Rasta the Lion Posted September 16, 2013 Posted September 16, 2013 Granted, all you have to do is getting them all high to believe that ! I wish people would stop staring at me !
Guest Leonardo W Posted September 17, 2013 Posted September 17, 2013 denied, you are colorful I wish to know because they associate much thought, with hot head?
EllieSuraCremisi Posted September 17, 2013 Posted September 17, 2013 granted i wish to get a new tiara
Arcueid Brunestud Posted September 17, 2013 Posted September 17, 2013 Granted, but the Scotland Yard is on your arse because they have identified you as the person who allegedly snitched the Royal's tiaras... I wish I can live the rest of my life in a country home near to Rhine river...
Rasta the Lion Posted September 17, 2013 Posted September 17, 2013 Granted but your house will soon be overrun by water as the river starts to flood. I wish for less poachers here.
Arcueid Brunestud Posted September 17, 2013 Posted September 17, 2013 Granted! Will a gun wielding madman who's high on substance fit description of your wish? Owh I forgot to mentioned that their colleagues likes to blown animal parts into bits and pieces. Between you and me, they like to strap the explosives when the animal were healthy and all. Particularly the big cat which they love the most... I wish Sir David Attenborough won't feel too sad...
Rasta the Lion Posted September 17, 2013 Posted September 17, 2013 Granted, just tell me where he is and I'll give him the euphoria of his life ! I wish to cuddled fed meat at the same time !
Arcueid Brunestud Posted September 17, 2013 Posted September 17, 2013 Granted, after they mounted your head on the wall as a game trophy... I wish my girls next door is Sarah Harding...
Rasta the Lion Posted September 17, 2013 Posted September 17, 2013 Granted, it's a hobo with a sign that says sarah harding. I wish for more good stuff !
Arcueid Brunestud Posted September 17, 2013 Posted September 17, 2013 Granted, how about a shirt-lifter who shag your ends with a SPAS 12 sounds? Perfect eh? I wish a faster methods of transportation. God! I hate long flights!
Rasta the Lion Posted September 17, 2013 Posted September 17, 2013 Granted, you can now teleport ! But you'll be back to your initial place after 1 second. I wish for a lioness ! One that's colored even better
Arcueid Brunestud Posted September 17, 2013 Posted September 17, 2013 Bestiality is a Federal crime under Bürgerliches Gesetzbuch. I wish I can understand what I'm going forth and back because I can hardly make a head or tails of any of it...
Rasta the Lion Posted September 17, 2013 Posted September 17, 2013 Granted but you have forgotten what was all this about. I wish for some fresh meat.
Arcueid Brunestud Posted September 17, 2013 Posted September 17, 2013 Granted, just have yourself go to your nearest fresh market. Expect people will treat you with an extreme prejudice... and AK47... Somehow I forgot what I want to wish for... I don't wish to remembered it...
nonusnomeni Posted September 17, 2013 Posted September 17, 2013 doesn't mater granted i wish more chinese (female) immigrants in my hometovn YESSSSSSSSS MOOOAAARRRRR
MikeMetal Posted September 17, 2013 Posted September 17, 2013 Granted, they'll moan so much you won't be able to sleep. And no, you won't have anything to do with their moans. I wish for priests to stop coming at my door. They never get any money from me, anyway.
Arcueid Brunestud Posted September 17, 2013 Posted September 17, 2013 Granted, instead they will be replaced by a murderous mafia gang that demand no money for you, but you life... Amen... I wish I can culture an enzyme that will act as a catalyst for regeneration purpose and process (yeah right...).
Myst42 Posted September 17, 2013 Posted September 17, 2013 Granted "Regenerativesterase" However it's highly unstable and capable og going wrong producing things like this: Wish I could get those damn graphic mods to work once and forl all
Arcueid Brunestud Posted September 17, 2013 Posted September 17, 2013 Granted, You need a lot of dineros my friend... I wish for a new Tag Heuer wristwatch... or a Swiss knife... or maybe, just maybe, a new squeeze...
Guest Leonardo W Posted September 17, 2013 Posted September 17, 2013 granted, buy on ebay I want a machine infinite desires
MikeMetal Posted September 17, 2013 Posted September 17, 2013 Granted but it melts down from your heat. I wish for a wish without consequences. Anything.
Arcueid Brunestud Posted September 17, 2013 Posted September 17, 2013 You probably wishes for a MP40 but instead mistakenly request to the Giant Metal Hand in the Sky an infinite wishes which took nearly 5 years to fully comprehend it. Granted... You wish to die tomorrow exactly at half past four in the evening from advance case of STD right? The Giant Metal Hand in the Sky has approved it! Next! I wish the Giant Metal Hand in the Sky won't slap me silly for this sin...
MikeMetal Posted September 17, 2013 Posted September 17, 2013 Granted, Giant Metal Hand won't slap you for your sin, as the STD event never happened. Instead you'll just feel bad for thinking that way. I wish Arcueid will entertain us with his philosophies more often.
Guest Leonardo W Posted September 17, 2013 Posted September 17, 2013 granted, I wish, invent a new game, stone (breaks scissors) paper (rolled stone) scissors (cut paper) fire (all wins)
MikeMetal Posted September 17, 2013 Posted September 17, 2013 Granted but you didn't said water can't join too. I wish for the world to go back in Jurassic. Those jungles are just awesome.
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