Corrupt A Wish

[ThatSeasonsGal]

Granted

 

I wish I had overslept this morning 

[Millicent Bystander]

granted, go back to sleep and wake up three hours from now

[ThatSeasonsGal]

I wish Leeroy remembered to wish more often 

[Millicent Bystander]

denied, I have a mind like a sieve these days.

 

I wish I'd kept practising those memory techniques I learned in high school.

[ThatSeasonsGal]

Granted, but you start to remember all the horrible things you tried to forget

 

I wish I had better wishes to wish in this wishing thread of wishes

[The Martian]

As you wish.

 

I wish it would stop with that thunderstorm already because I need to go to work in a few minutes

[ThatSeasonsGal]

Granted, enjoy your underwater job

 

I wish for Monty Python references

[Millicent Bystander]

Granted, but you start to remember all the horrible things you tried to forget

 

I wish I had better wishes to wish in this wishing thread of wishes

I do that already anyway

 

 

Granted, enjoy your underwater job

 

I wish for Monty Python references

You don't frighten us, English pig dogs. Go and boil your bottoms, you sons of a silly person. I blow my nose at you, so-called "Arthur King," you and all your silly English K-nig-hts.

 

I wish I'd actually done some work today at the office instead of playing Stellaris with my boss.

[ThatSeasonsGal]

Granted, your boss was playing Stellaris while you watched

 

I wish I had Stellaris 

[Millicent Bystander]

if I had a spare key for it I'd give it to you

 

I wish I had a spare key for stellaris

[shirow]

Granted but it is an invalid one.

 

I wish I could I waw less tired.

[ThatSeasonsGal]

waw?

 

Well . . . Granted anyway

 

I wish I had an answer

[shirow]

Granted I guess.

 

I wish I could make less mistakes in my sentences.

[Guest]

Denied

 

I wish I wished more often.

[shirow]

Granted but your future wishes will be denied.

 

I wish I couldn't have finished modding my skyrim already.

[ThatSeasonsGal]

Denied, cause of bad wording

 

I wish our mate would fix his sentences 

[Millicent Bystander]

denied, he wouldn't want us to be bored

 

I wish I had a job that didn't involve dealing with people.

[ThatSeasonsGal]

Granted, go be Loko's gag model

 

I wish that didn't raise awkward questions

[Guest]

Granted irt raises non-awkward questions with an awkward silence as answers

 

I wish that made better sense.

[ThatSeasonsGal]

Granted, but only in Wonderland

 

Why am I not tired?

[Guest]

Your semi immortal.

 

Why is the gryphon not fully immortal?

[ThatSeasonsGal]

I haven't kept my side of a demonic bargain

 

I wish we didn't confuse threads so easily

[Millicent Bystander]

denied, asking stupid questions usually results in someone wishing something

 

I wish I could find an internet provider that could provide constant high speed internet.

 

[ThatSeasonsGal]

Granted, it only costs an arm and a leg

 

I wish there were more decent providers everywhere

[Millicent Bystander]

denied, the current isp business model does not align with the current needs of the average user.

 

I wish I'd made a wish before clicking post.

Edited June 5, 2016 by Leeroy Jenkins