Corrupt a Wish

[warlpalg6]

Hah. My b-day was yesturday, I had a cake today. You should have wished quicker, you might have had a chance to corrupt it.

 

And now to continue my spree of world destruction, I wish for the Hawaiian Islands.

[ail]

Granted.  But when you go to visit your new acquisition the inhabitants all revolt and you are forced to flee from an angry mob, leaving your money behind.

 

I wish I had a wombat.

[abinas]

Granted, but there was some confusion processing your wish. Instead of a cute furry wombat, a hideous half woman half bat swoops down and gives you rabies.

 

I wish I was queen of the world.

[Renax]

You are now the queen and I'm the king  , we both died happy with 16 kids

 

I wish I could fly

[gg533]

Granted, you are given magical wings made of wax. However, you attempted to fly too close to the sun and your wings melted.

And you plummeted.

And died.

 

I wish everyone except me was invisible!

[Beyound]

Granted, Now that everyone but you is invisible everyone is angry and you get stabbed to death with a rubber knife.

 

I wish i had a rubber knife.

[abinas]

Granted, but you are marooned on an uncharted island with only canned goods to eat. You starve to death trying to open them in vain with the rubber knife.

 

I wish had total power over men.

[Beyound]

Granted, You have a "Total Power" battery on Mount Everest.

 

I wish abinas had a thermal jacket.

[abinas]

Woohoo, I just got my new North Face Plasma Thermal Jacket. While trying it on, a freak deep freeze blows in freezing everyone else solid.

 

I wish I had a flamethrower to thaw everyone out    :

[Machina]

Granted. Should have wished for fuel too.

 

I wish my computer wasn't having such problems with hardware interrupts sapping CPU cycles.

[shin_shin]

Granted, now it just has problems you don't know the cause of.

 

I wish to be invincible.

[gg533]

Granted, you are given a bath filled with dragon blood that if you take a bath in, you will become invincible.

However, while taking a bath, a leaf lands on your back and that spot becomes your weakspot.

And you get killed due to that spot.

 

I wish my post count was 0!

[Hitman69]

Granted, your account is deleted.

 

I wish for a grilled cheese.

[Guest Loogie]

Granted, but it's full of broken glass.

 

I wish I could speak and read Chinese.

[Hitman69]

Granted, you can speak and read the word "Chinese".

 

I wish there wasn't any glass in my grilled cheese

[Beyound]

Granted, Now there's spiders in it.

 

I wish spiders where not so horrible.

[Hitman69]

Granted, but as a side-effect, ordinary flies are now 20 ft tall.

 

I wish I had a domesticated fly (that won't hurt me).

[Kristian]

Granted, but you have to have its children.

 

I wish I could play piano better

[Hitman69]

Granted, you are now very skilled at enacting a piano.

 

I wish for something to control my new man-fly-hybrids.

[Guest Loogie]

Granted.  It's a magical potion that requires both of your testicles as ingredients.

 

I wish my car never ran out of gas.

[gg533]

Congratulations, your car now never runs out of gas. Except it now exhausts out of your car's AC. Oh, and you can't turn it off. Have fun!

 

I wish the potion didn't have to require his testicles, because that stuff hurts.

[Guest Loogie]

The potion now requires your testicles.

 

I wish I had a hard drive that had unlimited capacity while still being the size of a regular one.

[Hitman69]

Granted, your hard-drive has unlimited storage capacity. However, the hard-drive has a fatal flaw, translating every file on it into Klingon, including voiceclips and text in images.

 

I wish I had mastered the Klingon language...

[gg533]

Congratulations, you have mastered the language of the Klingon race, which is completely unrelated to the computer programming language also called Klingon.

 

I wish the potion require Loogie's limbs such as his arms and legs.

[warlpalg6]

Granted, but fly taming suddenly came about as a wide practice and the potion becomes obsolete, saving Loogie's body parts and the government issues an arrest warrant for you.

 

I wish 100% of Canadians say 'Eh' in every sentence.