Corrupt A Wish

[Laura]

Granted, you can haz cheeseburger.

 

I wish i knew the answer to 1+1.

[Fienyx]

Granted, the true answer is T, but it's such a closely guarded secret, you get kidnapped and brought to "The Island"

 

I wish I knew what that was all about. *scratches head as loko gets dragged away*

[Laura]

Granted, THEY KNOW TELL THE OTHERS!

 

I wish i didn't know.

[Fienyx]

Granted, upon arrival to the island, you are drugged, nothing matters anymore, and you live in a euphoric bliss.

 

I wish to stay away from the island.

[Guest ...failure]

Granted, this is you staying away from that island, without anywhere to go...

 

 

 

 

 

I wish that I can skinny dip right now...

 

[Laura]

Granted, but something is swimming next to you.

 

I wish i could hold my breath forever. (and survive)

[Fienyx]

Granted, but while holding your breath, you go blind

 

I wish I had a lighter that would never run out

[Millicent Bystander]

granted, you now live near the door to hell.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Door_to_Hell

 

I wish I had more Vampirella comics

[Laura]

Granted, learn how to make comics.

 

I wish i could swim faster.

[axarin]

Granted but now you get more cramps while swimming.

 

I wish 3d art assets was cheaper.

[Guest]

granted they can be if made by yourself

 

I wish for a mug of tea.

[Laura]

Granted, but it gives you raging diarrhea.

 

I wish i knew why it was raging.

[Fienyx]

Granted, tea enemas. Nuff said.

 

I wish that hadn't happened

[Laura]

Granted, it didn't.

Or did it?

 

I wish i knew whether it did or not.

[Fienyx]

Granted, the answer is both, until actually observed.

 

I wish to never observe it.

[Laura]

Granted, but you are now blind.

 

I wish i could cure blindness.

[ThatSeasonsGal]

Granted, just kill them 

 

I wish I had a job I could live with *sigh*

[Guest]

granted you can now live with the pigs on a farm

 

I wish I could sing.

[Laura]

Granted, but only while underwater.

 

I wish i could sing underwater.

[Guest]

granted but you still drown.

 

I wish we could sing when gaged.

[Laura]

Granted, but it only sounds good when the listener is also gagged.

 

I wish i had a small loan in a million dollars.

[ThatSeasonsGal]

Granted, but only if you become a Trump fan

 

I wish those people collectively disappeared 

[Guest]

Granted but they reappear in your back yard.

 

I wish for another wish

[Laura]

Granted, you can wish something you don't want.

 

I wish i had enough wishes.

[ThatSeasonsGal]

Granted, but only if you give me half those wishes

 

I wish we didn't have discrimination