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[Tibo131]

 

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[Rakanitchoe]

A little unwinding after assembling all those chips and circuits ?

[B10HAZARD.]

On 11/21/2022 at 7:40 PM, Escapist19 said:

Can you explain what is that for? I am kind of new posting here, thanks.

Because it literally takes 5-6 mins just to load this thread, the more pics are posted not using spoilers - the longer it takes to load.

You can't even post until it finishes loading.

 

[mrrakkonn]

23 hours ago, mrrakkonn said:

 

More from my skitrip kind of thing 

 

 

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And a bit more yet from this thing I've been looking at for the past couple of days

 

 

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[Abandoner]

  

 

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[2cool4u_1]

Hey Y'all,

 

I realize I haven't shared anything in decades, so here is a concept I came up with a year and a half ago (July 2021). The plan was to eventually make it into a video series with roughly 5 episodes, but it doesn't look like that will happen. I had hoped to make custom rideable cars to use in the video but I failed to so so and I had too much difficulty getting the green screen to look decent. So here is the comcept. I'll share episode 1 next time.

 

Special thanks to @Juliette Tango for the sim I used in the starring role, as well as for a title for this series. Thanks also to @SimsLOVERGorila for another sim I used (Amelia Paulsen).

 

Pilot Episode: "Speed Dating"

 

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Balladeer: Welcome to Hazzard County. Y'all might remember Bo and Luke Duke, drivin' around in the General Lee?

Balladeer: Well that was some 40 years ago. This is Juliette. She owns the General Lee now.

Balladeer: How that came to be is a story for another day. Today's story is about Wednesday, 'cause, today's Wednesday.

 

Leah: Howdy neighbor!

Juliette: Mornin' Leah.

 

Leah: Do ya know what day it is today?

Juliette: Uh... Hump Day?

Leah: Yeah-huh, and I need somethin' to get me through the hump.

 

Juliette: Do you want to go for a ride?

Leah: Ya know I do.

 

 

( Ignition )

 

( Engine revving )

 

 

( Car horn plays ? "Dixie Land"? )

Juliette & Leah: Yee-Haw!!!

 

Balladeer: Looks like Sheriff Laney Mae is waiting at her Speed Trap.

Laney Mae: Here they come.

 

[ ? Police siren ? ]

 

[ ? Police siren ? ]

 

 

Laney Mae: Tsk, tsk, tsk.

 

Juliette: Mornin' Sheriff.

Laney Mae: Miss Tango. What a surprise. Please step out of the vehicle.

 

Laney Mae: Do ya know how fast you were goin', Miss Tango?

Juliette: It couldn't have been that fast, 'cause you passed me!

 

Laney Mae: I caught ya on radar doin' 88 in a 30 zone ...on a dirt road. In a different vehicle you'd be time travellin'.

Juliette: Great Scott! Maybe you should give me a spanking. ?

 

Laney Mae: Careful Miss Smarty Pants, or I'm gonna have to cuff ya and stuff ya.

Juliette: Oooh. Sounds kinky Sheriff. Should I strip for you to do a cavity search?

 

Laney Mae: What you should do, is pay for your infraction.

Juliette: Any chance I could get a 'friends only' discount?

Laney Mae: There's no chance that you're not gonna get one.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Laney Mae: Same time as usual again next week?

Juliette: Looking forward to it.

 

Leah: That really puts the 'hump' in my Hump Day.

Balladeer: Don't ya just love Wednesdays?

 

(Apologies for the terrible accents.)

Edited November 23, 2022 by 2cool4u_1

[B10HAZARD.]

@2cool4u_1 Nice, but has it been Decades! ? 

It couldn't have been that fast, cause you past me! lol.

[Tranquiboy]

 ?HOKULANI?       

 

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 ?You can see all my pics and clips HERE?

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[2cool4u_1]

8 hours ago, B10HAZARD. said:

@2cool4u_1 Nice, but has it been Decades! ?

 

Thank you. It feels feels like it's been that long. ?

Edited November 24, 2022 by 2cool4u_1

[Juliette Tango]

23 hours ago, 2cool4u_1 said:

Pilot Episode: "Speed Dating"

Awesome job, 2cool! I'm really looking forward to seeing Episode 1. Only one thing... I would never, ever... (say 'Great Scott') ?.

