Corrupt A Wish

[Millicent Bystander]

granted, but it gives off a small amount of radiation

 

I wish I didn't doubt myself so much

[ThatSeasonsGal]

Granted, you now doubt others twice as much

 

I wish for a mouse

[Content Consumer]

Granted, you now doubt others twice as much

 

I wish for a mouse

 

Granted. It is infected with Lassa, Tularemia, and Hantavirus.

 

I wish I could get over this cold.

[ThatSeasonsGal]

Granted, but now you're permanently warm

 

I wish for cookies

[Millicent Bystander]

granted, but they are used to track your browsing habits

 

I wish for a good run today

[Guest]

granted you have a good run from the police

 

I wish Millicent running away from the police was filmed and uploaded to YouTube

[Millicent Bystander]

granted

 

 

 

 

 

I wish I'd had a better sunday

[gusenitza]

granted

 

 

 

 

 

I wish I'd had a better sunday

 

granted:

but it's only a picture

[Millicent Bystander]

 

granted

 

 

 

 

 

I wish I'd had a better sunday

 

granted:

but it's only a picture

 

that looks delicious

also, you forgot to make a wish

 

 

I wish I didn't keep dying for stupid reasons in Subnautica

 

[Guest]

Granted, Now you keep dying for obvious reasons.

 

I wish skyrim didn't crash so often.

[seelenoede]

Granted, it only crashes now, if you had a major achievment.

 

I wish for war without hatred.

[Guest]

Granted, But now everyone is obsessed with it.

 

I wish I had a delicious cupcake.

[Stross97]

Granted, but it's the size of a bumblebee.

 

I wish LSD was legal.

[seelenoede]

Granted, enjoy the walls coming closer to you or your burning back.

 

I wish I could hear better music, right now.

[Guest]

Granted, But now it's stuck on repeat for the next 72 hours.

 

I wish my shoulder didn't hurt.

[Millicent Bystander]

granted, it's now missing.

 

I wish I hadn't had to wait until 10 AM for the PC shop to open

[seelenoede]

Granted, now you have to wait until 12PM (I think this is right. Stupid 12h clocks)

 

I wish there were convient places to shop here on sundays.

[Millicent Bystander]

denied, convenience on a Sunday is a sin, you should spend your entire Sunday conversing with higher powers.

 

I wish I was a Jedi

[Stross97]

Granted, but you're less competent than the entire Jedi Council during the Clone Wars era.

 

I wish I wouldn't have followed through with Step 3. (Dead Space reference if you don't understand.)

[Guest]

Granted, but now the entire trip to the marker is infested with Ubermorphs.

 

I wish there was always Peng.

[ThatSeasonsGal]

Denied, there is no Peng

 

I wish for Pong

[Stross97]

Granted. It is now the only game you can play for eternity.

 

I wish I could think of a better wish.

[Guest]

Granted, But you cant wish for it

 

I wish I had a potato

[Millicent Bystander]

granted, but it's pink.

 

I wish it was Friday already

[ThatSeasonsGal]

Granted, but we're all dead

 

I wish to get a clone that writes papers for me