Thulas Posted October 1, 2013 Posted October 1, 2013 Granted, but this wife is Marina*. I wish to finish this senten... *Note: In case you don't know, she is a sadomachistic vampire.
MikeMetal Posted October 1, 2013 Posted October 1, 2013 Granted, Marina will help you finish it. In her way. I wish to not live anymore after 80 years from now on.
Thulas Posted October 1, 2013 Posted October 1, 2013 Granted, but you will just turn from the living to the undead. I wish to get rid of this specific allways-nagging girl.
MikeMetal Posted October 1, 2013 Posted October 1, 2013 Granted, you can tell her to leave. Don't expect to get any results though. I wish I can wish for more wishes.
Thulas Posted October 1, 2013 Posted October 1, 2013 Granted, but you only will be able to wish for the presence of above mentioned girl. I wish for...ponies and candy! And clothes. And neclares. And...sex with...no.
MikeMetal Posted October 1, 2013 Posted October 1, 2013 Granted she'll get all that once Marina agrees with all. I wish to be at a concert right now
Thulas Posted October 1, 2013 Posted October 1, 2013 Granted, but it is a Justin Bieber concert. I wish for the ability to make a wish.
MikeMetal Posted October 1, 2013 Posted October 1, 2013 Granted you just did that. Truly amazing wishing abilities you have, you aren't even aware of them ! I wish people would stop mentioning Bieber. And they wonder how he got popular...
Thulas Posted October 1, 2013 Posted October 1, 2013 Granted, but now they are talking about being Hipster. I wish for...No, my turn! I wish for...hm...a fancy dress?
MikeMetal Posted October 1, 2013 Posted October 1, 2013 Granted but I ripped it so you can get back to your other 3 threads. There's the sisters place. I wish my saint aura would dissipate.
Thulas Posted October 1, 2013 Posted October 1, 2013 Granted, but now you have a holy saint aura. I wish to know where the limits are, what to do and what not to do.
MikeMetal Posted October 1, 2013 Posted October 1, 2013 Granted, you'll know the limits and what to do about them when you break them. I wish this wish will be corrupted
Thulas Posted October 1, 2013 Posted October 1, 2013 Granted, but a paradoxon will be created that from now on shall be called "Schrödinger's Wish". I wish to feed my inner attention whore with...inner attention-sex?What the fuck...?
MikeMetal Posted October 1, 2013 Posted October 1, 2013 Granted, think of something she likes so you'll feed her this way. I wish our dying world would quake underneath and sink into the sea.
Thulas Posted October 1, 2013 Posted October 1, 2013 Granted, but Atlantis sues you and demands to un-do your wish. I wish for an uncorruptable wish that grants me the ability to wish for uncorruptable wishes that can be corrupted by uncorruptable waffles.
MikeMetal Posted October 1, 2013 Posted October 1, 2013 Granted, redo the rules of this game then wish that again. I wish all jobs would pay more than 200 dollars. In same currency.
Thulas Posted October 1, 2013 Posted October 1, 2013 Granted, but you are unemployed now. Forever. And ever, And...beer. I wish that Mike gets a job again.
MikeMetal Posted October 1, 2013 Posted October 1, 2013 Granted I'll make my own company and earn profit from there. I wish Thulas will post next, after this post.
Thulas Posted October 1, 2013 Posted October 1, 2013 Granted, but instead of the vessel, a handsome priest will answer your calls. I wish to burn all sorceresses and wizzards for practicing withcracft!
MikeMetal Posted October 1, 2013 Posted October 1, 2013 Granted, you'll have to prove that magic is real first, though. I wish chocolate wasn't so addicting
Thulas Posted October 1, 2013 Posted October 1, 2013 Granted, but not it is called beer. I wish to get dem pillows right now, so that I can...wash dishes?
MikeMetal Posted October 1, 2013 Posted October 1, 2013 Granted, use some pillows to wash the dishes with them. Works pretty good. I wish to lick it before I stick it.
Thulas Posted October 1, 2013 Posted October 1, 2013 Granted; there is nothing to corrupt there, since you already act like Titanic. I wish to be a saint.
MikeMetal Posted October 1, 2013 Posted October 1, 2013 Granted, change your name to MikeMetal and you're good to go. I wish Thulas won't do that.
Thulas Posted October 1, 2013 Posted October 1, 2013 Granted, but he now will have to deal with me for ever. And ever. And...wait, I already said that. I wish to integrate myself with a computer.
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