Fyrecontroll Posted July 1, 2012 Posted July 1, 2012 Granted, but you will not get paid for them... oh, wait... I wish my house would clean itself.
deathparade Posted July 1, 2012 Posted July 1, 2012 Granted but it will stuff all the dirt and stuff in one place!
Guest Kate the Bionic Uterus Posted July 2, 2012 Posted July 2, 2012 Granted' date=' but you will not get paid for them... oh, wait... I wish my house would clean itself. [/quote'] Granted. But then it will realize what a loser you are then pack up and leave. I wish I had a bucket of Kentucky fried chicken
deathparade Posted July 2, 2012 Posted July 2, 2012 Granted but it is unlimited and you cannot eat anything else from now one! (seem to forgot to wish for something SORRY!) wish i wasn't so fat!
nonusnomeni Posted July 2, 2012 Posted July 2, 2012 granted, I'll give you my government that will turn you into a skeleton for a week i wish for honest politicians (impossible desire,but...)
Fyrecontroll Posted July 2, 2012 Posted July 2, 2012 Granted, but nobody votes for them. I wish I had a keg of Guinness.
Brucealso Posted July 3, 2012 Posted July 3, 2012 Granted 1 keg of Guinness for the rest of your life. I wish i didnt have a data cap internet service.
Queen Bee Posted July 3, 2012 Posted July 3, 2012 Granted, but you're back to dial up. I wish I had the perfect computer that would magically upgrade on its own for free whenever new technology comes out.
shane4244 Posted July 3, 2012 Posted July 3, 2012 granted but its a mac I wish I could learn to scripting in New Vegas faster
Fyrecontroll Posted July 3, 2012 Posted July 3, 2012 Granted, but GECK crashes your computer. I wish I could fly.
Guest Posted July 3, 2012 Posted July 3, 2012 Granted but you can't breah while flying. I wish that I didn't have to breath.
deathparade Posted July 3, 2012 Posted July 3, 2012 Granted but now you have to live underwater forever i wish my phone was better!
Guest Posted July 3, 2012 Posted July 3, 2012 Granted but it is now only slightly better. I wish that any graphics card could run any game at max settings with 60+ fps.
Queen Bee Posted July 3, 2012 Posted July 3, 2012 Granted, but they only run with Windows Vista. I wish I could use my computer to browse porn from the future!
deathparade Posted July 3, 2012 Posted July 3, 2012 Granted but it's also the PC for your whole family! I wish i had tickets for a Turmion Kätilöt concert
Guest Kate the Bionic Uterus Posted July 3, 2012 Posted July 3, 2012 Granted: *picks you up and drops you over the Fukushima Daini Nuclear Power Plant with only a Mary Poppins umbrella to slow your decent.* I wish I was taller
deathparade Posted July 3, 2012 Posted July 3, 2012 Granted but your back doesn't like the sudden change so it breaks! I wish my friends where less of a snitches
Guest Kate the Bionic Uterus Posted July 3, 2012 Posted July 3, 2012 Granted. So now your family snitches on you. I wish I had a nipple ring.
Queen Bee Posted July 3, 2012 Posted July 3, 2012 Granted, your nipple makes a constant ringing noise. I wish I had a sexy robot slave that looks, feels, sounds, acts, smells and fucks like a real woman, and is programmed to love me forever with no chance of corruption of data.
Guest Posted July 3, 2012 Posted July 3, 2012 Granted but your are now hated by everyone in the world who then set out kill and destroy you and your robot and won't stop until they succeed or die. I wish that I didn't need to go to the bathroom as often.
Queen Bee Posted July 4, 2012 Posted July 4, 2012 Granted, you no longer have genitalia. I wish I had both sets of genitalia.
Guest Kate the Bionic Uterus Posted July 4, 2012 Posted July 4, 2012 Granted but you have no arms or legs I wish I could go to the International Space Station
Brucealso Posted July 4, 2012 Posted July 4, 2012 Granted, but you are there all by yourself for the rest of your life I wish i had a new pair of shoes.
Riku20xx Posted July 4, 2012 Posted July 4, 2012 Granted but they don't fit your feet. I wish I could get in shape faster...
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