[2cool4u_1]

1 hour ago, Juliette Tango said:

Awesome job, 2cool! I'm really looking forward to seeing Episode 1. Only one thing... I would never, ever... (say 'Great Scott') ?.

 

Maybe not, but this Juliette had to acknowledge her friend's "Back To The Future" pop-culture reference. ?

[Abandoner]

   

   

 

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[2cool4u_1]

As promised, here is "The Dykes of Hazard" episode 1. This was created to receive feedback and to plan a video. It was not meant to be shared as is. As such, it is not a polished piece of work. There are plenty of pictures but fewer than I would have used. Some parts were intended to make connections to future episodes, and may seem a bit awkward. If it does, just go with it. Hope you enjoy!

 

Sims used: Juliette Tango by @Juliette Tango, Amelia Paulsen (as Laney Mae) by @SimsLOVERGorila, Ashley Brandt by @JMTe. Thanks.

 

Episode 01: "Fizzy Juice"

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ASHLEY: Thanks so much for fixing my mechanical bull, then going out of your way to deliver it for me. I really appreciate it.

 

SAM: It was my pleasure. I'll even lend you John for the day, in case it happens to break down again. He's my best employee.

JOHN: Thanks Sam. Since you technically work for yourself, does that mean I'm better than you?

SAM: Fine then. He's my second-best, and thus worst employee.

 

Balladeer: It's the Hazzard County Fair.

 

BALLADEER: A chance for folks to participate in various activities, and try all kinds of local cuisine.

 

WYATT: Mason. Please tell me that's your famous 'mystery roadkill' stew.

MASON: Yup. This year it ain't just squirrel. I got lucky and hit a bunch o' coon.

 

WYATT: Mmm-mmmm. That's mighty tasty. Is that possum in there too?
MASON: Yes, sir. Pieces of it.

 

WYATT: What do we have here?
JEBEDIAH: Homemade vanilla puddin'. Let me asks ya a question.

JEBEDIAH: Ya ever finger fuck a beaver's ass, an' after ya suck yer finger clean, ya notice it tastes 'xactly like vanilla?
WYATT: No. Definitely can't say I have.
JEBEDIAH: Well I have, an' that gave me the idea to make puddin'. It's all-natural. Wanna try it?
WYATT: I'm goin' to take a hard pass on this one. I'm allergic to beaver ...and everythin' else you make.

 

WYATT: Howdy, Annabelle. What do we have here?

ANNABELLE: That's Fizzy Juice. It's my mama's recipe. I'm hoping to start up a business.

 

ANNABELLE: I gots me an appointment with Walgreens, up in Atlanta, tomorrow morning.

ANNABELLE: If they like it, we'll make a deal for them to sell it. Hopefully, that will get me enough capital to open up a restaurant.

WYATT: Slap my mama! Whoo-ee, that's damn good.

ANNABELLE: Want to try some Bobby?

 

BOBBY: Lawdy, lawdy. That there is finer than a frog's hair split four ways.

MARY LOU: Let me try that. *cough*cough*
MARY LOU: It ain't smooth. It's fizzy like coke! Juice is s'posed to be smooth. This is all 'cause of Juliette and her friends.

BOBBY: Whaaah? How does Juliette have anythin' to do with fizzy juice?
 

MARY LOU: She's turnin' the whole world cattywampus. Today, it's juice that ain't smooth.

MARY LOU: Soon hens will be meowin', cats will be barkin', dogs will be talkin', and people will think aliens is real.

MARY LOU: She's creatin' anarchy by not conformin' to society's rules.

 

BOBBY: I think ya mean she don't conform to yer rules. And aliens is real. Swear to God.
BOBBY: I saw a program on the television 'bout immigration. Turns out the goverments been lyin' to us all along.

BOBBY: Aliens ain't from outer space like they says they is. "Aliens" is what ya call people from udder countries.
BOBBY: Why, I'd bet my left nutsack that them little green men harvestin' them crop circles, is really just short Eur'pean farmers.

BOBBY: They do things different in Eur'pe.

 

BOBBY:  Didja know Juliette made a video series called "Driver's Education"?
BOBBY:  I ain't watched it none 'cause I'm already an expert on the rules o' the road, but I heard peoples talkin' bout how much they likes it.
BOBBY:  I don't think educatin' others on road safety makes her a anarchist.

