Corrupt A Wish

[axarin]

Granted but you can't take a bite.

 

I wish my phone would work >.<

[ThatSeasonsGal]

Granted, just leave it in a bag of rice and asians will fix it

 

I wish people learned how to take a joke

[shirow]

Granted, you have to explain how we are suppose to take a joke.

That's quite hard with our hands.

 

I wish our general could teach me how to take a joke.

[Laura]

Granted, but taking a joke hurts now.

 

I wish i knew why apples are so awesome.

[ThatSeasonsGal]

Granted it's cause [redacted]

 

I wish for more [redacted]

[Guest]

[redacted]

 

I wish General Gryphon didnt make redacted wishes.

[Guest Comrade DR. MAHUJ DIK]

I wish random shit stopped happenimng so I could post on LL or play FO4.

[Laura]

Granted, all you encounter from now on is predictable shit.

 

I wish i could play the saxophone.

[ThatSeasonsGal]

Granted, but only in space

 

I wish life didn't constantly attack my good humour with consistently worse situations. It's getting to be ridiculous 

[Guest]

Granted its consistantly bad.

 

I wish my post would arrive already!

[Laura]

Granted, but it's a Corrupt A Wish post.

 

I wish i had something nice.

[Guest]

Granted but its only nice for 1 day.

 

I wish for something new.

[axarin]

Granted but you will not like that new thing

 

I wish to play a game but I don't have time.

[Laura]

Granted, you can make time.

 

I wish i could make cheese.

[ThatSeasonsGal]

Granted, step one, go to farm

 

I wish we could all learn to make cheese

[Laura]

Granted, i already made cheese once.

But i forgot how.

 

I wish my memory was better.

[Guest]

Granted you now know how to make cheese but forget what gags are.

 

i wish Lokomootje didnt forget his gags.

[axarin]

Granted but you now don't remember your gags

I wish I could write forum posts faster.

[Cynical Misanthrope]

Granted, but every day you will have to get anal-probed because, science.

 

I wish to die in the vast cosmos, floating around having a boner.

[ThatSeasonsGal]

Granted, your eulogy will be "He died hard"

 

I wish I had better corruptions 

[Fienyx]

Granted, your corruptions are so corrupt, the darkside came for you.

 

I wish for everyone to get lucky.

[axarin]

Granted but now everyone has to stay up all night to get lucky.

 

 

I wish to get some good sleep 

[Cynical Misanthrope]

Granted, but you will have to listen to "Friday" by Rebecka Black on repeat for the rest of your life.

 

I wish that all snowflakes were made of vagina secration.

[ThatSeasonsGal]

Granted, but all flowers are made of semen

 

I wish I could avoid buying useless stuff

[Laura]

Granted, think before you buy.

 

I wish i had some good advise to give.