Corrupt A Wish

[Rasta the Lion]

Granted but you'll have to help him in that matter. You got to use your hands, dirty !

 

I wish people would adopt lions instead of kids

[Arcueid Brunestud]

Granted. I also sanctioned any action that can be used by a child molester to speed-up the further deterioration of child population. Teenagers and adults will be given a choice to consume a bottle of arsenic or a second choice that involved a point blank shot to the frontal lobe with a .338 Lapua Magnum ammunition. The matured women then will be left caged with a gorilla to produce a human-gorilla hybrid that will ensure a total annihilation of human race. Much more elaborate and detail than having yourself mauled to death by a cat.

 

 

I wish a total control of the translocation process of water and mineral in plant so I can have my tree bear a fruit at my beck and call.

[formel]

Granted as soon you become the tree or be able to recreate the mutagen that was used in Fallout, but the bee flower thing is still an issue you hace to solve even as tree.

 

 

I wish for mashine for the construction of single molecules

[Cloe]

Granted but it breaks downs after several seconds.

 

I wish I wasn't so shy... took me 5 minutes to decide whether should I post this or not

[formel]

Shy? I would say by coming and posting here in the direst cornor of the forum that is only inhabited by the most mentally abnormal beings, you showed great bravery.

So let me, before we get mean again, speak out a warm welcome.

That said back to buisness:

Granted you lose your shyness, but get a posting addiction (for this forum) and you will start publishing loud and terrible music (made by you) on every possibble way

 

 

I wish for a Quinquereme.

[EllieSuraCremisi]

denied as that word is not in my vocabulary

 

 

i wish for a new female servant

[formel]

Granted but this slave is only capable of doing one thing: Looking up things for you on Wikipedia

 

 

I wish for a cape.

[Rasta the Lion]

Granted but my claws have tear it apart... oops !

 

I wish for a hug

[Arcueid Brunestud]

Granted. *BLAM *RATATATATATATA Okay children, you can now disgustingly touch this carcass for awhile before I toss it into incinerator...

 

 

I wish for an authentic set of lorica segmentata with manica and greaves, or a nanban dou gusoku.

[Rasta the Lion]

Granted join Caesar's Legion. And fight in the coming war... and most of all, don't get your eyes gouge out and be left to die on a cross for not obeying him !

 

I wish police would stop burning the ganja fields

[Arcueid Brunestud]

Granted, they send an elite team of SS-Totenkopfverbände after the planter. Enjoy the gas!

 

 

I wish someone gave me an authentic WW2 Mauser C96 as a pressie~~~

[Rasta the Lion]

Granted but the trigger doesn't work nor is the pistol able to be a part of a collection given its next to wrecked condition. But if you value junk feel free to add this piece !

 

I wish people would be more open minded towards weed.

[Arcueid Brunestud]

Granted, after they performed countless and unrecorded exploration lobotomy on pothead that is.

 

 

I wish I can start back playing piano and violin...

[formel]

Granted so long until the neighbours sue you because of noise annoyance because your loud and wrong play.

 

 

I wish for a new level of anger.

[Arcueid Brunestud]

Granted, you revisited you teen angst period.

 

 

I wish he not taking any recreational substance when he is in the psychosis state...

[formel]

Granted they will only reduce my anger that would be unrewarding.

 

 

Now i wish to induce that anger in other people.

[Cloe]

Granted but they'll be angry at you for making them angry in the first place... RUN !

 

I wish to know this place better despite the warning I've got I better not to

[nonusnomeni]

granted. don't be scared  be frighten very  frighten

 

i wish newbies to can get there place under the sun (somewhere in Antarctica)

[Arcueid Brunestud]

Granted, in return, all cats will have their fur shaved off... manually and genetically.

 

 

I wish I can come to the term of my life and except a blunder is a natural part of human growth and not blaming oneself too much.

[formel]

Granted but for that you need to spend the next 10 years or so in an isolated monastery.

 

 

I wish for a drone that I can send instead of me to certain locations like work or shopping etc.

[Myst42]

Granted, but the drone awakes as AI and now seeks to steal your life and take over the world

 

Wish for more photoshop skills

[Arcueid Brunestud]

Granted. You are now officially on the very top of every death wish of British people by being a paparazzi yourself and edit the picture of the successor of the throne in a compromising situation that won't be discussed here.

 

 

I wish someone could genetically engineered a virus/bacteria/fungus/invertebrate that would destroy and cast an incurable blight/disease/rot/canker on every poppy and cannabis plants, so that it can only be grown inside an expensive and special environment for medical purpose, by government authorisations...

[formel]

Granted, but goverment will start to privatize that segment and every thing starts again.

 

 

I wish for new elections

[Myst42]

Granted:

 

 

 

Wish to be owner of steam company

[formel]

Granted you now own a company that produces steam but to be honest I don't realy see a market for steam, anyway i wish you success.

 

 

I'm a man of my word so i wish elaquimista has success with selling steam.