 

MARY LOU: Have you seen her, Bobby? She's got blue hair. It's BLUE!!!
BOBBY: I kinda likes it. 'Magine if the whole county had blue hair. Wouldn't that be neat?
MARY LOU: No, Bobby. There are three hair colors; Black, brown, and blonde. Anything else is a freak of nature.
BOBBY: My poor granny's turned grey in her old age. Now I gots to tell her she's become a freak.
BOBBY: 'Sides, I don't think that's Juliette's natural color, and ya also forgot redheads.
MARY LOU: You hush your mouth, Bobby Dooley! We've not been datin' two weeks and your already gettin' on my nerves.

MARY LOU: I'm gonna talk to daddy 'bout this.

 

LEAH: I'm ridin' the bull next.
MASON: Hey, Leah. I'll give ya $20 to ride that thing topless.
LEAH: Make it $200.
MASON: Hows about $100. That's alls I got.
LEAH: Deal.

 

 

MASON: Ha! I got ya to flash everyone yer tits for $100. Sucker!
LEAH: And I got you to pay me $100, for somethin' I was gonna do for free. Who's the sucker now?

 

LEAH: Hey, John. You're a real good friend of mine. Could you do me a favor?

JOHN: Sure. Anything for a friend. What do you need?

 

LEAH: All this buckin' has got me hotter than two wolf rats fuckin' in a wool sock on a hot afternoon.

LEAH: You think you can help a girl satisfy some urges? I'd be real grateful, and make it up to you, if you know what I mean.

JOHN: So you want me to have sex with you, and you'll thank me afterwards by having sex with me?

 

LEAH: Yeah-huh. That's the deal. Unless you don't think it's a good offer 'cause I'm ugly or somethin'. You don't think I'm ugly, do you?

JOHN: Ugly? No. Of course not.

LEAH: Great. Then what are you waitin' for, the cows to come home? Start strippin'.

 

 

 

[[ MISSING SCENE because the pictures didn't turn out. The Balladeer mentions that there's one activity at the fair that everyone enjoys taking part in. Then everyone pairs up and finds someone to have sex with. ]]

 

 

 

 

 

BALLADEER: That's Mary Lou's daddy. He's the Police Commissioner of Hazzard County.

MARY LOU: Here, Daddy. Try this.
COMMISSIONER: Thanks, sweetheart. Is this fizzy juice? I ain't had this since I was your age.

COMMISSIONER: Your friend Annabelle's mama used to make this for us in her still.

 

MARY LOU: Annabelle's sellin' it at the Fair, and she made it in a still.

MARY LOU: It's alcohol, and she don't got a liquor license, so ain't you gonna put a stop to it?
COMMISSIONER: Nah. It's harmless. And at the County Fair we relax the rules a little and let people have a good time.

COMMISSIONER: There's nothing wrong with sellin' a few alcoholic drinks.

 

MARY LOU: It's practically moonshine, and she's gonna sell it in Atlanta, tomorrow mornin'.
COMMISSIONER: Moonshine? Ha. It ain't nothing compared to the shine I used to make.
MARY LOU: But daddy, juice is s'posed to be smooth!

MARY LOU: As the police commissioner it's your job to stop crimes, and as my daddy, it's your job to make me happy.
 

COMMISSIONER: Listen, sweetheart. I ain't gonna harass your friends just 'cause they do somethin' you don't like.
MARY LOU: But Daddy, she ain't my friend, and she's makin' a shine run 'cross the border.

MARY LOU: Now are you gonna do somethin', or do I gotta go over your head?
COMMISSIONER: Alright, alright. I'll setup some roadblocks or somethin'.

COMMISSIONER: Heavens to Betsy, girl. You're stuck up higher than a light pole ...Definitely take after your mama's side.

 

BALLADEER: Sometime the next morning...

ANNABELLE: Thanks, you two, for helping me carry all this back to my car.

JOHN: It's our pleasure, really.

JULIETTE: Yeah. Especially when you've given us a free case of fizzy juice.

 

ANNABELLE: Then let me sweeten the deal with a kiss on the cheek for you...

 

ANNABELLE: ...And you'll get your bonus later.

 

JOHN: Well, I better get to the garage. If I'm late for work, Sam will want my head.

