Corrupt a Wish

[abinas]

Granted, everything seems to be going great till she starts getting morning sickness. She then confesses to having sex with mario numerous times during her drug crazed episode and is pregnant with HIS kittens.

 

I wish I had a lifetime supply of Chanel No. 5

[Hitman69]

Granted, you get ONE bottle of Chanel No. 5

 

I wish my catgirl wouldn't have had sex with anyone but me during her craze

[luffyboy]

granted, you had so much that sex isnt fun anymore. there is no more satisfaction

 

I wish med school wasnt that expensive

[Hitman69]

Granted, med-school is cheap, leading to an overflow of candidates. Now it's impossible to learn anything, as there are not enough teachers/professors.

 

 

I wish the satisfaction was back between me and my catgirl.

[brimstone-x]

Granted' date=' med-school is cheap, leading to an overflow of candidates. Now it's impossible to learn anything, as there are not enough teachers/professors.

 

 

I wish the satisfaction was back between me and my catgirl.

[/quote']It is. Normal sex still sucks, but you found new ways to find pleasure. You explored auto erotic esphixiation while high on cocain, leading to your death.

[StrangeCreed]

Brimstone has made the smartest move in this little game; not to play.

 

I wish to have all of my PnP games turned into awesome video game versions.

[Hitman69]

Granted, however, you're not allowed to have any of them by law.

 

 

I wish I didn't die... twice. 

[rodvi]

granted you just got killed by a giant waffle iron....

 

i wish i had some serious bass playing skills!

[Nightwynd]

granted you just got killed by a giant waffle iron....

 

i wish i had some serious bass playing skills!

 

 

Now your hands smell like fish.

 

I wish I could go to beach.

[StrangeCreed]

It's a beach in Louisiana. Hope you like dead sea life!

 

I wish for the power to enslave the minds of anyone I choose.

[Hitman69]

Granted, however you have no more free will, thereby rendering your power useless.

 

 

I'm doing pretty good here in the afterlife. But I do want my catgirl back. You know what?

I wish to have my catgirl back, together with another catgirl. 

[rodvi]

granted yor catgirl is now a dead lesbian who hates you

 

i wish i had a really crappy internet connection

[Hitman69]

Granted, your connection is crappy because your entire neighbourhood leeches off it, including the pedophile in your neighbourhood.

Expect the FBI at your house in about half an hour.

 

 

I wish my catgirl(s) loved me again.

[gg533]

Granted, they love to bite your head, and thus you die due to blood loss.

 

...

I... iono, wish that Nightwynd reposted that one pic that got removed? .-.

[Hitman69]

Granted, but it's invisible to anyone but you.

 

 

I wish my girls didn't bite me.

Also, I already was dead, and decided to (bad word choice coming up) live with is.

[rodvi]

granted they now kick you

 

i wish my internet connection was reallly good

[Hitman69]

Granted, however, the moment you try it out, someone uploads a virus to you.

The virus opens up every shock-site that existst, whenever you start op an internet-browser.

It also disables every virus scanner.

 

 

I wish my girls  wouldn't be so aggressive against me.

[StrangeCreed]

They now just sit and stare blankly at the wall.

 

I wish I had a pony! 

[rodvi]

granted you now have a pony that is the size of your fingernail

 

i wish my computer was faster

[Hitman69]

Granted, now you have to go catch it. 

 

 

I wish my girls would pay more 'attention' to me.

[Beyound]

Granted: They now stare at you 24/7, which over the next few weeks you become paranoid and kill them.

 

I wish all files where hosted in one place.

[Hitman69]

Granted, however, you can't actually find anything anymore, because the whole internet is now hosted on one single site, which constantly has bandwidth-problems.

 

 

I wish people here would just understand that me and my catgirls are already dead since the previous page.

[Dreamer102]

Granted' date=' however, you can't actually find anything anymore, because the whole internet is now hosted on one single site, which constantly has bandwidth-problems.

 

 

I wish people here would just understand that me and my catgirls are already dead since the previous page.

[/quote']

 

Granted! However, now you are all hunted constantly for being zombies!

 

I wish my real life was like my oblivion life.

 

Dm

[Hitman69]

Granted' date=' however, you can't actually find anything anymore, because the whole internet is now hosted on one single site, which constantly has bandwidth-problems.

 

 

I wish people here would just understand that me and my catgirls are already dead since the previous page.

[/quote']

 

Granted! However, now you are all hunted constantly for being zombies!

 

I wish my real life was like my oblivion life.

 

Dm

 

 

Granted, you're now being raped by every creature in the land. Have fun.

 

 

I wish for a medicine to cure our zombie-ism

[Dreamer102]

Granted' date=' however, you can't actually find anything anymore, because the whole internet is now hosted on one single site, which constantly has bandwidth-problems.

 

 

I wish people here would just understand that me and my catgirls are already dead since the previous page.

[/quote']

 

Granted! However, now you are all hunted constantly for being zombies!

 

I wish my real life was like my oblivion life.

 

Dm

 

 

Granted, you're now being raped by every creature in the land. Have fun.

 

 

I wish for a medicine to cure our zombie-ism

 

Hah! Good one!

 

Granted! However, your cure for being a zombie was too powerful and has reverted you and your catgirls to 10 year olds.

 

I wish I had a Sheep of Rescue.

 

Dm