Skyrim Ranting

[SmedleyDButler]

"A Daedra did it!"

[SmedleyDButler]

Though in the case of the Bretons, IIRC it's what happens if the interbreeding happens continually over an entire population on the long term.

 

So like, half-races are canon possible, they just only happen on a quasi-evolutionary timeframe. Even the default "The child will look like the mother." usually has a caveat that the child may have some small traits from their father, like eye colour or something.

[Gukahn]

38 minutes ago, SmedleyDButler said:

"A Daedra did it!"

It was Sheo, wasn't it?

Bretons tend to madness, just look at the Tharn Family

 

36 minutes ago, SmedleyDButler said:

Though in the case of the Bretons, IIRC it's what happens if the interbreeding happens continually over an entire population on the long term.

 

So like, half-races are canon possible, they just only happen on a quasi-evolutionary timeframe. Even the default "The child will look like the mother." usually has a caveat that the child may have some small traits from their father, like eye colour or something.

Sooo, Interbreeding as in, having Children throughout generations with only an Elven Race made the Bretons Bretons? Or was it more like Sweet Home Alabama? ?

 

 

[SmedleyDButler]

2 hours ago, Gukahn said:

Sooo, Interbreeding as in, having Children throughout generations with only an Elven Race made the Bretons Bretons? Or was it more like Sweet Home Alabama? ?

 

 

[Gukahn]

42 minutes ago, SmedleyDButler said:

 

 

That Scene always makes me Smile

[kalador]

On 6/18/2022 at 4:14 AM, Gukahn said:

Next Rant.

I love everyone who puts mods out there (Well not everyone but many. Some are just weird me out. )

And changing the Height of Npcs in 3 minutes in SSEDIT can't be considered more then mildly inconvenient. But i've done that now for.. 20 Followers and Replacers. Why does everyone think making Certain npc´s smaller then vanilla is a good thing ? Yeah i know, Gukahn stop bitching, be grateful you can choose between replacers and Followers to a point were it is getting ridiculous of how many there are and the only thing your lazy ass has to do is changing 2 digits, but still.. Määääh ? 

I don't know if this would help or not, for LE.

https://www.nexusmods.com/skyrim/mods/105707

[Gukahn]

Just now, kalador said:

I don't know if this would help or not, for LE.

Thank you very much for the suggestion. Problem is I play SE. Another problem is: Those mods tend to fuck things up so i stay with my own Edits for those Followers. Regardless, thank you again ? 

[zproD]

What pisses me off is magic.

 

For the first 10 levels its not too bad, then it falls off hard until you have OP gear to give you infinite casts, then it feels cheap and boring.

 

Most mods I've tried just make it worse by giving you spells which are just way too strong.

 

Plus it is weird that you just eat a book to learn spells.

 

Screw magic, magic sucks.

 

Also I want to hit Farengar with a blunt object every single time he asks me if I wish to dishcush the ongoing hoshtilities, like the rest of the great warriors.

[Guest]

27 minutes ago, zproD said:

What pisses me off is magic.

 

For the first 10 levels its not too bad, then it falls off hard until you have OP gear to give you infinite casts, then it feels cheap and boring.

 

Most mods I've tried just make it worse by giving you spells which are just way too strong.

 

Plus it is weird that you just eat a book to learn spells.

 

Screw magic, magic sucks.

 

Also I want to hit Farengar with a blunt object every single time he asks me if I wish to dishcush the ongoing hoshtilities, like the rest of the great warriors.

Luckily, people have made mods to make magic a bit better than vanilla. 

 

Spell Research or Better Spell Learning help with the widespread consumption of spell books. (Tough times in Skyrim that they're eating paper and leather) And for the full effect No Spell Tomes as Loot or From Vendors combined with Spell Research makes it so spells are learned through research and not books. I personally use Full Magic Scaling so that magic scales with my level and perks so they don't end up useless mid playthrough. There's probably some more mods that help, but these are the ones that I know of. Also, they're for LE but I think Spell Research has an SE version. 

Also, I too dislike Farengar every time he says that. Even more so when he suggests joining the college of winterhold to my archmage. ?

[Guest]

55 minutes ago, zproD said:

What pisses me off is magic.

 

For the first 10 levels its not too bad, then it falls off hard until you have OP gear to give you infinite casts, then it feels cheap and boring.

 

Most mods I've tried just make it worse by giving you spells which are just way too strong.

 

Plus it is weird that you just eat a book to learn spells.

 

Screw magic, magic sucks.

 

Also I want to hit Farengar with a blunt object every single time he asks me if I wish to dishcush the ongoing hoshtilities, like the rest of the great warriors.

