Corrupt A Wish

[formel]

Granted, please proceed to testing chamber #1

 

 

I wish for a voice changer.

[nonusnomeni]

granted you will sound like satchmo

 

i wish to recreate my self from nano cells

[Emily]

Granted. The cell are competing at celular level, leaving only the strongest cells. Nonusnomeni now a lion.

 

Emily wish to make pilgrimage to catacomb of caligula, rasputin, hitler, king xerxes and other world greatest bpd psychopaths.

[Thulas]

Granted. The cell are competing at celular level, leaving only the strongest cells. Nonusnomeni now a lion.

 

Emily wish to make pilgrimage to catacomb of caligula, rasputin, hitler, king xerxes and other world greatest bpd psychopaths.

 

Granted, but unfortunately there are no catacombs due to the simple fact that none of them gained the honor of a grave.

 

I wish for tiny bubbles.

[Emily]

Granted, you have emily permission to wash her laundry work. No bleach.

 

Emily wish for batman utility belt.

[Thulas]

Granted, but you need to ripp it off from Batmans dead body.

 

I wish to be Vermana.

 

 

[nonusnomeni]

granted you will suck every dick you see

 

i wish to puke

[Emily]

Granted, Estrogen overcharge~!!!

 

Emily wish for ...umn.. weight gain.

[Thulas]

Granted, have fun being pregnant.

 

I wish for an abort-at-home set.

[nonusnomeni]

granted take these two bricks

 

i wish i am not so nice crying shoulder

[MikeMetal]

Granted,  you won't have shoulders now.

 

I wish I'd feel less sick.

[Emily]

Granted, You're are no longer feel the sickness since you're fainting .... and foaming... Orz.

 

Emily wish to participate in twilight zone.

[MikeMetal]

Granted, you'll get a major role if you can go back in the past; 10, 24 or 48 years.

 

I wish for no beer at all this week. *almost to puke*

[Emily]

granted, emily confiscate yer beers.

 

 

emily wish for st. cuthbert hair.

[Thulas]

Granted, but it will grow on your chest.

 

I wish for another CD from Amon Amarth.

[Rasta the Lion]

Granted, and master takes it right away for his collection.

 

I wish it wouldn't be midweek.

[TiredGerman]

Granted. It's Monday all over again.

 

I wish for more to time to think of a wish!

[Thulas]

Granted, but in the meantime you have to deal with a horde of mutilating zombies.

 

I wish for a rapist-apocalypse.

[Emily]

GRANTED!!! Granted!!!!!!!!!! America just release Cross virus. you're now the first ever, Crossed infected. shit is sick.

 

Emily wish for pain killer.

[Thulas]

Granted, just let me infect you.

 

I wish for more things to infect.

[EllieSuraCremisi]

granted, you can now infect mice

 

 

 

i wish for more skimpy unpb bbp mods

[nonusnomeni]

granted but only you will make them

 

i wish to be free of wishes

[EllieSuraCremisi]

that's a paradox, thus denied

 

i wish for now more paradoxes

[nonusnomeni]

granted take a book of zen-koans

 

i wish i can master telekinesis

 

[EllieSuraCremisi]

granted, but it only works on pennies

 

 

i wish for the fountain of "it's so delicious that even dead people want it."