Corrupt A Wish

[Laura]

Granted, but as a side effect, it gives you a big nose.

 

I wish i could walk through walls.

[ThatSeasonsGal]

Granted, just use an exosuit

 

I wish we could live longer

[Guest]

granted we all live for 5 seconds longer

 

I wish I could teleport to any country i choose.

[Millicent Bystander]

granted, but you didn't pass customs so get immediately deported back, by teleport.

 

I wish I didn't have to work in the morning

 

[Laura]

Granted, put tea in your bosses coffee.

 

I wish i had some tea.

[Fienyx]

Granted, your tea is made from leaves and flowers from near fukashima

 

I wish you get super powers instead of radiation sickness from your tea.

[Laura]

Granted, i get the power to post even more.

 

I wish i got a better power.

[Fienyx]

Granted, your more frequent posts are also awesome.

 

I wish I had super powers

[ThatSeasonsGal]

Granted, your balls now have super sensibility

 

I wish a local clinic can give me some stuff.   

[Laura]

Denied, you greedy gryphon.

 

I wish i had some free stuff.

[ThatSeasonsGal]

Granted, they're called drug samples

 

I wish I did have those things. (Not until summer though   )

[Millicent Bystander]

granted but strangers keep coming past to take them from you.

I wish I didn't have a major ant problem

 

[ThatSeasonsGal]

Granted, now Colonel Ant is your problem

 

I wish I had seen the Soviet Union's Hobbit movie before

[Laura]

Granted, it is the most glorious badly made movie ever.

 

I wish i could make things perfect.

[Fienyx]

Granted, but after they are made, nothing is needed to be made anymore. All economies crash, as no money is being spent, plunging the world into WW3, killing all life.

 

Happy now? Perfection caused the end of life!

 

I wish to make sure perfection never happens.

[Guest]

Granted chaos now reigns supreme.

 

I wish the rabbit was able to post more

[Laura]

Granted, but he will become a capitalist.

 

I wish i had a robot.

[Millicent Bystander]

granted, but it's always red.(robot is slang for Traffic Light in South Africa)

 

I wish I could visit more of the world.

 

[Laura]

Granted, you can visit Atlantis.

 

I wish i could go to Atlantis

[Millicent Bystander]

granted, I give you my unused ticket, no one to go with see.

 

I wish I had someone to go with

[Laura]

Granted, i also want to go to Atlantis.

 

I wish i knew how to get there.

[ThatSeasonsGal]

Granted, just go to the Spanish coast, that's where the ruins of the city believed to be Atlantis is (same layout as described by Plato)

 

I wish I wasn't such a history nut

[Guest]

Granted, you are not. Plato's Atlantis is probably Azores. (Same layout too. And it was an island, like Atlantis was.)

 

I wish I was already asleep.

[Game Goblin]

GRANTED! Someday you will regret not taking the red pill! Stay asleep, everything is fine.

 

I wish I could wish.

[Fienyx]

Granted, but wishing your wishes causes you anal leakage.

 

I wish I had a DeLorean