Favorite Quotes

[Cynical Misanthrope]

Hope is the first step on the road to disappointment.

[nonusnomeni]

love is a malfunction in the logical circuit

                                                    -12yo neighbor

 

[Cynical Misanthrope]

"Sometimes people don't want to hear the truth, because they don't want their illusions destroyed"

 

- Friedrich Nietzsche

[Cynical Misanthrope]

“Is God willing to prevent evil, but not able? Then he is not omnipotent.  Is he able, but not willing? Then he is malevolent.  

Is he both able and willing? Then whence cometh evil?  Is he neither able nor willing? Then why call him God?”

 

 - Epicurus

[nonusnomeni]

If you shoot one person you are a murderer. If you kill a couple persons you are a gangster. If you are a crazy statesman and send millions to their deaths you are a hero. — Watertown Daily Times (1939.A.D.)

[nonusnomeni]

My poverty is proof of my honesty

                                     Nicolo Machiaveli

[nonusnomeni]

beautiful sunny day and  he  want to go in some dark moist hole

[Molevalence]

Death is tragic. But... life is miserable.

 

-The Sorrow Metal Gear Solid 3 Snake Eater

[nonusnomeni]

[Cynical Misanthrope]

"Sometimes when I close my eyes, I can't see"

 

- Said by some idiot.

[ToJKa]

What you are doing doesn't bother me nearly as much as how you are doing it...

 

Plenty of use for that, these days

[SimpleSpectre]

"There are no heroes, only survivors."

[nonusnomeni]

“Instead of politicians, let the monkeys govern the countries; at least they will steal only the bananas!”

[PerfidiousPantsuPincher]

"This calls for a very special blend of psychology and extreme violence."

 

Vyvyan, at the laundromat.

[ToJKa]

“Instead of politicians, let the monkeys govern the countries; at least they will steal only the bananas!”

 

"Politicians and diapers must be changed regularly for the same reason"

[PerfidiousPantsuPincher]

"The Sabbat are worthless, man. Fake tits on a zombie worthless. Fun to watch though. Like the Three Stooges with chainsaws."

 

Smiling Jack

[Cynical Misanthrope]

"Smoking is bad for you. If you die, you have lost an important part of your life"

 

- Said by some retarded celebrity.

 

"Gay marriage should be between a woman and a man"

 

- Said by Arnold Schwarzenegger.  

[nonusnomeni]

"All animals are equal, but some animals are more equal than others."
“Four legs good, two legs bad.”

G.O.

 

[PerfidiousPantsuPincher]

"A lot of Death Metal bands have intense names, like 'Rigor Mortis' or 'Mortuary' or 'Obituary.' We weren't that intense, we just went with 'Injured.' Later on we changed it to 'A Capella' as we were walking out of the 'Pawn Shop.'"

 

Mitch Hedberg

[RiddikulusOne]

"That's one small step for man, one giant leap for mankind."

 

Kurt Cobain

 

[dharvinia]

"That's one small step for man, one giant leap for mankind."

 

Kurt Cobain

 

Silly me and here I thought it was Neil Armstrong who was responsible for that quote....imagine my surprise...

 

 

[dharvinia]

Here's one:

  "Often the surest way to convey misinformation is to tell the strict truth."

       Mark Twain (aka Samuel Clemens )

[PerfidiousPantsuPincher]

"Why is it that most of the people who are against abortion are people you wouldn't wanna fuckin the first place, huh?"

 

George Carlin

[nonusnomeni]

 

"That's one small step for man, one giant leap for mankind."

 

Kurt Cobain

 

Silly me and here I thought it was Neil Armstrong who was responsible for that quote....imagine my surprise...

 

 

 

 

yes

silly you

:lol: :lol:

 

[Chbaakal]

“Reports that say something hasn’t happened are always interesting to me, because as we know, there are known knowns; there are things we know we know. We also know there are known unknowns; that is to say we know there are some things we do not know. But there are also unknown unknowns – the ones we don’t know we don’t know.”

 

US Defense Secretary Donald Rumsfeld

 

Ya know?