Corrupt A Wish

[nonusnomeni]

granted absolutley

 

i wish see skinhead lion sing with red devils

[Demonwise]

granted and the world... o_O

 

i wish for a small wish to be granted by a small fairy in a small forest on a small world in a small universe.

[formel]

Granted shrinked to a size even an ant could trample you do death....well foe the rest please stay patient I will see to that in some time.

 

 

I wish for a frost aura.

[Rasta the Lion]

Granted, so powerful that you freeze yourself to death.

 

I wish for never ending weed.

[formel]

Granted but criminals from (drug cartels, banks, hedgefonds, insurance companys etc.) also want to have that, so no real time to enjoy the weed you always have to run for your life.

 

 

I wish to become a dark haircutter

[Guest]

Granted. Without business, and a change in sexuality. 

 

I wish for 30000 eggrolls. 

[nonusnomeni]

granted 30000 rotten eggs enjoy smell

 

i wish i can sleep

[formel]

Granted here have some anaesthetic

 

 

 

 

 

I wish for a legion of grumpy cats.

[MikeMetal]

Granted, they're so grumpy they start jumping on and scratching you ferociously. At least don't bring them on LL !

 

I wish to see a fish that drowns underwater.

[Arcueid Brunestud]

Granted, throw a fish cake over a body of water... That will not be to hard isn't it?

 

 

I wish for a superbug that will exterminate every human being... slowly but surely...

[MikeMetal]

Granted, we'll develop an immunity to the superbug, eventually. Yeah a few people died, but they did in the name of science !

 

I wish to hear wolves howling.

[Demonwise]

granted, you will hear them shortly before they tear you apart.

 

I wish for an end to school work but not an end to learning.

[EllieSuraCremisi]

granted, you drop out of school

 

 

i wish for pizza made with mud

[Demonwise]

granted, you find it tastes a lot like dirt

 

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[EllieSuraCremisi]

granted, he's now a particularly stoned zombie

 

 

i wish for Michealangelo

[Demonwise]

granted, a deranged mutated turtle jumps out of the nearest sewer grate and stabs you to death

 

I wish for a cure to cancer

[EllieSuraCremisi]

granted, but it turns people into retards

 

 

i wish for left 4 dead

[Demonwise]

granted, you are found on the side of a road in a ditch left 4 dead

 

i wish for a wish

[Rasta the Lion]

Granted. Plain as that you wished for wish.

 

I wish for the best meat money can buy

 

[EllieSuraCremisi]

granted, your own

 

 

 

i wish for chicken noodle soup

[Demonwise]

granted, you find yourself on a little island in the Pacific called Chew & Swallow where chicken noodle soup is but one of the many foods that rain from the sky.

 

I wish for someone to corrupt this wish.

[formel]

Granted, that's why we are here.

 

 

I wish for a billiard table.

[Demonwise]

granted, you will shortly find out how badly you suck at billiards. 

 

I wish for a trans-dimensional through time to open so that I can go back to before the next person corrupts this wish.

[Thulas]

Granted; but the guy who corrupts your wish also gets granted the same thing.

 

I want an uncorruptable wish.

[Demonwise]

Granted, used the trans-dimensional hole in space-time to go back in time and corrupt the mind of the wisher. Now you have a corrupt incorruptible wish.

 

I wish for a beautiful, caring, loving wife who will share the rest of her long lived life with me in joy and happiness.