Ryanhabs Posted June 29, 2011 Posted June 29, 2011 granted. but the ray's intensity is too strong and the first cat you zap becomes a 50 foot tall pissed off catgirl. Have fun with your new toy! I wish I had an alarm clock I couldn't sleep through.
Hitman69 Posted June 29, 2011 Posted June 29, 2011 granted. but the ray's intensity is too strong and the first cat you zap becomes a 50 foot tall pissed off catgirl. Have fun with your new toy! I wish I had an alarm clock I couldn't sleep through. Granted, you can't sleep through it. However, it goes of 24/7, is glued to the ground, and can't be turned off (because that would make it possible to sleep through it. Oh, did i mention that it runs on high-tech nuclear batteries, that can't be removed? I wish to have a dial on the catgirl-ray, to set the size of the catgirls to reasonable sizes. Oh, and I want it to work retroactively.
abinas Posted July 4, 2011 Posted July 4, 2011 Granted, the ray works exactly as you wish. However there is a little side effect....you are transformed into a mouse and now the catgirls view you as a tasty treat. I wish I had one million kilograms of gold.
Leo77 Posted July 6, 2011 Posted July 6, 2011 Granted' date=' the ray works exactly as you wish. However there is a little side effect....you are transformed into a mouse and now the catgirls view you as a tasty treat. I wish I had one million kilograms of gold. [/quote'] Granted. You've got a million kilograms of gold, only that it's radioactive and no living being can get near it without suffering acute death in the coming few milleniums. I wish i lived in a mansion with my harem far away from anyone who would bug me.
tacomarine Posted July 8, 2011 Posted July 8, 2011 I wish i lived in a mansion with my harem far away from anyone who would bug me. granted, you now own a mansion and harem. on the moon. without oxygen. i wish it didn't take me five minutes to figure out how to post this...
stgmilleralive Posted July 11, 2011 Posted July 11, 2011 I wish i lived in a mansion with my harem far away from anyone who would bug me. granted' date=' you now own a mansion and harem. on the moon. without oxygen. i wish it didn't take me five minutes to figure out how to post this... [/quote'] Granted, though you'll now question your own capacity for asking for good wishes. Therefore you'll hit a paradox and collapse in on yourself like a dying star. Dramatic I know but I'm at a creative drought right now. I wish for Top Hat that grants me the power of a Dark Lord.
Ryanhabs Posted July 11, 2011 Posted July 11, 2011 I wish for Top Hat that grants me the power of a Dark Lord. Granted, you now have you top hat that has the posibility of granting you all the wonderous powers of a dark lord, too bad their are no instruction of how to control / use those newly granted powers. Ohh how nice would an instruction manual have been. On the bright side, you get lots of lovely compliments for wearing such a nice hat. I wish teleportation was possible and becomes the safest form of travel.
abinas Posted July 14, 2011 Posted July 14, 2011 Granted, teleportation is heralded as the safest form of travel EVER devised, unfortunately even for this new transportation wonder there remains a certain percentage for failures(due to the typical greedy nature of most big money companies relying on cheap junk components from 3rd world countries to boost profits), and as you are being transported to work a circuit blows, resulting in you forming (well not quite) into a pile of goo. Ew! I wish I owned a big greedy money making company.
blackfocker Posted July 18, 2011 Posted July 18, 2011 Granted, you now own BP... I wish for infinite wishes
DarkNinja13 Posted July 18, 2011 Posted July 18, 2011 Granted, but now you're stuck in a five second time loop: 2 seconds after you've made your wish you suddenly find yourself 2 seconds before you made that wish. I wish that I never needed money for anything.
abinas Posted July 27, 2011 Posted July 27, 2011 Granted, the police find a body in your trunk and throw down enough evidence to get you sent to prison for life. now you won't ever need money again I wish I had angel wings
tacomarine Posted July 28, 2011 Posted July 28, 2011 granted. one night while at home you are just watching TV, your TV suddenly gets struck by lightning and you are closee enough to the TV that it shocks you. alas, you are not dead. but you didn't realize that the lightning bolt teleported you into the future, where the human race is extinct and all that is left is purple colored acid. you for some reason think it is your TV melting, and you are instantly vaporized as you try to repair your TV. angel wings appear and you fly around the deserted globe, to find out there is nothing to do, as everything falls through your hands. AND to add on to the pain, you now forever feel the pain you felt as you were being vaporized. Being an immortal angel-ghost sucks. i wish i had the attention span to actually read that.
utv Posted July 28, 2011 Posted July 28, 2011 -Granted- As part of a scientific experiment they take your brain while you are sleeping. It is placed in a test tube and hooked up to all types of electrodes and other scientific equipment. You are forced to focus solely on whatever data they feed into the computer banks. The first data they implant is your response to the 'Corrupt a Wish' thread. I wish I would write, direct and produce a series of blockbuster films based on Fallout 3 and starring Drew Barrymore who would fall hopelessly in love with me during the process.
