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Ashal

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Granted, your job is now action packed and very dangerous with explosions, alligators, and randomly appearing rape tentacles.

 

I wish all mods could work perfectly together.

Guest Comrade DR. MAHUJ DIK
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granted but the next download will give yoy the blue screen of death.

I wish microsoft would fiz the " start menuand cortana stopped working" bug so I could use my good pc instead of my shitty old notebook.

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Granted, but by fixing that bug, they created a new one which causes all computer resources to be used to max capacity and burns out your good pcs processor.

 

I wish alcohol was not poisonous in large amounts.

Guest Comrade DR. MAHUJ DIK
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granted, but now you cant drink

I wish I could trasmute materials

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Granted you can now transmute any material into horse dung

 

I wish I had a cigar

Guest Comrade DR. MAHUJ DIK
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granted but in the middle of shaving the blade will break and youl look ridiculous.

I wish for the power to rule over food (it would be a funny as hell superpower. bacon blast!!!!!!

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Granted but your powers all have a 50/50 chance of backfiring

 

I wish I knew what to wish for

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Granted, you wish for a pair of female underwear. It has an ominous brown stain but it smells of lavender.

 

I wish more girls would hit on me.

Guest Comrade DR. MAHUJ DIK
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granted, but theyre all assholes.

I wish I hasnt forgot to get the contact of a certain girl I met, she was a amazing and funny person

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Granted , but the jokes are divided equally amongst everyone and aren't very funny.

 

I wish it would warm up so I can shave my head.

Jokes about communism aren't funny unless you share them with everyone

 

granted, but theyre all assholes.

I wish I hasnt forgot to get the contact of a certain girl I met, she was a amazing and funny person

Granted, but she has permanently left and you will never see her again

 

I wish I hadn't drunk as much as I did last night

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Granted. No clothing, medicine, tools, houses, cooked meat, farms, electricity, etc. 90% my country die within a year. (puts the naturalistic fallacy into clear perspective, yeah?)

 

I wish I could make more requests in the request thread without feeling rrrreeeeaaaaallllyyy guilty.

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Granted, but it's stuck and can only bring you to the world of giant farting asses.

 

I wish democracy worked the way it's supposed to.

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Granted, now instead of homework you get annual tests each day.

I'd still take that over having to work from my house, cutting into my free time

 

Granted, but it's stuck and can only bring you to the world of giant farting asses.

 

I wish democracy worked the way it's supposed to.

Granted, enjoy the ceaseless arguments because everyone's opinion must now be heard (gotta love the Athenians)

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Granted, but it's stuck and can only bring you to the world of giant farting asses.

 

I wish democracy worked the way it's supposed to.

Granted, enjoy the ceaseless arguments because everyone's opinion must now be heard (gotta love the Athenians)

 

Didn't social media already make this happen??? ;)  lol

 

I wish the gryphon could remember to make a wish.

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