Corrupt A Wish

[Veta]

Granted

  

 

 

 

 

 

 

I wish for time cyanide and happiness

[Arcueid Brunestud]

Granted but you need to do this

 

 

accompanied by this

 

 

 

 

 

I wish for...... anti-matters?

 

[Thulas]

Granted, but if mixes itself up with matter and destroys everything.

 

I wish for a zombie apocalypse; but instead of zombies, there are only hot chicks.

[Cloe]

Granted, there's not much difference being eaten by them and not by zombies

 

I wish Mike was here, it's his birthday

[Thulas]

Granted, but unfortunately he will probably only arrive when you already are gone.

 

I wish that I could send him your regards.

Oh, and I wish for a anti-zombiechick gun.

[Arcueid Brunestud]

Granted,

 

 

Granted,

 

 

 

 

I wish for a reduced temperature globally... enough to kick-start the sixth extinction...

[Rasta the Lion]

Granted, it'll only last for a day. The sixth extinction will have to wait until a further event.

 

I wish for most delicious pizza according to mankind that I can eat without any consequences.

[Thulas]

Granted, but you can't eat it, because you got paws and can't hold the fork.

 

I wish for a fork so I can eat that pizza the lion asked for.

[Rasta the Lion]

Granted, you get the fork, I get the pizza. I can tear it just fine and hold with in my claws.

 

I wish for an unicorn

[Thulas]

Granted, but you need to be shaved to wear it first.

 

I wish for an otaku, waifu or what ever they are called.

[Arcueid Brunestud]

I'll be extremely careful there about the wishing part mate... Internet be your best companion when in dire knowledge... But then you had to ask... Granted...

 

 

 

 

I wish for my personal Meitou... To slice that annoying human being to dead... Maybe a kitchen knife could do wonder as well...

[Thulas]

Granted, but you said nothing about that thing being sharp in any way.

 

I wish to know where Arcu got his name in the first place, without using google.

[Arcueid Brunestud]

 

 

Granted...

 

Good luck asking the North Korean!

 

 

 

 

I wish to re-engineer Carcharodon megalodon.

[Thulas]

Granted, but unfortunately your time to re-engineer it ends...now.

 

I wish to see a man getting mated by a little hosuecat.

[Arcueid Brunestud]

Granted...

 

 

Just substitute it with a human male connected with a sengi... surgically...

 

 

 

I wish I never run out things to say to my plant...

[Thulas]

Granted, but your plant commits suicide because you talk to it.

 

I wish that plants actually can commit suicide...

[formel]

Granted all plants on earth will commit suicide and everything ells will die due to the lack of oxygen.

 

 

I wish to darken the sky with my will.

[Thulas]

Granted, but unfortunately you don't have a will at all.

 

I wish for a pizza fungi with fries.

[Arcueid Brunestud]

Yeahhhhh!!! The Grumpy cat has returned!!!! I want my novel!!!  Por favor!!!

 

 

Awwww~~~ Now he's gone...

Edited October 7, 2013 by Arcueid Brunestud

[Thulas]

Probably wished for that; seems he also is glad about that.

 

Uhm...corrupted?

[Arcueid Brunestud]

 

 

 

 

I wish I got a new lawn mower for my neighbour tulip garden...

[Rasta the Lion]

Granted, you'll be accused of plant genocide and sentenced to 25 years in prison.

 

I wish that won't happen.

[formel]

Granted you will be instead arrested.

 

 

I wish for more generic, repetitive objects in real world.

[Thulas]

Granted, but now the world is a shitty arcade game.

 

I wish to reach the highscore!

[MikeMetal]

Granted, take the biggest crap on an arcade game. Talk about nasty situation.

 

I wish for more awesome weekends.