Corrupt A Wish

[Guest]

Granted, But it writes very poorly.

 

I wish I had a wingman for Dead Space 3.

[Stross97]

Granted but all the necromorphs are regenerating Leshens.

 

I wish I wasn't so tired.

[ThatSeasonsGal]

Granted, just sleep

 

I wish for flour

[Stross97]

Granted, but it's in cake form.

 

I wish for the answers to death.

[Guest]

Granted, but they raise the undead.

 

I wish I could be stronger.

[Stross97]

Granted, but only half as strong as Leshen.

 

I wish i was wendigo.

[Guest]

Granted, But you're Lazy instead of hungry.

 

I wish I had a Silver Cat School Medallion.

[Millicent Bystander]

denied, Bronze for you

 

I wish I had happy pills

[Stross97]

Denied, we're all out.

 

I wish I could kill my roommate and nobody would care.

[ThatSeasonsGal]

Denied, murder is not good, m'kay?

 

I wish for a bunny

[Stross97]

Granted, but it has uncontrollable diarrhea.

 

I wish I could wish a wishful wish whilst wishing whales wishful wishing wishes.

[Guest]

Granted, but you still feel empty.

 

I wish that Stross would stop hovering over me with a screwdriver while I sleep.

[Stross97]

It's not me, its the Wendigo.

 

I wish that I was a Wendigo.

[Guest]

Granted, but you won't eat me.

 

I wish I had my own place.

[Stross97]

Granted but it's surrounded by Wendigo breeding grounds.

 

I wish I was still alive and not eaten then taken over by Wendigos.

[Guest]

Granted, But you're still getting annoyed by those around you.

 

I wish I could have buttered Toast.

[Stross97]

Granted but you must get it from the Leshens.

 

I wish I wasn't so bored.

[shirow]

Granted you started to add googly eyes on everyone's avatar on this forum.

 

I wish you could do that for real.

[peculiaris]

Granted you started to add googly eyes on everyone's avatar on this forum.

 

I wish you could do that for real.

 

Granted, but its only fun for about the first 3 seconds

 

I wish I could actually make a decent pizza.

[Stross97]

granted but you can only do it in pizza's the size of a cd.

 

I wish I could be successful, for once.

[Millicent Bystander]

granted, you successfully fapped to porn.

 

I wish I didn't give up so easily

[Stross97]

Granted, just don't pull a Stross.

 

I wish I didn't screw up so much.

[Guest]

Granted, Now you just nail more.

 

I wish I wasn't such a disappointment.

[peculiaris]

Granted, Now you just nail more.

 

I wish I wasn't such a disappointment.

 

Granted, but now everyone feels threatened by your never ending success and they start to demonize you.

 

 

I wish I could find real proof that God doesn't exist.

[Stross97]

Granted, Wesboro Baptist Church.

 

I wish ignorance was more of a charm.