Favorite Quotes

[Laura]

A quote from the Youtuber H3H3: Just because you're offended by a joke, doesn't mean the joke is offensive.

[Stross97]

"Our bodies break down, sometimes when we're ninety, sometimes before we're even born, but it always happens and there's never any dignity in it. I don't care if you can walk, see, wipe your own ass, it's always ugly. Always. We can live with dignity, we can't die with it." - Gregory House

[Ernest Lemmingway]

"Cat hair sticks to everything but the cat."

[PerfidiousPantsuPincher]

You know what, man, I'm sick of following my dreams. I'm just gonna ask them where they're going and catch up with them later.

 

-Mitch Hedberg

[ToJKa]

On 3.4.2018 at 10:35 AM, Aq150 said:

Stop! You have violated the law!

 

by Oblivion Guard

I believe you mean

Stop right there criminal scum!

 

Biggest problem with Skyrim was that no one called me scum anymore 

 

Oh well,

live forever or die trying.

[nonusnomeni]

i am strong because i was kill all week/meek

i am fearless because i have nothing to afraid

i am wise because they where fools

 

[nonusnomeni]

 

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Z7QL6hjeNDA

listen

listen

listen

[Fifoo]

"No one has more need of a smile that which has none to offer."

 

     - Chinese Proverb

[nonusnomeni]

women must be beautiful and stupid

beautiful so i can love her

stupid so she can love me

[nonusnomeni]

wife must be ugly just enough to be sure she cannot find better

Spoiler

 

[nonusnomeni]

if wife is such good thing how that God didn't create one for himself

[nonusnomeni]

i feel sorry for God

7 000 000 000 followers and not a single friend

[Fifoo]

"Blondes may be wild and brunettes might be true, but you never know just what a redhead will do."

 

     - Quote from Olivia Petter.

[Ernest Lemmingway]

"Pinky, are you pondering what I'm pondering?"

[nonusnomeni]

“Capital must protect itself in every possible way, both by combination and legislation. Debts must be collected, mortgages foreclosed as rapidly as possible.

“When, through process of law, the common people lose their homes, they will become more docile and more easily governed through the strong arm of the government applied by a central power of wealth under leading financiers.

“These truths are well known among our principal men, who are now engaged in forming an imperialism to govern the world. By dividing the voter through the political party system, we can get them to expend their energies in fighting for questions of no importance.

“It is thus, by discrete action, we can secure for ourselves that which has been so well planned and so successfully accomplished.”

Montagu Norman, Governor of The Bank Of England, addressing the United States Bankers’ Association, NYC 1924

[Fifoo]

"Music expresses that which cannot be put into words and that which cannot remain silent."

 

     - Quote by Victor Hugo.

[Guest]

Time is the Fire in which we Burn...

 

Tolian Soran,Star Trek Generations from the poem

[nonusnomeni]

sea level rise?

i dont blame climate change i blame mcdonalds customers

[Ernest Lemmingway]

"If stupidity got us into this mess, why can't it get us out?"

[Guest]

Drop your linen and start your grinnin

 

Hudson.Aliens

[Ernest Lemmingway]

"Money is the root of all evil. ...I think I need more money!" - Mandy from The Grim Adventures of Billy and Mandy

[Guest]

"Build a man a fire, and he'll be warm for a day. Set a man on fire, and he'll be warm for the rest of his life." - Terry Pratchett 

[Ernest Lemmingway]

If an infinite number of monkeys given an infinite amount of time could recreate the works of Shakespeare, how many monkeys and how much time would it take for better legislation than we have to be created?

[dharvinia]

Reality is just a crutch for people who can't cope with drugs.
 

[ToJKa]

This popped into my mind for some reason:

 

I don't have any special talents, i'm just passionately curious. -Albert Einstein