What are you doing right now in Skyrim (Screenshot required)

[Guest]

47 minutes ago, Alessia Wellington said:

 

The Vigilants are quite pathetic vampire hunters.

 

Usually mine or Marcie's teeth are the last thing they see when we encounter them on the roads.

Agreed.

The last thing they see in my game is Alice's charming smile with her fangs on full display. After that, they wake up wherever they go after they die. Where is that? Well...

 

[Tlam99]

how to kill the Dawnguard "Pilgrim" secretly.

 

https://www.loverslab.com/blogs/entry/15370-notice/?do=findComment&comment=77323

 

[aspirine2]

Pamela got Imprisoned, she is innocent. lol 

 

 

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[Guest]

Please don't ask me to explain how this works. Alice was with Katria, looking for the Aetherium Forge, and they decided to do it.

 

 

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[chooseChaos]

Isn't at least the last picture somehow self-explanatory as to how this works? 😇 @

  

5 hours ago, CrowOfItachi said:

Please don't ask me to explain how this works. Alice was with Katria, looking for the Aetherium Forge, and they decided to do it.

 

 

 

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[Guest]

17 hours ago, aspirine2 said:

she is innocent.

That's what they all say.

[aspirine2]

2 hours ago, CrowOfItachi said:

That's what they all say.

lmao.😂

 

[Ronin79]

After completely redoing my mod list and testing/patching Conquest of Skyrim, it's time to make Freja High Queen of Skyrim.

 

 

 

Fortunately, she has ways of turning even the staunchest of Stormcloak supporters to her cause...

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[Speed Metal]

Skyrim needs a weather forecast.

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When we arrived at Septimus' Outpost we had a near cloudless sky.

Went out 30 mins later and

snowstorm.

[Varithina]

3 hours ago, Speed Metal said:

Skyrim needs a weather forecast.

 

That sort of reminds me about something that happened in real life a few years ago, middle of July in the area where I live, weather forecast stated sunny and warm all day, and at that time it was, went to do some shopping, arrived and it was still sunny and warm, spent about thirty minutes shopping, came to the stores entrance, pitch black skies and pouring it down.

[Guest]

Playing some of the Legacy of the Dragonborn quest, and I realized something funny.

 

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So, let me get this straight. The six of you accompanying Alice in the expedition would take days to dig through the rocks blocking the path...

 

 

...but with Alice's help...

 

... it only takes 12 hours?

 

 

Either Alice is incredibly strong, or you guys need to work out more.

 

[Speed Metal]

6 hours ago, CrowOfItachi said:

Either Alice is incredibly strong, or you guys need to work out more.

Or they needed a nice pair of boobs for motivation.

[Guest]

6 hours ago, Speed Metal said:

Or they needed a nice pair of boobs for motivation.

 

[Guest]

On 5/19/2024 at 12:56 AM, branmakmuffin said:

 

[Shermie]

new weapon

[chooseChaos]

What is Lilith doing in Skyrim at the moment? Asking the wrong questions ...  😇

 

 

 

 

and

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giving the most wrong answers ... 😁

 

 

[Alessia Wellington]

8 minutes ago, chooseChaos said:

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Jarl Balgruuf the Great, the tiny.

[Speed Metal]

Got a gift from Ash.

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One of the many books I've never read.

[Speed Metal]

Getting a special reward from Camilla for returning the claw.

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[Guest]

Maven Black-Briar made the mistake of pissing off Alice. After Maven had some Dark Brotherhood assassins try to kill her, Alice got her revenge by:

 

Fucking Maven's daughter...
 

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... then turning her into a vampire.

 

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Destroying the DB and Thieves Guild.

 

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Finally, Alice stole everything from Maven's house, lodge, and brewery.

 

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Moral of the story: don't piss off someone who doesn't give a fuck.

[Speed Metal]

So much for making a quick buck.

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Wanted to scavenge Castle Dour for coins but,

Marie just couldn't be any more awkward.

[shadowlord445]

Enjoying the view

[Guest]

Let me make sure I understand this correctly. Meridia hates undead...

 

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... yet she chooses a vampire to be her champion without a second thought.

 

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[Miauzi]

2 hours ago, CrowOfItachi said:

Lassen Sie mich sicherstellen, dass ich das richtig verstehe. Meridia hasst Untote...

 

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... doch ohne lange darüber nachzudenken wählt sie einen Vampir als ihren Champion.

 

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Azura does this, for example - in Oblivion (the game before) the player had been given a task by her - to clear a mine of vampires