Foulmouth Posted August 25, 2015 Posted August 25, 2015 Granted , you make a whole new set of mistakes instead. I wish my job wasn't so fucking boring.
Fienyx Posted August 25, 2015 Posted August 25, 2015 Granted, your job is now action packed and very dangerous with explosions, alligators, and randomly appearing rape tentacles. I wish all mods could work perfectly together.
ThatSeasonsGal Posted August 25, 2015 Posted August 25, 2015 Granted, but the patches were made by Kimy, enjoy your devious fun adventure! I wish I had better download speeds
Guest Comrade DR. MAHUJ DIK Posted August 26, 2015 Posted August 26, 2015 granted but the next download will give yoy the blue screen of death. I wish microsoft would fiz the " start menuand cortana stopped working" bug so I could use my good pc instead of my shitty old notebook.
Fienyx Posted August 26, 2015 Posted August 26, 2015 Granted, but by fixing that bug, they created a new one which causes all computer resources to be used to max capacity and burns out your good pcs processor. I wish alcohol was not poisonous in large amounts.
Guest Comrade DR. MAHUJ DIK Posted August 27, 2015 Posted August 27, 2015 granted, but now you cant drink I wish I could trasmute materials
Guest Posted August 27, 2015 Posted August 27, 2015 Granted you can now transmute any material into horse dung I wish I had a cigar
Buddy Christ Posted August 27, 2015 Posted August 27, 2015 Granted, but how you get it out of your anus is your problem..... I wish I could quit smoking.
ThatSeasonsGal Posted August 27, 2015 Posted August 27, 2015 Granted, enjoy your brand new addiction to watching cartoons I wish I had more communist jokes
Foulmouth Posted August 28, 2015 Posted August 28, 2015 Granted , but the jokes are divided equally amongst everyone and aren't very funny. I wish it would warm up so I can shave my head.
Guest Comrade DR. MAHUJ DIK Posted August 28, 2015 Posted August 28, 2015 granted but in the middle of shaving the blade will break and youl look ridiculous. I wish for the power to rule over food (it would be a funny as hell superpower. bacon blast!!!!!!
Guest Posted August 29, 2015 Posted August 29, 2015 Granted but your powers all have a 50/50 chance of backfiring I wish I knew what to wish for
Guest Posted August 29, 2015 Posted August 29, 2015 Granted, you wish for a pair of female underwear. It has an ominous brown stain but it smells of lavender. I wish more girls would hit on me.
Guest Comrade DR. MAHUJ DIK Posted August 29, 2015 Posted August 29, 2015 granted, but theyre all assholes. I wish I hasnt forgot to get the contact of a certain girl I met, she was a amazing and funny person
ThatSeasonsGal Posted August 29, 2015 Posted August 29, 2015 Granted , but the jokes are divided equally amongst everyone and aren't very funny. I wish it would warm up so I can shave my head. Jokes about communism aren't funny unless you share them with everyone granted, but theyre all assholes. I wish I hasnt forgot to get the contact of a certain girl I met, she was a amazing and funny person Granted, but she has permanently left and you will never see her again I wish I hadn't drunk as much as I did last night
Fienyx Posted August 30, 2015 Posted August 30, 2015 Granted, you actually drank twice as much and vomited all over yourself I wish I could decide which mods to use
Omega0 Posted August 30, 2015 Posted August 30, 2015 granted, but now this whole site will crash for a month i wish the next commentor will make me laugh
Fienyx Posted August 31, 2015 Posted August 31, 2015 Granted, *holds up a mirror for you* I wish humans lived by the laws of nature
morgananinuala Posted August 31, 2015 Posted August 31, 2015 Granted. No clothing, medicine, tools, houses, cooked meat, farms, electricity, etc. 90% my country die within a year. (puts the naturalistic fallacy into clear perspective, yeah?) I wish I could make more requests in the request thread without feeling rrrreeeeaaaaallllyyy guilty.
ThatSeasonsGal Posted August 31, 2015 Posted August 31, 2015 Granted, now others feel guilty I wish I hadn't actually been given homework Because that's how I end up not doing anything remotely fun
Guerilla Posted September 1, 2015 Posted September 1, 2015 Granted, now instead of homework you get annual tests each day. I wish i had Rick's portal gun
Fienyx Posted September 1, 2015 Posted September 1, 2015 Granted, but it's stuck and can only bring you to the world of giant farting asses. I wish democracy worked the way it's supposed to.
ThatSeasonsGal Posted September 1, 2015 Posted September 1, 2015 Granted, now instead of homework you get annual tests each day. I'd still take that over having to work from my house, cutting into my free time Granted, but it's stuck and can only bring you to the world of giant farting asses. I wish democracy worked the way it's supposed to. Granted, enjoy the ceaseless arguments because everyone's opinion must now be heard (gotta love the Athenians)
Fienyx Posted September 1, 2015 Posted September 1, 2015 Granted, but it's stuck and can only bring you to the world of giant farting asses. I wish democracy worked the way it's supposed to. Granted, enjoy the ceaseless arguments because everyone's opinion must now be heard (gotta love the Athenians) Didn't social media already make this happen??? lol I wish the gryphon could remember to make a wish.
Caffeine Addict Posted September 1, 2015 Posted September 1, 2015 Granted, but the wish is so well done, it is not corrubtible and the thread dies. Thx for that! I wish I had all the money to buy all games I want!
Recommended Posts
Create an account or sign in to comment
You need to be a member in order to leave a comment
Create an account
Sign up for a new account in our community. It's easy!
Register a new accountSign in
Already have an account? Sign in here.
Sign In Now