JULIETTE: Oh I'm sure she'll want to have your head either way. It's just a matter of which one. ?

 

WYATT: Howdy, y'all. I have to tell Annabelle somethin'.

WYATT: This mornin', I was comin' home from visitin' the twins last night, and a deputy was settin' up a roadblock, right there on Olde Ridge Road.

WYATT: They're stoppin' anyone from transportin' fizzy juice out of the county.

WYATT: So I came back through Farmer's Loop, and there's two cars blockin' the road there too.

 

ANNABELLE: Where's deputy Dooley at? I can get by him, if he's alone.

WYATT: I saw him stationed on Farmer's Loop, along with the sheriff.

JULIETTE: I'm not sure, but I may be able to help. Maybe I can lure the sheriff away.

 

WYATT: But even if you get Bobby alone, how are you goin' to get by him?

ANNABELLE: I'll just use the power of persuasion to tell him, "these aren't the fizzy juice he's looking for."

WYATT: You mean like a Jedi mind trick?

ANNABELLE: Yeah. Something like that.

 

 

BOBBY: That's Juliette. She just stopped and is sittin' there, avoidin' the roadblock. It could be she gots somethin' she ain't want us to see.

 

JULIETTE: I hope this works. C'mon Laney Mae, take the bait and chase after me.

 

BOBBY: She just done turned around. That gal's movin' like she gots a burr in her saddle.

AMELIA: Okay Bobby, you get after her.
BOBBY: Uh, Sheriff, I done boxed myself in.
AMELIA: Alright. I'll chase her. You maintain the roadblock. Don't let no one by unless you're sure they ain't got no fizzy juice.
BOBBY: 10-4, Sheriff. You can count on me. Ain't no fizzy juice gettin' by this roadblock.

 

[ ? Police siren ? ]

 

[ ? Police siren ? ]

 

[ ? Police siren ? ]

 

 

JULIETTE: Mornin' Sheriff.
LANEY MAE: Miss Tango.
 

LANEY MAE: I'm real sorry Juliette, but I gots to do this.
JULIETTE: If you mean standing there lookin' all hot and pretty in your uniform, I can hardly blame you for that.
LANEY MAE: Oh hush up now. You know what I mean. I gots to check your car for fizzy juice.

 

JULIETTE: See for yourself. There's no fizzy juice in this car.

LANEY MAE: Yeah, there ain't nothing inside the car. Okay, girl. Pop the trunk.

 

LANEY MAE: It's empty!? But... Oh, I get it now. You're running a blind, ain't you? You got me out here all alone, as a decoy for another vehicle.
JULIETTE: Really? I thought the other vehicle was the decoy for me to get you out here alone.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

LANEY MAE: I guess that means I won't have to arrest you then. At least not this time.
JULIETTE: If you want, you can still put me in the back seat of your car.

 

 

 

BALLADEER: Now, that's my kind of decoy.

 

 

 

WYATT: [ ? ...This is the Lone Eagle ... Bacon is now half-off ... Little Piggy can go to the market ... Over. ]

ANNABELLE: Wyatt? First of all, this is a cell phone, not a C.B. radio, so why in the heck are you talking in code?
ANNABELLE: Secondly, I assume you mean Juliette's plan worked, and Bobby is guarding the roadblock alone.
ANNABELLE: Thirdly, and by far most importantly, you can call the popo "bacon", but you should never call a woman "Little Piggy".
WYATT: [ ? Sorry, and yeah, the plan worked. ]

 

 

ANNABELLE: Bobby. Fancy seeing you out here. How are you doing on this beautiful morning?
BOBBY: Oh, just fine, Annabelle. It is a beautiful mornin', ain't it?

ANNABELLE: It sure is nice of you to be out here. A big strong deputy, making us folks feel safe and protected.
BOBBY: Annabelle, is ya flirtin' with me?

ANNABELLE: What? No!!! I was definitely not flirting! ...At least I wasn't trying to.

 

BOBBY: Aww, it's okay. Ya ain't gots nothin' to be 'shamed 'bout. I understands.

BOBBY: Y'all went aways to university for a few years. Then ya comes back and sees me, but I ain't the same no more.

BOBBY: I've grown full of musculature and s'phistication. And here I is wearin' this uniform, commandin' respect.

