Corrupt A Wish

[MikeMetal]

Granted, start by flirting with it, then touching the circuits then going for the buttons squeezing.

 

I wish this wish will be granted, regardless of outcome.

[Thulas]

Granted, but there is no outcome.

 

I wish to have more posts than gregathit.

[MikeMetal]

Granted, he'll ban you now. Isn't that great, to be banned by an inferior !

 

I wish more people would join BBoF

[Thulas]

Granted, but they will flee in fear as they see that dumbfuck who callshimself a Malkavian.

 

I wish nothing.

[MikeMetal]

Granted.

 

I wish Thulas really called himself a dumbfuck

 

[Thulas]

Granted, because I did, but you will have to read this corruptioning text that takes the fun out of it.

 

I wish that you don't grant my wish.

[MikeMetal]

Granted for the lulz.

 

I wish for a leggy brunette

[Thulas]

Granted, but her hair has a dark-purple tint.

 

I wish for brunette hair-color-spray-thingies.

[MikeMetal]

Granted but they are depleted. Feel free to add them to a trash collection !

 

I wish every woman had D cups. No more no less.

[Thulas]

Granted, but all women will be 1 year old babies form now on.

[MikeMetal]

Fail

 

I wish to be more amused this way

[Thulas]

Granted, but all your amusement will instantly fade away because I still am here.

 

I wish to edit what I earlier posted.

[MikeMetal]

Granted, but the the answer will still be - fail

 

I wish people would think before posting.

[Thulas]

Granted, but vampires don't count as people.

 

I wish to amuse the unamused cat with unamusing amusements.

[MikeMetal]

Granted, make him see the sisters.

 

I wish you aren't pissed off, now.

[Thulas]

Granted, but this doesn't mean I can't get pissed of right now again.

 

I wish to know why people think that I am evil and pissed off, even though I am neither of them.

[MikeMetal]

Granted, I know you were pissed off earlier in the day.

 

I wish this wish will win the wishing nominalization for the wish of the wishes

[Thulas]

Granted, but the prize already was forged into a key to a specific cage, that has been opened.

 

I wish to be allowed to say following: Blowjob!

[MikeMetal]

Granted, you already said that.

 

I wish for an original wish.

[Thulas]

Granted, but I will use it before you:

 

I wish to end world hunger with a chalice that produces sushi.

[MikeMetal]

Granted but not all people will accept your sushi. I sure won't.

 

I wish for the most delicious burger according to the average human.

[Thulas]

Granted, but you aren't allowed to eat it.

 

I wish for savvyness.

[MikeMetal]

Granted, you feel a mindsochist sensation.

 

I wish I'll live 1 second longer past 80 years.

[Thulas]

Granted, but you still will eventually be dragged down into the hell of unliving as a toy for Marina.

 

I whish to make you a compliment.

[MikeMetal]

Granted, you already did by saying "how is to be the favorite saint ?".

 

I wish Cloe would find him fascinating as she finds me.