Ryanhabs Posted July 29, 2011 Posted July 29, 2011 -Granted- You make a rough screen play of your movies and Hollywood is dying to give you all the backing you need to create box office hit after box office hit. You bring in Drew as your movies headliner, and one day on set she confesses she has fallen hopelessly in love with you. To keep things professional while filming you decide it is not proper to become romantically involved with an actress starring in your movie so you go to Drew's trailer to let her know that things have to stay hush hush during the filming. Drew, who is known to fly off the handle, believes this is because you are also fooling around with some of the supporting cast goes all fatal attraction on your ass. This psychopathic path Drew is now on not only destroys the deadline for you film but also has other actors and actresses fleeing the set never to come back. You return to Drew's trailer to discuss her behavior only to be locked in her trailer upon entering. You smell gas, and see drew has purposely left the gas burner on on the stove. she pulls out a cigarette and tell you "Now you'll always be mine." As she strikes a match the trailer explodes. The film goes unfinished until Michael Bay gets the rights to your unfinished work and he completely screws it up by adding way too many over the top explosions. (sorry for the book on ruining your dreams but I had a lot to cover.) I wish I could just teleport home tomorrow night and didnt have to sit through a 16 hr flight.
blackfocker Posted July 29, 2011 Posted July 29, 2011 granted: you will now teleport home tomarrow night, however as tomarow will never really come you are now stuck. Time for a paradox wish!!! I wish this wish would be corrupted.
Hitman69 Posted July 30, 2011 Posted July 30, 2011 granted: you will now teleport home tomarrow night' date=' however as tomarow will never really come you are now stuck. Time for a paradox wish!!! I wish this wish would be corrupted. [/quote'] {For trying to outsmart him, the evil genie decides to turn you into a frog. The only thing that will save you from being a frog, is a binding marriage to a male harem, consisting of the ugliest men alive. Obviously, they'll take anything they can have, like it or not.} [betcha didn't see that one coming. It's actually a clause of the original forum game, although it wasn't mentioned over here.] Now, for my next wish. I wish for a personal harem of willing, non-futa (no strap-ons either), non lesbian (bi is fine), healthy cat- and dog-girls, who knew each other from kitten-/puppy-hood (a.k.a. they are accustomed to each other, and thus, won't fight.)
rodvi Posted July 30, 2011 Posted July 30, 2011 granted but a bunch of angry hippies break into your house and set them free, they are now out in the wild where you have no chance of getting to them i wish i had a really good headset...
Hitman69 Posted July 30, 2011 Posted July 30, 2011 granted but a bunch of angry hippies break into your house and set them free' date=' they are now out in the wild where you have no chance of getting to them i wish i had a really good headset... [/quote'] Very well. You have a beautiful set of disembodied heads. Unfortunately, someone tipped the police about that, and they arrest you, on terms of being a serial killer. I wish that all of the cat- and dog-girls from my harem would come back to serve me, out of their own free will (in whatever way I please).
tacomarine Posted July 31, 2011 Posted July 31, 2011 granted. but they never told you that they had been given all the STDs' known to man (and a few known to whales O.o) and you catch them all. now you live a painful, groggy life with your AIDS-infected, Syphillis-ridden pets. i wish that i bagged the dude with the highest bounty on the FBIs most wanted list
Hitman69 Posted July 31, 2011 Posted July 31, 2011 granted. but they never told you that they had been given all the STDs' known to man (and a few known to whales O.o) and you catch them all. now you live a painful' date=' groggy life with your AIDS-infected, Syphillis-ridden pets. i wish that i bagged the dude with the highest bounty on the FBIs most wanted list [/quote'] Granted, you get laid, and subsequently murdered violently and painfully. I wish for an endless supply of the cure for every disease which will be ever known to mankind, past, present, and future. It'll obviously have to work on me and my harem, too.
rodvi Posted July 31, 2011 Posted July 31, 2011 granted but because of your wish the world slowly becomes over populated and you and prettyuch everyone else starve to death i wish my internet wasn't so damn SLOW!
Hitman69 Posted July 31, 2011 Posted July 31, 2011 granted but because of your wish the world slowly becomes over populated and you and prettyuch everyone else starve to death i wish my internet wasn't so damn SLOW! Granted. Your internet is blazingly fast. However, it turns out to be so, because you have hogged all the bandwith available to your hometown. Prepere to get sued. Also, who said anything about sharing the medicine? Well, as it already seems to have happened. Let's save the world. I wish we could cultivate edible farm-products on the moon, and get them to earth safely, thereby stopping starvation.
Doctrine1-6 Posted August 1, 2011 Posted August 1, 2011 Granted. The Moon, now bursting with nutritious value, attracts the attention of an alien race, and they decide they don't like us very much. Think War of the Worlds, only with more nukes. Like, eight more. I wish that the Cake was THE TRUTH!
Ryanhabs Posted August 1, 2011 Posted August 1, 2011 -GRANTED- The cake is now the truth and we all for go years of internet posts referring to the cake being a lie. That said, because of the dire need for internet catch phrases, "the cake is a lie" was replaced with "snoochie boochies" as said from the character Jay in all of the Kevin Smith films. The world is now a worse place because of your need for the cake to be the truth. (I know not really what I was going for either, just couldn't think of a good replacement phrase. ) I wish I didn't have to drive in to town whenever I wanted to fill my jetski with fuel so I could ride it.
Hitman69 Posted August 1, 2011 Posted August 1, 2011 -GRANTED- The cake is now the truth and we all for go years of internet posts referring to the cake being a lie. That said' date=' because of the dire need for internet catch phrases, "the cake is a lie" was replaced with "snoochie boochies" as said from the character Jay in all of the Kevin Smith films. The world is now a worse place because of your need for the cake to be the truth. (I know not really what I was going for either, just couldn't think of a good replacement phrase. ) I wish I didn't have to drive in to town whenever I wanted to fill my jetski with fuel so I could ride it. [/quote'] Granted. You now have to motor your jetski to fill your car's fuel-tank, whenever you want to drive to town. I wish that the common cold would eradicate the aliens, BEFORE they eradicate us.
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