Corrupt A Wish

[Rasta the Lion]

Granted, a moon that will melt in the radiant and blazing glory of the sun.

 

Rasta wishes for comet to strike down canine population.

[Thulas]

Granted, but Fiffy will be spared. And he will love you for being there, so he will stick with you forever.

 

I wish that either you or him will become a vampire-lion/dog.

[Rasta the Lion]

Granted, dog will become vampire and will suck like pinky.

 

Rasta wishes for sausages. Meaty sausages.

[nonusnomeni]

:lol: ahem :lol: granted :lol: ahem :lol:

 

i wish you enjoy meaty sausages :lol: :lol:

[Rasta the Lion]

Granted

 

 

Rasta wishes not to pass any to others.

[Pixie-K]

Granted. You are now armless and legless, and cannot pass any sausages to others, nor yourself. And they're up on a table, so you can't roll to them either.

 

I wish for the knowlege of modmaking, so that I may aid in completion of anticipated mods.

[Lobzpooatu]

Granted.  Power goes out,  walkers take over and a man by the name of sharpshooter is the only one that knows how to save the world.  Modding has to wait and we have to find Daryl and go to Washington!

 

I wish everyday someone would bring me a free order of buffalo wings and beer.

[Arcueid Brunestud]

Granted. They will bring it for you at your altar. Namo Amituofo~~~ I burnt an incense for you.

 

 

I wish for a heavy duty chainsaw for me to play tag against my former colleagues. Run! Run! Run! Run! Run! I see you~~~!!! Got ya, ya daft sod! Hahahahaha~~~!!! MUAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA~~~!!!

[Guest xthejester]

Granted, but you only have a quarter tank of gasoline. And they all have the same saws...with full tanks of gas.

 

I wish I could sleep forever.

[nonusnomeni]

granted (grabbing mallet)

 

i wish sunny day today...

[Pixie-K]

Granted, but the Ozone layer feels a bit thin today.... *sounds of sizzling meat*

 

 

I wish for fudge brownie ice cream. My "friend" picked out all the brownie pieces and now all I have is chocolate ice cream. THANKS.

[Rasta the Lion]

Granted, brownies with hash made by yours truly. Your welcome.

 

Rasta wishes for gnu migration to come sooner.

 

 

[Thulas]

Granted: they came, but they never will come back.

 

I wish for gnu brownies.

[TiredGerman]

Granted. They taste like rastas mane.

 

I wish for zen.

[Rasta the Lion]

Granted, a zen garden full of weeds and bad soil.

 

Rasta wishes for a bigger keyboard so he won't struggle at typing.

[TiredGerman]

Granted. But the keys are smaller than the last one.

 

I wish for afforable space travel.

[Pixie-K]

Granted, get in this giant catapult and pay me $50.

 

I wish for a rechargable wireless mouse.

[ToxicKetchup]

Granted. You get a live mouse. (recharges on cheese dunnit?)

 

I wish I had a PS4.

[Rasta the Lion]

Granted, a PS4 where no controller works on.

 

Rasta wishes for more bloody marry cocktails on friday nights.

[Thulas]

Granted, but...what are fridays?

 

I wish to decieve the gods.

[Rasta the Lion]

Granted, you successfully deceived no one.

 

Rasta wishes to know how you immediately makes your appearance.

[Thulas]

Granted, but you immediately forget it again.

 

I wish to poke Rasta.

[Rasta the Lion]

Granted one poke and that's it.

 

Rasta wishes for a good fortune in the next game played.

[Thulas]

Granted, you will play 5 fingers against Willy.

 

I wish you'd get that reference.

[Guest GuyWhoAbruptlyDisappeared]

Granted, you will play 5 fingers against Willy.

 

I wish you'd get that reference.

 

Granted, I took a screenshot of it and submitted it as a rental reference.

 

I wish I could change gender and species at will