Corrupt A Wish

[MikeMetal]

Granted... but I unlike it after.

 

I wish nothing will happen out of this wish.

[EllieSuraCremisi]

granted, but then i change them

 

 

i wish for you to be put on ice

[MikeMetal]

Granted, it'll keep me fresh for a while. Beside, I hate the sun.

 

I wish you won't return to the old loli avatar.

[EllieSuraCremisi]

denied since i might

 

 

i wish for pizza

[MikeMetal]

Denied, you must grant wish first before wish for something

 

I wish mother is in prison, by now.

[EllieSuraCremisi]

granted, your mother is

 

 

i wish for icecream

[MikeMetal]

Granted share it with my mother's life sentence in prison.

 

I wish I would stop thinking about her and her useless life.

[EllieSuraCremisi]

granted you now think of your great life

 

 

 

i wish for you to have a wonderful future

[MikeMetal]

Granted, it'll be a bit less wonderful.

 

I wish for more empresses.

[EllieSuraCremisi]

granted, now each of the sisters are empresses

 

 

i wish for you have fun today

[MikeMetal]

Granted, my fun consists of spamming on loverslab.

 

I wish people would believe in unicorns. Who is jesus, anyway?

[formel]

Granted and you with her same prison same cell.

 

 

I wish for a good walk over the lake.

[MikeMetal]

Granted, just learn to walk on water, first.

 

I wish people would realize when they get ninjaed, at least.

[EllieSuraCremisi]

granted i ninja them

 

 

i wish for fish

[MikeMetal]

Granted, I stomped and crushed it as I don't like fish meat.

 

I wish I'll live 1 second longer past 70 years.

[formel]

Granted you will live that second and the second after that and also the following seconds, the seconds will become minutes, the minutes hours, haurs days, days years, years decades, centuries, millenias and death will not come but your aging progess will not stop untill you are a very small very wrinkled thing.

 

 

I wish to extend my knowledge about old Greek mythology.

[EllieSuraCremisi]

granted, your now a book on all Greek mythology

 

 

i wish for big breasts

[Myst42]

Granted:

 

 

 

Wish the power to grant my own wishes at will

[EllieSuraCremisi]

granted but they must always be turnip based

 

 

i wish for more funny

[formel]

Granted here have a bottle of laughing gas, now inhale deeply.

 

 

I wish for a mighty hammer to tear down some financial institutions,

[EllieSuraCremisi]

granted, banhammer

 

 

i wish for food

[Rasta the Lion]

Granted, rotten food. Enjoy.

 

I wish for unlimited ganja supply

[EllieSuraCremisi]

granted, but its bad ganja

 

 

i wish for a new set of armor

[Rasta the Lion]

Granted, strip clothes.

 

I wish for my master to be online

[EllieSuraCremisi]

granted, but he won't post

 

 

i wish for my sisters to come online