Favorite Quotes

[dharvinia]

 

 

"That's one small step for man, one giant leap for mankind."

 

Kurt Cobain

 

Silly me and here I thought it was Neil Armstrong who was responsible for that quote....imagine my surprise...

 

 

 

 

yes

silly you

:lol: :lol:

 

 

 

Here is something you may not know, but his actual quote was "That's one small step FOR A MAN, one giant leap for mankind"

Radio static prevented people from hearing the "A"

 

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cwZb2mqId0A

[PerfidiousPantsuPincher]

"I kick arse for the Lord!"

 

Famous last words of Father McGruder

[dharvinia]

"All religion my friend, is simply evolved out of fraud, fear, imagination, and poetry."

Edgar Allan Poe

 

"I am a deeply religious nonbeliever - this is a somewhat new kind of religion."

Albert Einstein

[53army]

"In war, a fool's first lesson is his last"

-Kaolin, the Earth Spirit

 

"Through conflict, one's nature is revealed"

-Kaolin, the Earth Spirit

[Molevalence]

"I don't mind visual scars, it's the ones that you cannot see that sting the most."

 

-Grey Fullbuster

[Millicent Bystander]

George: If we should step on a mine sir, what should we do?

Blackadder: Well the normal procedure is to leap 200 feet into the air and scatter yourself over a large area.

 

[PerfidiousPantsuPincher]

"Then you leave me no choice but to play you in a game of Hungry Hungry Hippos! We shall draw the hippos and my orange hippo - for I am always orange - will ravenously devour all the marbles in your Hasbro hippo pit, while your sorry blue hippo snaps impotently at the vacant air!"

 

-Mock Zell Miller challenging Conan O'Brien to a duel

[DDLYA]

"I. DECLARE. BANKRUPTCYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY!"

- Michael G. Scott

[PerfidiousPantsuPincher]

"Yeah, look, I really think I should lay this one on you, man. That's a really negative to kill yourself, you know. Like, I've tried it hundreds of times, there's no way you can hammer in the last nail."

 

-Neil Wheedon Watkins Pye, on the drawbacks of suicide by crucifixion

[nonusnomeni]

 

[landess]

'Never ask an engineer to explain something. Because he will!" - The Chairman from 'Memoirs of a Geisha'

 

Something else that is likely an old engineers proverb:

"Some see the glass half empty, others, half full. An engineer sees a glass that was made to incorrect specifications" - Used by Bernard in HBO's Westworld

[Fifoo]

"What gets us into trouble is not what we don't know. It's what we know for sure that just ain't so."

 

     - Mark Twain

[Fifoo]

"Some beautiful paths can't be discovered without getting lost."

[Cynical Misanthrope]

"Hell yeah. Put more of the stuff in the... the thing more stuff goes in."

 

- A drunk Sheppard, Mass Effect II.

[PerfidiousPantsuPincher]

"I wear V-neck shirts always, this is a V-neck I got on. My neck is so fragile, man, I can't wear a regular neck shirt; it hurts. And I especially hate turtlenecks. Like, wearing a turtleneck is like being strangled by a really weak guy... all day. Like, if you wear a turtleneck and a backpack it's like a weak midget trying to bring you down."

 

-Mitch Hedberg

[nonusnomeni]

[nonusnomeni]

Spoiler

 

[deathbywesker]

"Iiii hope Iiii don't have to pay for you, b!tch." 

 

-tH@1b!TcH W/dA r3D hUrR

[Fifoo]

"We see the world, not as it is, but as we are - or, as we are conditioned to see it."

 

     - Stephen R. Covey

[Kaldor Draigo]

i need your softness

[Ernest Lemmingway]

"Free speech. You get what you pay for."

[nonusnomeni]

"You might not believe it, but there is still a life outside of social networks."

 

"Can i get link, please..."

 

 

#graffiti

 

[Guest]

good bad...I'm the one with the gun

[nonusnomeni]

there is only two kind of peoples

worthy of respect and unworthy

everything else is BS

                              -my grandpa

and

 

respect must be earned

 

 

[Ernest Lemmingway]

Don't take life too seriously. You'll never get out of it alive.