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Corrupt A Wish


Ashal

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Granted, you now doubt others twice as much

 

I wish for a mouse

 

Granted. It is infected with Lassa, Tularemia, and Hantavirus.

 

I wish I could get over this cold.

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granted you have a good run from the police

 

I wish Millicent running away from the police was filmed and uploaded to YouTube

  • 2 weeks later...
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Granted, Now you keep dying for obvious reasons.

 

I wish skyrim didn't crash so often.

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Granted, But now everyone is obsessed with it.

 

I wish I had a delicious cupcake.

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Granted, But now it's stuck on repeat for the next 72 hours.

 

I wish my shoulder didn't hurt.

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Granted, but you're less competent than the entire Jedi Council during the Clone Wars era.

 

I wish I wouldn't have followed through with Step 3. (Dead Space reference if you don't understand.)

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Granted, but now the entire trip to the marker is infested with Ubermorphs.

 

I wish there was always Peng.

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Granted, But you cant wish for it

 

I wish I had a potato

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