 

Everything in this game is simplified for the mass amount of people they want to cater to. RPGs used to be for RPG enthusiasts. It wasn't for your typical casual gamer. Too much thinking, reading and problem solving for them. That's why everything is pretty much handed to you with little to no effort. Nothing in this game (for me) feels like an accomplishment. Nothing.

Edited June 26, 2022 by 3G4

[Darkpig]

9 minutes ago, 3G4 said:

 

Everything in this game is simplified for the mass amount of people they want to cater to. RPGs used to be for RPG enthusiasts. It wasn't for your typical casual gamer. Too much thinking, reading and problem solving for them. That's why everything is pretty much handed to you with little to no effort. Nothing in this game (for me) feels like an accomplishment. Nothing.

This is why I keep Maelstrom and Hel Rising in my load order because they are the one of the few quests that actually make you think.

[27X]

On 6/25/2022 at 9:09 AM, Gukahn said:

According to Lore, the Child will always be the Race of it's Mother. There is no middle Ground. Funny enough.. Bretons are exactly that. Half Elves ? Elder Scroll lore is weird  

 

Nothing weird about it. The first Breton was a literal D/Aedric abomination, so any child born to the mother of such will be the same, unless the Hist turns you into something else or it's a super rare phase of the moon and you live in a particular desert.

Edited June 27, 2022 by 27X

[SmedleyDButler]

I must be the only one who doesn't hate Farengar, lol.

 

Maybe because I just don't interact with him much.

[Darkpig]

On 6/25/2022 at 11:40 AM, SmedleyDButler said:

Even the default "The child will look like the mother." usually has a caveat that the child may have some small traits from their father, like eye colour or something.

Sounds like the plot to skyfem.

[Alessia Wellington]

At least Elder Scrolls Orcs don't look like 

 

Spoiler

this.

 

[MadMansGun]

(pets the Slaughterfishs)

[Darkpig]

44 minutes ago, MadMansGun said:

(pets the Slaughterfishs)

Wait. You can do that?

[MadMansGun]

12 minutes ago, Darkpig said:

Wait. You can do that?

[Gukahn]

4 hours ago, Darkpig said:

This is why I keep Maelstrom and Hel Rising in my load order because they are the one of the few quests that actually make you think.

Don't forget me Fire Within. Nachtdaemerung mad such good Dungeon and Quest Mods.. And his Followers you get out off them are ?

Do wish i could give Ran some sexy Outfits tho, at least i have Shindara for that.. God i love this mods

 

 

3 hours ago, 27X said:

Nothing weird about it. The first Breton was a literal D/Aedric abomination, so any child born to the mother of such will be the same, unless the Hist tutrns you into something else or it's a super rare phase of the moon and you live in particular desert.

I am Lost... Why is that so complicated? ?

 And i thought the Khajiit gave me Headachse with their Subraces

 

2 hours ago, Alessia Wellington said:

At least Elder Scrolls Orcs don't look like 

Yeep, i do like that they look like People and not some rotten Something or Uber Bodybuilders

 

26 minutes ago, MadMansGun said:

 

God i love those 2 Slaughterfish Animations. I mean i hate the Fish.. But Lydia love their.. Eh Tail?

[Alessia Wellington]

2 minutes ago, Gukahn said:

God i love those 2 Slaughterfish Animations. I mean i hate the Fish.. But Lydia love their.. Eh Tail?

 

That would explain the strong scent of fish I sometimes smell when coming home.

[Gukahn]

4 minutes ago, Alessia Wellington said:

That would explain the strong scent of fish I sometimes smell when coming home.

Lydia loves the fishy´s ? Be happy skyrim doesn't have Octopus' 

Damn underwater Combat system plus some cool Enemy's in there would've been cool..  Why Bethesda?! ?

[27X]

3 hours ago, SmedleyDButler said:

I must be the only one who doesn't hate Farengar, lol.

 

Maybe because I just don't interact with him much.

 

Since the me-some threesome was written by a woman, there seems to be a distinct divide on the opinions of their worth as people, something something muh ovaries/testicles.

[MadMansGun]

1 hour ago, Gukahn said:

Be happy skyrim doesn't have Octopus'

no, but it does have Hermaeus Mora's Seekers ?

Edited June 27, 2022 by MadMansGun

[SmedleyDButler]

51 minutes ago, 27X said:

 

Since the me-some threesome was written by a woman, there seems to be a distinct divide on the opinions of their worth as people, something something muh ovaries/testicles.

 

I have to confess that I have absolutely no idea what you're referring to here, much less what it has to do with Balgruuf's court wizzerd. ?‍♀️

[SmedleyDButler]

1 hour ago, Alessia Wellington said:

 

That would explain the strong scent of fish I sometimes smell when coming home.