Corrupt A Wish

[Fienyx]

Granted, if you forget, you are magically gagged and left to the whims of that gooey, blob thingy there.

 

I wish I knew where that blob came from.

[ThatSeasonsGal]

Granted, he came from [redacted]

 

I wish I could have more fun with [redacted]

[Guest]

[redacted]

 

I wish I knew what was [redacted]

[Laura]

Granted, it was obviously [redacted].

How could you not know?

 

I wish i knew why people didn't understand [redacted].

[Guest]

Granted you just need to write an English - [Redacted] Dictionary.

 

I wish the dictionary was ready now.

[Laura]

Granted, but it's all written upside down and mirrored.

 

I wish i could read mirrored upside down text.

[QuiteTheTail]

Granted, but now you must do everything else upside down and mirrored (like peeing) with unpredictable results.

 

I wish I had a fishy stick.

[Laura]

Granted, here is a stick you don't quite trust.

 

I wish i had a bigger house.

[Guest]

Granted its now 1" bigger.

 

I wish for my own house.

[Laura]

Granted, cardboard boxes are cheap.

 

I wish comic sans wasn't so widely used.

[ThatSeasonsGal]

Granted, but it's replaced by an even worse font

 

I wish we could all visit each other 

[Laura]

Granted, that would be great.

 

I wish i could close my eyes and fall asleep.

[ThatSeasonsGal]

Granted, just do it! 

 

I wish we could sleep easily 

[Laura]

Granted, zzzzzzzzzzzzzzz

 

I wish i had some pineapple.

[ThatSeasonsGal]

Granted, just order a hawaiian pizza

 

I wish I had pizza, then again, I want to lose weight 

[Guest]

Granted have a weight watchers pizza.

 

I wish for a new body

[Laura]

Granted, you still have your last victim.

 

I wish my MKX record didn't get broken.

[Guest]

Granted your gag is broken instead.

 

i wish lokomootje was morecareful.

[Laura]

Granted, but you get more careless, instead of me.

 

I wish SnowOwl had a cookie.

[Guest]

DEnied I havnt got any

 

i also wish i had a cookie.

[Laura]

Granted, but it looks alot like a ballgag.

 

I wish i had better spelling.

[ThatSeasonsGal]

Granted, just spellcheck, dammit! 

 

I wish onions didn't make people cry

[Millicent Bystander]

granted, they now make people bleed profusely from their ears.

 

I wish I hadn't just put that thought in my head.

[Laura]

Granted, the thought goes away but your ears start bleeding.

 

I wish the bleeding stopped.

[ThatSeasonsGal]

Granted, just use biofoam 

 

I wish such a thing existed