Corrupt A Wish

[Rasta the Lion]

Granted but they will be busy with master.

 

I wish for cuddles.

[EllieSuraCremisi]

granted, massive cuddles

 

 

i wish for more cuddling time

[Rasta the Lion]

Granted, cuddle a frog forever.

 

I wish people to stop staring at me.

[EllieSuraCremisi]

granted, now no one acknowledges you

 

 

i wish for pie

[formel]

Granted, 3.141592653589793238462643383279502884197169399375105820974944592307816406286208998628034825342117067982148086513282306647093844....

oh it seems I missed the e well next time

 

 

I wish dark robes with hoods will become common cloth.

[EllieSuraCremisi]

granted, they become common in the trash

 

i wish for a hug

[Demonwise]

granted, you get hugged by a troll who then proceeds to sexually molest you.

 

I wish for world peace

[EllieSuraCremisi]

granted, then it dies a fiery death a second later

 

 

i wish for prince

[Demonwise]

granted, then it dies a fiery death a second later

 

 

The world dies a fiery death?!

I guess there isn't much point in wishing for anything else.

 

"I wish for prince"

 

granted, but he turns out to be the prince of hell and drags you body and soul down to the 666th layer of the abyss.

 

i wish for the solution to π

[EllieSuraCremisi]

Granted the solution is ô

 

 

i wish for pie

[nonusnomeni]

granted you can go pee

 

i wish pure unrefined cocoa 

 

 

[EllieSuraCremisi]

granted, but you have to track it down from the thieves who stole it

 

 

i wish for another bowl of clam chowder

[nonusnomeni]

granted every spoon will give you a 50lbs see a mirror for next info

 

i wish to know why i can't sleep

[EllieSuraCremisi]

granted, cause i'm cuddling you

 

 

i wish to go to sleep

[nonusnomeni]

nope no granted you are here now and forewer

 

i wish obedient slave named bella....

[EllieSuraCremisi]

nope

 

i wish for kitty

[nonusnomeni]

nope

 

i wish evil umans stay away of any beautiful life form

 

[Arcueid Brunestud]

Granted, only if cats and dogs were toilet trained from birth. And people culling cats and dogs 3 times per week as a form of sport.

 

 

Je souhaite un grand pouvoir et une longue vie.

[Cloe]

Granted, but your great powers and long life are exhausted the next day

 

I wish for a better sparkling aura

[Arcueid Brunestud]

Granted, try to weld a steel onto your body with a welding machine. Keep a good ol' hunting rifles at side for a quick gateway from a pain land.

 

 

I wish for a nuclear-powered Bismarck-class battleship...

[nonusnomeni]

granted but you alone will clean the deck

 

i wish to see that scene

[Arcueid Brunestud]

Granted, after ye walk the ol' plank that is! Har har har!!!

 

 

I wish I can project an astral so I command the corporeal form to work while I layabout as much as I want... 

[Demonwise]

Granted but the astral, now realizing it has a corporeal nature, rebels against you and spits in your martini as you lay in your hammock.

 

I wish for a wish to be granted and then corrupted in an unorthodox manner.

[Rasta the Lion]

Granted, just a wish from Satan who wants to burn the world but nothing happens.

 

I wish for less police patrolling.

[Demonwise]

granted, the world enters a state of anarchy.

 

i wish for nothing