BOBBY: Why, them three things together is like a double whammy. Y'all can't blame yerself for the ways nature made ya.

 

ANNABELLE: You know what Bobby. You're right. I should get going before I accidentally flirt with you again.
BOBBY: Oh, wait. I almost forgots. I'm s'posed to be checkin' for fizzy juice. I'm gonna have to ask ya to step out of yer car whiles I checks.

 

BOBBY: Hey, that's fizzy juice, right there! Ya ain't allowed to take that 'cross the border.

ANNABELLE: Bobby Dooley, are you accusing me of transporting fizzy juice when it's not allowed?

BOBBY: Well if that ain't fizzy juice, what is it?

 

ANNABELLE: This is coke, with juice flavoring to make it taste exactly like fizzy juice.
ANNABELLE: I'm going to tell the people at Walgreens that it actually is fizzy juice, and they'll be none the wiser.

ANNABELLE: Here, take a sip. I'll bet you can't even tell the difference.

 

BOBBY: Oh, c'mon. I dunno what y'all are tryin' to pull, but how gullible do ya think peoples is?

BOBBY: I can tells right away this ain't fizzy juice.

 

ANNABELLE: Well the people at Walgreens will believe it's the real thing.
BOBBY: Sorry. I mean, them city folks is pretty slow sometimes, but ya ain't foolin' no ones.

BOBBY: Ya think ya can just tell people this is somethin' it ain't, and they'll believe ya just 'cause ya says so?
 

ANNABELLE: So you're going to stop me from even trying?
BOBBY: Well, you're free to try, I guess. I ain't gonna stop ya. I just wouldn't 'spect anythin' if I was you.
ANNABELLE: Okay, Bobby. I'll keep my expectations low.
BOBBY: Good Luck, and y'all have yerself a good day now.
ANNABELLE: Thanks Bobby. You too.

 

 

ANNABELLE: ...I got the deal with Walgreens.

BALLADEER: And that's what we Hazzard folks call a happy ending.

 

[Tibo131]

 

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[Kingfish95]

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Edited November 28, 2022 by Kingfish95

[Juliette Tango]

5 hours ago, 2cool4u_1 said:

Episode 01: "Fizzy Juice"

 

Ya got's a great imaj'nashun, dere 2cool! Purty good ear for the dielect too! Whah, some dem scenes be hotter than a pig in a pepper patch ?

[Rakanitchoe]

The Lodge of Sorceresses debating on who to choose as the 7th member

 

 

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- Verdana Va'haeryl -

 

- Ill'issin Kendaù -

 

- Merrin Ferrara -

 

- Síle De Cantaville -

 

- Morrigan Smith -

 

- Tianna Whitmore -

 

[Anime-Sims]

Eren & Mikasa Vs. Female Titan

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

[B10HAZARD.]

Again, yeah i'm gonna say it again! For the love of Talos -

Use the "SPOILER TOOL" people.

posting 10-11 pictures.

Took 6mins to load.

@Kingfish95

@Anime-Sims

?disappointed.

[mrrakkonn]

    

[SwiftRansom]

Where can I download the ebony chicks from? @mrrakkonn

[mrrakkonn]

16 minutes ago, SwiftRansom said:

Where can I download the ebony chicks from? @mrrakkonn

 

That's the same sim with a fair bit of time in between where I changed several details about her appearance. Unfortunately she's not done in the sense that I have finalized and uploaded her, I'm usually slow about these things, and I often take my time with sims and come back to make changes/updates at later points.  

[Tibo131]

 

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[Kingfish95]

Moved Vito and the crime family to Del Sol Valley for the next chapter of The Simsfather.  Here are some photos organized neatly, per @B10HAZARD.'s preference.  Surely, @B10HAZARD., your day is no longer ruined by slow loading times ?.

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[B10HAZARD.]

@Kingfish95 Actually only half the pics loaded, after another forever of loading.

 

Maybe it's time for this, as it states in the rules =

 

In effort to keep large thread to a minimum both for performance reasons and to keep things easily searchable; topics with greater than 750 replies may be closed and archived at staff discretion. A duplicate post by the same original author will be put in it's place along with the last page replies from the closed thread. The larger archived thread will remain searchable and present.

 

As R-Lo has been absent for so long now.