Corrupt A Wish

[Myst42]

Wohohooo!!! Im rich Im rich!!

 

Wish for ideas to invest my money wisely

[formel]

Granted you become absolute euphoric about the idea (and see also the great wisdome in it) to give all your money and future earnings to me.

 

 

I wish for a tamed eagle.

 

 

 

[Rasta the Lion]

Granted but I mauled it to death for popping over my ganja !

 

I wish for an extreme euphoria

[Arcueid Brunestud]

Granted, a nice, warm, shaked with a slice-of-pineapple-on-top-of-it of 100g olanzapine and 250g diazepam cocktail...

 

 

I wish they just introduce the cocktail via the bloodstream. It's a more effective method in term of culling...

[EllieSuraCremisi]

granted, you are now in charge of that

 

 

i wish for a new royal executioner, i executed the last one

[nonusnomeni]

granted, he's first job: your execution

 

i wish i am in public to enjoy scene   

[EllieSuraCremisi]

granted, your own execution

 

 

i wish for a pet dog

[Rasta the Lion]

Granted but you don't need it when you have me around.

 

*moves in circles many times*

I wish some stuff on this day never happened ! Never ever !

[formel]

Granted time travel to the early morning of this day, but you lost all your memory of what happened and are doomed to do the same misstakes again.

 

 

I wish for a better understanding of languages.

[nonusnomeni]

granted, but now we need a old priest and young priest

 

i wish to hear formel speak Khoisan

[Cloe]

Granted but cats can't understand a word. Even more they are afraid

 

I wish for some waffles, too !

[EllieSuraCremisi]

granted, garbage waffles

 

 

 

 

i wish for a new bed

[nonusnomeni]

granted

http://www.artesianart.net/userimages/50622310.JPG

 

 

i wish less rain and snow this winter

[MikeMetal]

Granted there will only be a scorching sun which will set aflame everything that stays in his light for more than 2 hours.

 

I wish for more rain and less sun.

[formel]

Granted send to Venus (the planet not the godess, don't get your hopes up ) sky always cloudy and nice sulfuric acid rain.

 

 

I wish for revival of all the great philosophers from Socrates to Adorno.

[MikeMetal]

Granted, but don't expect them to be grateful for disturbing their eternal rest. You'll be haunted for your treachery until you join them back in a coffin.... with no head on your body.

 

I wish our dying world would quake underneath, and sinks into the sea.

[EllieSuraCremisi]

granted, Atlantis

 

 

i wish for diamonds

[formel]

Granted, take a pencil, remove the wood form the lead, then take the lead in both hands press as hard as you are able, you only need to reach 6 giga Pascal pressure and 1500°C and bam nice new diamond for you.

 

 

I wish to see the result of that process.

[EllieSuraCremisi]

granted, your head in a grinder

 

 

i wish to see you tun into loose bits of data

[formel]

Granted but is one my deeds to reshape my self, so

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=M1ypn0y32Ac

 

 

I wish for a revolution to seperate the backside of a certain empress from her throne

[EllieSuraCremisi]

denied, i keep my throne

 

 

i wish to have a new dungeon installed

[MikeMetal]

Granted. You like it so much you are forever bound in there.

 

I wish someone would not tell me the exact number of existing planets

[EllieSuraCremisi]

granted, there are more then you know

 

 

i wish to assassinate nixon

[MikeMetal]

Granted, beat his posts and likes then you can try with no success, though.

 

I wish you can answer this wish.

[EllieSuraCremisi]

granted, answered

 

 

i wish for more likes