Corrupt A Wish

[Millicent Bystander]

granted it gets graded to a 30 degree incline

 

I wish I was young enough to have never used a 386

[Guest]

denied but your skin is smooth

as a baby's butt

 

i wish my facial hair didnt grow

all spaniard looking- damn

[Millicent Bystander]

granted, now it grows like this

 

I wish I had chocolate

[ThatSeasonsGal]

Granted, they're mint though

 

I wish people in Overwatch would protect the healer

[protocolk]

denied, its a tradition at online games to have a retarded dps that says the healer sucks because it dont heals it (mostly because it pulled shit that killed the tanker and the healer).

 

I wish I had a brain implant that allowed me to use my brain as a computer and download knownledge directly.

[Millicent Bystander]

Granted, they're mint though

 

I wish people in Overwatch would protect the healer

my favourite, how did you know.

 

denied, its a tradition at online games to have a retarded dps that says the healer sucks because it dont heals it (mostly because it pulled shit that killed the tanker and the healer).

 

I wish I had a brain implant that allowed me to use my brain as a computer and download knownledge directly.

granted, but it is an xt processor running at 16khz with 128kb ram.

 

I wish people would just accept that microsoft make shit products instead of always asking me to compile reports explaining why it does the shit it does.

[protocolk]

granted, but now you dont hve even their shit products.

I wish I knew wich epic saga begin when my pc is back.

[ThatSeasonsGal]

Granted, do a DnD campaign

 

I wish for coconut water

 

 

Granted, they're mint though

 

I wish people in Overwatch would protect the healer

my favourite, how did you know.

 

Goddammit 

[Millicent Bystander]

granted, a crazy guy walks up to you and puts his nuts in your water

 

I wish I knew why my mind was in the gutter today

[Laura]

Granted, you can find out after you find yourself.

 

I wish healers were more careful.

[ThatSeasonsGal]

Denied, us healers are the most careful sort

 

I wish for Overwatch skins

[Millicent Bystander]

granted, all the overwatch characters are now bloody skeletons and you have all their skins in a chest

 

I wish I had overwatch

[protocolk]

grantred, but its bugged so you cant shoot.

I wish my fallout 2 wasnt bugged.

[peculiaris]

grantred, but its bugged so you cant shoot.

I wish my fallout 2 wasnt bugged.

 

Granted, It's now completely broken.

 

I wish I could eat bacon all day long.

[protocolk]

granted,but you have a hearth attack.

I wish for more kinky games.

[ThatSeasonsGal]

Granted, make them

 

I wish for more dedication to writing

[Millicent Bystander]

denied, it's far too much hard work

 

I wish I had more motivation

[ThatSeasonsGal]

Granted, purchase it for life™ points

 

I wish for a cherry

[Millicent Bystander]

granted, now you can go find a guy to pop it for you

 

I wish that hadn't been the first thing I thought of when I heard cherry

 

[ThatSeasonsGal]

I wish for it too

[LadyDemon]

Denied, because there would be no kinky things here.

 

I wish for a blue moon

[ThatSeasonsGal]

Granted, just wear blue-tinted glasses

 

I wish for a chair

[peculiaris]

Granted, just wear blue-tinted glasses

 

I wish for a chair

 

Granted, its has a 1000 nails pointing into your butt though.

 

I wish i could switch gender with free will.

[Guest]

Denied. You must pass a BBOF group vote each time.

 

I wish for a ham and pineapple pizza.

[ThatSeasonsGal]

Granted as a welcome back present!

 

I wish the owl was around more