Corrupt A Wish

[nonusnomeni]

granted

http://images.smh.com.au/2011/06/09/2418148/panda_eyes_729-420x0.jpg

 

 

i wish to destroy chaotic evil neighbor dog with fire ball

[EllieSuraCremisi]

granted, but you now owe me 20 bucks

 

i wish for more work

[nonusnomeni]

granted, and i was thinking who will help me to pick all that walnuts, silly me

 

i wish for at least 3-4 dry days

[darkestblack77]

Granted.  Massive heat wave of possible of melting clocks headed your way for the next 3-4 days. 

 

I wish to get hit on by some way hot woman today.  

[HyperonicX]

Granted. A lady that is on fire punches you in the face then rolls around on you!

 

I wish that would really happen to someone I don't like! XD!

[Myst42]

Granted, you get low on self-esteem , you don't like yourself anymore and it happens to you

 

Wish for a roman helmet

[Guest Leonardo W]

granted, but the gladiator is included

 

I wish to be the champion of the arena

[formel]

Granted, but here is a line of people who also want that title and at least one of them is better than you.

 

 

I wish for a faster internet connection.

[Guest Leonardo W]

granted, use a quantum network

 

I wish that everything ends in pizza

[Myst42]

Nowpizza everypizza wordpizza endspizza inpizza pizzapizza

 

Wish to give a speech for an epic call to arms!

[Guest Leonardo W]

ask your president nixon

 

I wish will be taken seriously

[MikeMetal]

Granted, you can now be more aggressive.

 

I wish...hmm.. I don't know... I wish for likes.

[formel]

Granted amaze us, as chance would have it I have here 12 tasks....well you probably know the drill.

 

 

I wish to diffuse through walls.

 

 

 

[EllieSuraCremisi]

granted, but you get stuck in a loop of walls

 

i wish for pie

[Emily]

Granted, a re-shapeable dark matter liquid with flours.

 

Emily wish for guide how to deal with midgets.

[EllieSuraCremisi]

granted snow white and the 7 dwarves

 

 

i wish for beauty

[Emily]

Granted, your half nude picture are now on hongkong men night club magazine, issue 142.

 

emily wish BBOF poster call her, start humping humping and moves to other hot hot #model. Be gentle!! Be rough rough!! Arrooooooo+oooo~!

[formel]

Mhhh interesting....

Granted, simply post your phone number here, it maybe that then google and the rest of the internet know it also, but at least we can call you and discuss the other stuff

 

I wish to encounter a FDP member, I'm in the mood to tear someones worldview apart.

[Guest Leonardo W]

analyzing (what is FDP?)

 

I wonder why the google knows everything

[Arcueid Brunestud]

The same probability of an answer you got when you emptied a liter of Dämmerschlaf before attempting a transorbital lobotomy on a sterile beluga.

 

 

I wish I don't wishing myself being a psychiatrist with a MD license who could operate and manage a high and low frequency of transmission... Maybe I could build a hadron collider...

[Guest Leonardo W]

granted, change of profession

 

I wish know if microsoft spies on the notebook that has windows installed?

[Arcueid Brunestud]

Granted. The truth is they put a micro-organismic (hence the name; Microsoft) creature on the windows of people houses just to spy and report back to government of how much they secretly masturbate to ********** ********** per day. (Did greg or Ashal put some restriction to certain word or name? It won't display properly)

 

 

I wish I can get the data so I can extort my sizzling-hot, pretty, young neighobours to please me... Maybe I should brought a whip instead of a drink cup...

[formel]

Granted but you will only recive the data from your male neighbours.

 

 

I wish for a real existing pacman.

[Arcueid Brunestud]

Granted. He is your everyday average parcel man. Instead of big mouth, he is equipped with a fully loaded FN P90 with a 2 dozen reserved magazine and in constant psychosis state with full body armour. Happy socialising!

 

 

I wish my heartburn can get healed with me, only belching. I may lose some promising bed partner in the process though... Ah well! Never dwell in failed past...

[formel]

Granted your stomach is removed, you have from now on consume nutrients via intravenous infusion.

 

 

I wish for a conspiracy against my goverment.