Hitman69 Posted June 5, 2011 Posted June 5, 2011 Granted, the waffle won't hurt you. The tigers guarding the waffle, however... I wish for some more catnip for the girls... without them OD-ing, killing me or having sex with someone else than me (both together with me is fine, of course : ).
Beyound Posted June 7, 2011 Posted June 7, 2011 Granted you get all the catnip in the world attracting all the catgirls in the world to you. But they start getting jealous of each other and start fighting. I wish the next persons wish comes true.
Hitman69 Posted June 7, 2011 Posted June 7, 2011 Granted. However, your next wish won't. I wish the girls would stop fighting, thereby giving me my own harem of catgirls.
abinas Posted June 17, 2011 Posted June 17, 2011 Granted, the catgirls all stop fighting and realize that lesbian sex is super, so you wind up having to watch as your new harem has an endless orgy I wish that every man that is mean to me has penis fall off!
Hitman69 Posted June 17, 2011 Posted June 17, 2011 Granted' date=' the catgirls all stop fighting and realize that lesbian sex is super, so you wind up having to watch as your new harem has an endless orgy [/quote'] And how is that a bad thing? ;D I wish that every man that is mean to me has penis fall off! Granted, however, this turns them so angry, that they rape you with their dismembered penis. (That was kind of dark, wasn't it?) I wish the girls let me join in their orgy. (To be more precise: make them bisexual, and still loving me. I have no need to turn into a woman. : )
abinas Posted June 21, 2011 Posted June 21, 2011 Granted, They all want you with ravenous passion, unfortunately for you they are all funtari with super sized hardware. They ravage you for hours leaving you gaping for 2 days ;D I wish my goldfish was immortal
LilDevil Posted June 21, 2011 Posted June 21, 2011 I wish my goldfish was immortal Granted, your goldfish has turned to rock, and happily decorates your fishbowl.The best part is that you don't have to fed it anymore. I wish people were more reliable.
Hitman69 Posted June 21, 2011 Posted June 21, 2011 Granted, the person who has to grant my wish cannot corrupt it. I wish the catgirls wouldn't have been futanaries in the first place.
rodvi Posted June 21, 2011 Posted June 21, 2011 granted they now have super sized strap-ons i wish i had an ice cream
Hitman69 Posted June 21, 2011 Posted June 21, 2011 Granted, however, I misunderstood, and gave you a screaming eye. I wish they wouldn't have had strap-ons either. (Or anything else they might sodomize me with) Also, didn't you read my corruption of LilDevil's wish?
abinas Posted June 21, 2011 Posted June 21, 2011 Granted, they are not funtari nor do they wish to do anything but please you. Things are really heating up when all of the sudden.....You wake up and realize it was all a dream. But the hard reality is that you are chained in the imperial prison AND Audens Auvidius is the one raping you 4 times a day for stealing a dead mouse. I wish my mind wasn't so perverted
Hitman69 Posted June 21, 2011 Posted June 21, 2011 Granted, however, your mother turns out to have a reverse-Oedipus-complex. I wish that dream I had was reality, and what I'm currently going through is just a nightmare (which will end soon).
Shinobi7 Posted June 24, 2011 Posted June 24, 2011 Granted' date=' however, your mother turns out to have a reverse-Oedipus-complex. I wish that dream I had was reality, and what I'm currently going through is just a nightmare (which will end soon).[/quote'] ;D Granted, yet when you awake into your harem of catgirls you find out they all have a severe case of herpes and have very deep manly voices. I wish nothing could be done about Hitman's catgirls having strong manly voices.
