Corrupt A Wish

[Rasta the Lion]

Granted, but don't expect to survive more than a several days in your sleep due to lack of water and food.

 

I wish for best cuddled a lion can get

[nonusnomeni]

granted just go inside this washing machine

 

i wish for

http://recipegreat.com/images/ice-cream-tiramisu-cake-05.jpg

 

[Demonwise]

granted but you get severe brain freeze from eating it all at once.

 

I wish for breasts.

[Thulas]

Granted, you'll get some lovely A-cup breasts that slowly vanish as you think about them.

 

I wish for a snake in my pants.

[Rasta the Lion]

Granted, this snake will eat your own snake. You get what I mean.

 

I wish for fresh meat.

[Thulas]

Granted, but it is your penis. Karma is bitch

 

I wish for a lion's mane on a silver plate.

[Rasta the Lion]

Granted, you'd get the mane with the lion as well. See who eats who, now.

 

I wish for my mane to be even more glorious.

[Thulas]

Granted, but it now is your pubic hair.

 

I wish for Mel Gibson.

[Rasta the Lion]

Granted, it ignores you, though.

 

I wish this day would never end.

[Thulas]

Granted, but this day will continue in 7 days after this has passed.

 

I wish for a picture of two lions mating a stone.

[Rasta the Lion]

Granted, I eat it afterwards.

 

I wish to know the reason for that picture.

[Thulas]

Granted. That's the reason.

 

I wish that I will get a meow from you.

[Rasta the Lion]

Granted, *ROAR*. Cough, cough...

 

I wish this sore throat would go away.

[Thulas]

Granted, but he'll need to swallow some semen.

 

I wish for plantsemen.

[Demonwise]

granted, as you are raped helpless by the many tendrils of the woman eating plant you are finally subjected to the full barrage of the plants cum. Your stomach is inflated to grotesque proportions.

 

I wish for dirty sexy stories.

[Strelky]

Granted, but you have to think of them yourself

 

I wish for State of Decay not to require controller

[Arcueid Brunestud]

Surely. By the way, you need to see the doctor about your limbs. It's going all black with blood and puss oozing from it... Mom... Strelky is vibrating and he produce bubbles with his mouth...

 

 

I wish kanji were simpler... 3000 characters to remember is not a very fun activity...

[Rasta the Lion]

Granted, but you won't understand it even that way.

 

I wish I would freeze in time while the world goes around as normal.

[Arcueid Brunestud]

 

 

Good luck.............

 

 

I wish he ate it...

[Rasta the Lion]

Granted, but I spit it out in no time.

 

I wish for some tuna

[Demonwise]

granted, a Frenchmen with an air of pompous disregard for anyone else marches up to you with tuna in hand and slaps you in the face with the tuna! "I CHALLENGE YOU TO A DUAL!"

 

 i wish for a dirty meat toilet to be my slave

 

[formel]

Garnted but it is occupied by a fat hairy guy with diarrhea and shotgun.

 

 

I wish for a fuel cell with high effectiveness.

[Rasta the Lion]

Granted, but it wreck itself after first using.

 

I wish tomorrow isn't monday

[nonusnomeni]

granted every day is monday

 

i wish i am android

[Rasta the Lion]

Granted, you can't function in any way, though.

 

I wish for spaghetti.