Guest Posted February 1, 2022 Posted February 1, 2022 Hello, this channel is for old people (like myself), better if grumpy, to post pretty much whatever you want. Rules still apply. But we do not care much about insulting each other. Still no politics or religion or race stuff. But denigrating stupidity (at least what we think stupidity is) is accepted, also if harsh words are used.
stingray1995 Posted February 1, 2022 Posted February 1, 2022 I'm not even 30 yet, still older, wiser, deeper, and grumpier than all you boring-ass old geezers put together. I wonder what would happen if all the young men figured out they didn't have to fight your battles for you. Time for the nursing home.
fishburger67 Posted February 1, 2022 Posted February 1, 2022 13 minutes ago, stingray1995 said: I'm not even 30 yet, still older, wiser, deeper, and grumpier than all you boring-ass old geezers put together. I wonder what would happen if all the young men figured out they didn't have to fight your battles for you. Time for the nursing home. Time for the baby bottle for you punk and fat chance you would ever fight for anything meaningful.
Guest Posted February 1, 2022 Posted February 1, 2022 1 hour ago, fishburger67 said: Time for the baby bottle for you punk and fat chance you would ever fight for anything meaningful. Bwahahahahaha!
stingray1995 Posted February 1, 2022 Posted February 1, 2022 The old people are getting mighty cranky on here — Everywhere. Their Self-Preservation is kicking in rapidly. The old farts just keep on bitching about “misinformation,” “political correctness,” creating more wars, taking their songs off the streaming sites as if we ever gave a fuck about their music in the first place. The fuckers use more emojis than anyone, which indicates they've clearly lost the ability to express themselves through language due to an onset of senility or otherwise. Remember the old bald eunuch who said something like, “Last words are often as meaningful as first words”? They are trying to drag us down into the Dirt Nap along with them because they're selfish like that … Too much to live up to … We gotta do something here before they make us all old and miserable like them … ????
Guest Posted February 1, 2022 Posted February 1, 2022 Um. Wow. I've got some saltiness toward older folks as a generation (at least in America) for reasons I won't go into because I actually read the rules, but good grief. That's . . . A lot. I mean, I'd like to be old someday, and I'm already miserable, so . . . ??♀️ Also not 100% following some of your conclusions about emojis and self-preservation. But neither of us really belong in this thread, so probably best to bounce.
donttouchmethere Posted February 1, 2022 Posted February 1, 2022 Better a dirty old man than a grumpy old people? ? Spoiler
Papitas Posted February 2, 2022 Posted February 2, 2022 22 hours ago, fishburger67 said: Time for the baby bottle for you punk and fat chance you would ever fight for anything meaningful. XDDDDD Bit of advice for all sassy kids around here: never try to outsass old folks. We have been trolling people around way before your parents learnt how to masturbate.
stingray1995 Posted February 2, 2022 Posted February 2, 2022 23 hours ago, WhyDoesSheLoveMe said: Um. Wow. I've got some saltiness toward older folks as a generation (at least in America) for reasons I won't go into because I actually read the rules, but good grief. That's . . . A lot. I mean, I'd like to be old someday, and I'm already miserable, so . . . ??♀️ Also not 100% following some of your conclusions about emojis and self-preservation. But neither of us really belong in this thread, so probably best to bounce. Their rules. Fuck them. And you're already miserable because you exist in the world Old People built for you. Start a cult — or become a serial killer and do your bit to help the good souls out there. Either/or, Old People gotta go.
stingray1995 Posted February 2, 2022 Posted February 2, 2022 4 hours ago, Papitas said: XDDDDD Bit of advice No one listens to your advice, especially with 'XDDDDD' these.
Guest Posted February 9, 2022 Posted February 9, 2022 11 minutes ago, LadySmoks said: Because children require pre-packaged emoji's. Actually surprised at the word "emoji", as it has 3 whole syllables, and takes far to much time from the precious life of a kid to say all of that. Give it a few years, and all will return to gutteral sounds of caveman and paintings on walls! HA HA! 30 years? That is not grumpy old man... that is misguided man-child! My husband would spank you in a public square. HE can be grumpy. The son becomes the father... He used to call his father "Grumpy old man that walks with a limp" (Indian name he called his dad). Well, life caught up... bad knee, bad hip... He says everything always hurts, just a matter of which part is screaming loudest on any particular day. So, he now shows slight limp, and is often grumpy... except when with our son, or we have "private time". @CPU, is that a still photo in first post? Or are their prostates causing them to all stand there so long??? )))))) Guess I would be grumpy too! There is a debate about the cause. Somebody says it is a prostate problem. Some other the inability to keep urine and having the pampers already full, so better to don't move.
mircislav Posted February 9, 2022 Posted February 9, 2022 36 minutes ago, CPU said: There is a debate about the cause Maybe it's been a long time seeing a hole...