LilDevil Posted June 24, 2011 Posted June 24, 2011 Granted, but you never said anything about the herpes because they vanished. (Your welcome Hitman69, I mean you already have a Harem of Manly Voiced Catgirls, no need to ruin your wish any further ;D) I wish it was 11 11 11 already, starting to die a little bit knowing I can't play Skyrim.
d2vis Posted June 24, 2011 Posted June 24, 2011 Granted' date=' but you never said anything about the herpes because they vanished. (Your welcome Hitman69, I mean you already have a Harem of Manly Voiced Catgirls, no need to ruin your wish any further ;D) I wish it was 11 11 11 already, starting to die a little bit knowing I can't play Skyrim. [/quote'] Granted however Skyrim was delayed to December 12, 2012 :-\ Edit* I wish for a better computer monitor
d2vis Posted June 25, 2011 Posted June 25, 2011 Granted however Skyrim was delayed to December 12' date=' 2010 :-\ [/quote'] You forgot a wish^^ (Also 2010?) Oh ty haha
Hitman69 Posted June 25, 2011 Posted June 25, 2011 Granted' date=' but you never said anything about the herpes because they vanished. (Your welcome Hitman69, I mean you already have a Harem of Manly Voiced Catgirls, no need to ruin your wish any further ;D ) I wish it was 11 11 11 already, starting to die a little bit knowing I can't play Skyrim. [/quote'] Granted however Skyrim was delayed to December 12, 2012 :-\ Edit* I wish for a better computer monitor Granted. However, the monitor you got is too big to fit in your house, and has to stay outside, in the rain. On top of that, your graphics-card doesn't support the huge resolution, leaving you with a square decimeter per displayed pixel. I wish to replace my catgirl-harem with healthy, and absolutely female ones, who can fully heal me, on sight.
Ryanhabs Posted June 27, 2011 Posted June 27, 2011 Granted! Your catgirl harem is vast and beautiful and lucky you they want you to be their tester to see which one can please you better orally, but none of them had ever done so and don't bother mentioning to you the first one to go has a bad habit of biting down really hard! I wish I could get rid of this stuffy nose I have.
Hitman69 Posted June 27, 2011 Posted June 27, 2011 Granted! Your catgirl harem is vast and beautiful and lucky you they want you to be their tester to see which one can please you better orally' date=' but none of them had ever done so and don't bother mentioning to you the first one to go has a bad habit of biting down really hard! I wish I could get rid of this stuffy nose I have. [/quote'] Granted, however it leaves a horrible scar, when you take it off. (Like this) I wish I was bite- (and scratch-)proof
Ryanhabs Posted June 27, 2011 Posted June 27, 2011 Granted, however your harem of catgirls are shedding and feaving excess fur all over which which triggers your alergies leaving you having to stay away an watch while all your beautiful feline cuties playing with each other instead of you. :'( I wish I had a magic lamp. (the kind that grants wishes when you rub it not a lamp as in a light)
Hitman69 Posted June 27, 2011 Posted June 27, 2011 Granted. However, the only wish it will grant is to turn on another lamp. Have fun. I wish I had a pet/catgirl friendly roomba, which can handle hair and fur.
Ryanhabs Posted June 28, 2011 Posted June 28, 2011 Granted. One day while charging itself your roomba takes a powerspike due to a local lightning storm. It then promptly goes on the fritz and starts chasing your catgirls all over the house. No longer feeling safe in your home your catgirl return to the wild to look for a more suiting abode. I wish I didnt have to go outside everytime I wanted to have a smoke. :-\
Hitman69 Posted June 28, 2011 Posted June 28, 2011 Granted. One day while charging itself your roomba takes a powerspike due to a local lightning storm. It then promptly goes on the fritz and starts chasing your catgirls all over the house. No longer feeling safe in your home your catgirl return to the wild to look for a more suiting abode. I wish I didnt have to go outside everytime I wanted to have a smoke. :-\ Granted, the rules change. However, smoking is now rendered illegal everywhere, not just inside. I wish my roomba was fixed. I also wish for catgirl-attracting pheromones.
stgmilleralive Posted June 29, 2011 Posted June 29, 2011 Granted. Too bad you didn't mention it was a separate race of humanoid creatures. Now you have more female cats rubbing your legs than you can shake a stick at. I wish for a suit of gothic power armor and a British accent.
Hitman69 Posted June 29, 2011 Posted June 29, 2011 Granted. Too bad you didn't mention it was a separate race of humanoid creatures. Now you have more female cats rubbing your legs than you can shake a stick at. I wish for a suit of gothic power armor and a British accent. Granted. Your power-armor smokes, drinks coffee, and doesn't conform to your wishes. I wish for a cat-to-catgirl ray. (which doesn't change their gender)
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