Corrupt A Wish

[Guest Leonardo W]

granted, be my slave

 

I wish a new lighter

[Rasta the Lion]

Granted but it's broken.

 

I wish for cake

[Guest Leonardo W]

granted, (Lion this speech is the Rose)

 

I wish more fire

[Rasta the Lion]

Granted but it has no effect on you. You're already burning.

 

I wish for a tree to use my claws on it.

[Guest Leonardo W]

granted, go to marcenari

 

 

I wish a red balloon

[Rasta the Lion]

Granted but I pop it

 

I wish for some cuddles !

[Guest Leonardo W]

granted, but ask humans females or Lionesses

 

I wish more hot girls

[Rasta the Lion]

Granted, you can have the empress (loli).

 

I wish for a fresh fish

[Guest Leonardo W]

denied, do not ask me issues with water

 

I wish to see the post Funny pic, but my PC says it has very Malware and it is not for me to open

[Rasta the Lion]

Granted, disable the antivirus.

 

I wish to be more colored !

[Guest Leonardo W]

granted, look for the rainbow

 

I want to stay but I gotta go

[Rasta the Lion]

Granted, byeee !

 

I wish someone would replace him !

[EllieSuraCremisi]

granted, its me

 

i wish you would be less annoying

[Rasta the Lion]

Granted, only you see me as annoying.

 

I wish children would be useful to society.

[EllieSuraCremisi]

granted, as paragons of joy and happiness

 

 

i wish to be called omega empress

[Rasta the Lion]

Granted you can now be that purple sister. Or not..

 

I wish you would post faster

[Myst42]

Granted, but now you cant understand a word she says...

 

Wish to change the weather

[Arcueid Brunestud]

Granted. A violent volcanoes eruption, moon-sized asteroid paying visit to earth, happy trigger sod launching nuclear on every nation on earth, heat-up the Pacific and Atlantic ocean, superfreeze the lower atmosphere, complete negligence of crop rotation in arid and semi-arid region, mass release of silver iodide or solid CO₂ all over the world, unforgiving mass deforestation, microwave whole Arctic and Antarctic completely, or increase the serotonin level on every single grasshopper on this planet we call earth. Take your pick. Perhaps this method will gave a more satisfying result; replace the top ruler of each country with blood-thirsty war-mongering bastard bend to pillaging and raping your goat after impaling the whole villager. 

 

 

I wish I was long dead and gone for good when this event really do take place.

[Rasta the Lion]

Granted, by the time something like this happen we would be extincted already.

 

I wish to know what you're smoking ! My ganja pales compared to what you have !

[Arcueid Brunestud]

Granted. Nothing out of average of your daily dosage of nicotine of a cancer stick...

 

 

and a steady supply of Discovery Channel and National Geographic with a deep interest... love... of science mixed with boredom and a very futile effort to impress your schoolmate who is now happily married to a sod and has become a mother of a child. Bless her... The fact I presented here is highly refutable and can be dismissed at any given notice.

 

 

I wish someone didn't invented the deception detection. I have a really tender spot for Harpy eagle, especially when they ripping the flesh apart from the bone...

[Rasta the Lion]

Granted, you won't be tested on the deception detector, instead you'll contribute to the part where you'll get smeared with fresh meat and try to survive the eagles coming down on you like a cheated wife does.

 

I wish to be taken as pet my Mr. Brunestud !

[Arcueid Brunestud]

Maybe it has to do with me accidentally ingested an ergot before a rugby match. I don't have clear and concise information or memories on that eventful days where I dislocated my shoulder when attempting for my personal 3rd try on that match. Either way, I can't grant your inquiry.

 

Editing wish is a bad habit and will be punished severely by Lord Almighty...

 

 

I wish to dissect a plesiosaurus...

[Rasta the Lion]

Granted, all you have to do is travel back to Jurassic Period, go into the water full of ancient sea reptiles, manage to find AND survive the encounter with a plesiosaur. Then your wish is granted and only patience stays in your way and the reptile's insides ! ... unless patience means the time before you're being dissolved in it's stomach.

 

I wish for a hypothetical wish. Anything.

[Arcueid Brunestud]

A hypothetical thinking.

 

 

I wish I would haul my arse back to do my work instead of trying to chat-up with a intoxicated lion.

[nonusnomeni]

granted go back on work

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i wish take photo of Arcu on job