Heroine HoneyCrotch Posted February 9, 2022 Posted February 9, 2022 Back in my day, the kids on skateboards did tricks on them. Kickflips and Impossibles, 180 mother fucking heelflips! This new generation with their long boards and their really tight blue jeans are fucking sissies! Put some real jeans on and go ollie down a flight of steps you damn pussies.
Psalam Posted February 9, 2022 Posted February 9, 2022 1 hour ago, LadySmoks said: I forget who said it, Jack Nicholson's character in "The Bucket List" "Don't pass up a bathroom, Never waste a hard-on, and never, ever, trust a fart."
GreyMouse Posted February 9, 2022 Posted February 9, 2022 On 2/1/2022 at 4:05 AM, CPU said: We gotta protect the young from falling in there. They're too fucking stupid to see it since their faces are glued to their cell phones or they're high. ?
GreyMouse Posted February 9, 2022 Posted February 9, 2022 8 minutes ago, LadySmoks said: Perhaps those old guys need to organize nationwide and surround other things also, to protect the truly stupid... I didn't feel guilty about that at all. Stupid ass. No, in fact the old folks brigades should remove all barriers and warnings to allow for more "accidents" to happen, and the more severe to weed out the weak and stupid, old and young. ?
Psalam Posted February 9, 2022 Posted February 9, 2022 33 minutes ago, GreyMouse said: I didn't feel guilty about that at all. Stupid ass. No, in fact the old folks brigades should remove all barriers and warnings to allow for more "accidents" to happen, and the more severe to weed out the weak and stupid, old and young. ? Are you recruiting for Darwin Awards perchance?
GreyMouse Posted February 9, 2022 Posted February 9, 2022 1 minute ago, Psalam said: Are you recruiting for Darwin Awards perchance? Sure, you could see it that way. I'm just advocating for letting natural selection to have a freer hand in the affairs of stupid people. But if you'd like to help, I won't turn away volunteers who meet the age requirement. ?
Ernest Lemmingway Posted February 9, 2022 Posted February 9, 2022 Us grumpy old people don't need to do much to get back at the youngsters. Remember when we were the youngsters? Remember all the stupid shit we did? Realize how much we're paying now for doing that stupid shit? Now look at how quickly people's past mistakes are coming back to bite them in the ass. Youngsters aren't getting to forget what they did in the past, as are a lot of older people. Everything we say and do is recorded, posted online, and archived forever. One of the consequences of living in an archival culture. Speaking of archival culture, those who succumb to the allure of sociopathic media don't seem to grasp that "the internet is forever." It doesn't matter if you delete your feeds or your whole accounts, change emails, or what have you. If you assigned your real name to something directly or indirectly (like via an email account), there's always a chance someone with enough determination and skill can find everything you ever posted online. Sometimes it's not even that hard thanks to archive sites. At this point I've stopped counting the number of times people didn't get the job they wanted because their sociopathic media histories revealed things they'd rather not have potential employers find out.
GreyMouse Posted February 9, 2022 Posted February 9, 2022 8 minutes ago, LadySmoks said: Age is just a number. Common sense... or a lack thereof, knows no age requirement! Gender on the other hand....... While I'll agree about age being just a number, men do not have an exclusive hold on stupidity. Pretend all you like about the superiority of women, but women engage in stupid behavior as well. Open your eyes and you'll see it too. And common sense isn't very common anymore. ?
GreyMouse Posted February 9, 2022 Posted February 9, 2022 1 minute ago, LadySmoks said: You do know the first video I posted was a woman, right? ? Why yes, I do, and without a woman telling me it was a woman. ? I can read and hear, I was just pointing that out in light of your other video. ?
GreyMouse Posted February 9, 2022 Posted February 9, 2022 13 minutes ago, LadySmoks said: Grumpy old mouse! Goose, gander, blah blah blah! I can't help it that the REALLY funny video was all men. Hmmmm.... maybe I'll look up "grumpy old mouse gets head stuck in 2,000 yo design mouse trap" videos? Non gender specific of course. ? Whatever floats your boat... ?
Heroine HoneyCrotch Posted February 9, 2022 Posted February 9, 2022 4 hours ago, GreyMouse said: men do not have an exclusive hold on stupidity 4sure. Men do stupid things, women on the other hand..........
Guest Posted February 10, 2022 Posted February 10, 2022 Probably a thread like this is better dead. Locking.
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