Guest Loogie Posted April 15, 2011 Posted April 15, 2011 Granted, but the word "eh" becomes the only word the Canadians use. Communication with Canadians becomes (even more) impossible. I wish I could turn into a Japanese tentacle rape monster at will.
Hitman69 Posted April 15, 2011 Posted April 15, 2011 Granted, but when transforming into your monster form, you're just 10 centimeters tall. I wish gg533 would understand I actually wanted to master the language of the Klingon race. Off topic: gg533, didn't you mean var'aq?
abinas Posted April 15, 2011 Posted April 15, 2011 Granted, but he reports you to starfleet command and they arrest you as a klingon spy torturing you for days. I wish I could eat anything without gaining wieght.
Hitman69 Posted April 15, 2011 Posted April 15, 2011 Granted, your digestive system is not absorbing any nutrients anymore, making you starve, however much you try to eat. I wish starfleet would realize I'm not a Klingon. This torture really hurts.
gg533 Posted April 16, 2011 Posted April 16, 2011 Granted, they now think your an assassin after the Commander. Thus, they put you into worse torture to find out why you are attempting to assassinate him. I wish abinas didn't starve, since starving to death kinda sucks. And hurts.
Hitman69 Posted April 16, 2011 Posted April 16, 2011 Granted, now it's affecting you. I wish I had my assassin-equipment, so I can escape violently.
abinas Posted April 17, 2011 Posted April 17, 2011 Granted, you hack and slash your way to freedom (or so you thought) when you realize that you were on the holodeck being observed. Now fully convinced you are indeed an assassin, they sentence you to death by spacing. I wish no one ever had to starve.
Hitman69 Posted April 17, 2011 Posted April 17, 2011 Granted, now people don't have to starve. However, since food is still unfairly distributed, they still do. (Sadly, this is a true story) I wish I could survive (and freely move around) in space.
abinas Posted April 17, 2011 Posted April 17, 2011 Granted, just as you are about to explode a small wormhole appears right on top of you, transporting you back in time to the year 1200. You appear in the middle of a crow of people, immediately they start screaming WITCH!!!! and the guards are now on the way! I wish I had a medieval gown
Hitman69 Posted April 17, 2011 Posted April 17, 2011 Granted, you've gotten an medieval gown. The local museum is not so happy with it, however... I wish I got my equipment back, to fight the guards.
zapotek2034 Posted April 18, 2011 Posted April 18, 2011 granted, only you find that your equipment consists of frilly pink underwear and sex toys. i wish i had some cherry pie.
Hitman69 Posted April 18, 2011 Posted April 18, 2011 Granted, but your cherry-pie turns out to be a cherry-pie-bomb. I wish the guards were female...
abinas Posted April 19, 2011 Posted April 19, 2011 Granted, but all of them are lesbian and man haters as well. they are all equipped with 12" strapons and torture you for hours, ending it with a fisting. I wish my mind wasn't so warped
warlpalg6 Posted April 19, 2011 Posted April 19, 2011 You are now flat-out bat crazy. I wish my cats were unaging.
Marishk Posted April 21, 2011 Posted April 21, 2011 Granted, but they develope constant diarea and always assume your bed and shoes are litterboxes. I wish people understood my oddities more.
brimstone-x Posted April 25, 2011 Posted April 25, 2011 Granted' date=' but they develope constant diarea and always assume your bed and shoes are litterboxes. I wish people understood my oddities more. [/quote']They do. And they don't like you anymore, in fact, you die alone. (Thats mean...I feel bad ;D). I wish I wasn't so damn lazy.
luffyboy Posted April 26, 2011 Posted April 26, 2011 granted now you are making us a whole lot of mods for us (thanks for lovers surrender btw!) i wish the girls from my country had larger racks (our average is A *sadface*
brimstone-x Posted April 27, 2011 Posted April 27, 2011 granted now you are making us a whole lot of mods for us (thanks for lovers surrender btw!) i wish the girls from my country had larger racks (our average is A *sadface* They do, but its that stupid inflation fetish, so there all HHH Cups. I wish I had a million dollars.
Hitman69 Posted April 27, 2011 Posted April 27, 2011 Granted, you have a million zimbabwean dollars I wish I had my very own catgirl.
warlpalg6 Posted April 27, 2011 Posted April 27, 2011 Granted, what you don't realize is your catgirl functions much like a normal female cat. They own you far more than you own them. I wish the world was covered in a perpetual eclipse.
Hitman69 Posted April 27, 2011 Posted April 27, 2011 Granted, someone built a giant sun-blocking saucer over disney world, forever eclipsing it. I wish for catnip, for the catgirl of course, not for me. About the corruption of my previous wish: who cares, I have a catgirl. :
brimstone-x Posted April 29, 2011 Posted April 29, 2011 Granted' date=' someone built a giant sun-blocking saucer over disney world, forever eclipsing it. I wish for catnip, for the catgirl of course, not for me. About the corruption of my previous wish: who cares, I have a catgirl. : [/quote']Granted, she O'D's on it, goes insane, and kills everyone within 100 feet of her, including you. I wish I had a....Lizardman?
abinas Posted April 29, 2011 Posted April 29, 2011 Granted, people come from all over to see you give birth to a lizardman hehe I wish I had 50 gallons of vodka
ragindude Posted April 29, 2011 Posted April 29, 2011 Granted, here a good old gallon of vodka finely brewed in Ukraine. Don't worry you can have 50 of them... Assuming that you didn't die after the first one. I wish I was done with school.
Hitman69 Posted April 29, 2011 Posted April 29, 2011 Granted, you are done with school. You'll find college even harder... I wish I was back on earth, with my catgirl no longer OD-ing. (just a 'healthy' level of catnip-craze)
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