Corrupt A Wish

[Fienyx]

Granted, people only hate each other for the worldly parasites we are.

 

I wish we could live in harmony with nature.

[Guest]

Granted, a plant will bloom in your ass, and you will enjoy it.

 

I wish I was not tired.

[Fienyx]

Granted, you snort an 8ball but end up so jacked you have a heart attack.

 

I wish bad things weren't derived from good things.

[ThatSeasonsGal]

Granted, now they're derived from neutral things

 

I wish I didn't feel hungry

[QuiteTheTail]

Granted, but now you feel thirsty

 

I wish democratic socialists were accepted in the ranks of the LLCP

(wouldn't change my nickname though! or maybe yes... have to think about it)

[ThatSeasonsGal]

Everyone's accepted within the LLCP, except for capitalists   (and some didn't even change their name, I'm kinda lax on the rules)

 

I wish Bernie wins the nomination 

[Laura]

Granted, but you must vote for him.

 

I wish the election ended already.

[Guest]

Granted so do I.

 

I wish we didnt have to have the election on the news all the time

[Laura]

Denied, i'm not even in the states and i can't escape the election news.

It's everywhere.

 

I wish people didn't vote for a raging racist.

[Guest]

Granted they dont vote.

 

I wish I was in america....maybe they have less election news there

[Laura]

Granted, but you get really angry about mexicans for some reason.

 

I wish i had some chocolate.

[Guest ...failure]

Granted...

 

I wish Loko will enjoy that chocolate...

[Fienyx]

Granted, but so long as you eat some too.

 

I wish people didn't get squeemish about eating bugs.

[ThatSeasonsGal]

Granted, but only when you feed them the bugs

 

I wish bugs had a smaller population 

[Laura]

Granted, become a murderer.

 

I wish i could get away with everything.

[ThatSeasonsGal]

Denied, cause you can't get away from us 

 

I wish I had more motivation 

[Laura]

Granted, you get a nice big ballgag when you finish whatever you want to do.

 

I wish i had some milk.

[ThatSeasonsGal]

Granted, just ask Vachnic

 

I wish Vachnic got better

[Fienyx]

Granted, he's actually hiding under a false user profile, waiting to attack.

 

I wish to avoid ninja supercow attacks.

[ThatSeasonsGal]

Granted, but you still get Gryphon ninja attacks 

 

I wish I could refine my ninja skills some more

[Fienyx]

Granted, but you fall on your ninja star and hurt your nipple.

 

I wish nipple injuries were less common.

[axarin]

Granted but now nipple injuries are very lethal.

 

I wish losing weight was easy.

[ThatSeasonsGal]

Granted, but it takes a bit of effort every day

[Fienyx]

I wish I would have had the ability to grant a wish

[ThatSeasonsGal]

Granted, 

 

I wish I never forgot to wish