girl.

[formel]

Granted but that will only work with skimpy costume that show off the assets.

 

 

I wish to have so fancy moves like the power rangers have

[Thulas]

Granted: Mighty Morphing Gnomes, unite!

 

I wish for a Formel.

[nonusnomeni]

granted you are ballet dancer

 

i wish for

http://kuhari.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/05/Schwarzwald3-1024x681.jpg?902174

 

[Thulas]

Granted, but the cake is a lie.

 

I wish that GLADoS is my best friend.