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Why are skyrim modders so racist?
How come I've never seen a skyrim afro? 
 
I say afro's are the most versatile of any hair style evar on the face of the planet. Evar.

Cheggit...
 
Fro Style #1
First, The Classic. I say Fro, you think this.
They come in all shapes and sizes.
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In these 3 pics, there are 16 people livin the dream with 27 different styles of fro.
 
Why did 40k women have sex with the Commodores in the 70s?
LOOK AT THE FROZE. THEY'RE ALL PERFECT. It's just a bonerus that Earth, Wind & Fire's stage act had like 400 people on stage . . . a marching band, half the drummers from Carnaval, a dude who's only job was playin a shaker, somebodies mama cookin up greens and black eyed peas, i mean there was always more people on stage than lived in Pleasantville. And I'm sure everybody was fuckin everybody else.
 
Cept Mike. We all know about Mike's problems. Mike should have dwarfed the poonie collection of both these bands put together, but his father was a dick and he never really had a childhood . . . and the rest is history
 
 
Fro Style #2 
"don't give a fuck"
 
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Here's a Reggie Watts joke for those of you trying acclimate yourself to the fro-ness of this post . . .
 
Reggie "Yo. You get the updog?"
You "Huh? what?"
Reggie "Whatev, man. . . did you get the UPDOG?"
You "Dafuq? What's UPDOG?"
Reggie "Not much, dog. Wuddup witchu, dog?"
 
 
 
Then there's
 
Fro Style #3
WTF?
"what on the 9's green nirn am i lookin at?!"
 
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Dude. . .
 
There's so many different kinds of fro, that even Jimi & James couldn't make up their minds what kinda fro to have. . . 
 
Picked out sphereoid.
 
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straightened, but not straight,
 
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wild ass mop-fuck
 
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Say... that reminds me. . .
 
that last pic of jimi shoze that Froze aint just for black folk either. Those 2 white dudes? All the girls say their fro is fly (for a white guy).
 
 
What could be whiter than hockey and red hair? This guy is
killin it.
 
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Then there's the Classic Jewfro
Like these guys (including a couple of actors you prob never heard of) which also sport versions of the Wild Ass Mop-fuck, DGAF (1 & 2), and Classic  (1 & 2) shapes. That last dude has the most perfect shaped fro I've ever seen.
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THE MORAL OF THE STORY. . .
 
SKYRIM NEEDS MORE FROZE. 
 
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ANYONE THAT SAYS DIFFERENT IS JUST A RACIST.
GO LIVE WITH THE FORSWORN.

Posted

I'll add it to my 'to make' list. 

Y'know

For science

Posted

Hmm, there's an afro hair style somewhere ( I think it's on the morten's hair pack)...does it count?

Posted

thata a good question. lol those redguarda have cornrolls but how did he get them if he cant have a fro.. you should make some hdt physics afros

Posted

thata a good question. lol those redguarda have cornrolls but how did he get them if he cant have a fro.. you should make some hdt physics afros

 

Dude. that is the ass-baddest of ideas. You could then travel skyrim as a bard and become the biggest name.

Posted

 

We also need a BAD MOTHERFUCKER satchel.

Yep, and snortable Skooma which, in case of an OD, forces your followers to reanimate you by giving you an adrenaline shot through the breast plate.

Posted

LOL, nice way to get attention, got a smile from me anyway.

 

To truly avoid being racist we would also also need da Mullet, Vivian punk hair, ZZ Top beards and some Elvis side burns, lore friendly of course  :)

 

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Posted

LOL, nice way to get attention, got a smile from me anyway.

 

To truly avoid being racist we would also also need da Mullet, Vivian punk hair, ZZ Top beards and some Elvis side burns, lore friendly of course  :)

 

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I don't usually play a male character in Skyrim. But a Mullet, with HDT bones so that it flowed in the breeze behind me...I would totally make a male and live gloriously. 

Posted

That's a pretty broad accusation and not one that will likely get you much attention in the way of getting what you want. I think you could of just asked nicely and not accused all modders of being racist. Most would probably tell you to make your own, if you don't know how I guess this would be an excellent time to learn. 

 

Pretty sure he was being sarcastic.

Posted

 

That's a pretty broad accusation and not one that will likely get you much attention in the way of getting what you want. I think you could of just asked nicely and not accused all modders of being racist. Most would probably tell you to make your own, if you don't know how I guess this would be an excellent time to learn.

 

Pretty sure he was being sarcastic.

 

 

Bump it . . . 

 

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Posted

Morten hairs has a fro, so I guess you either just didn't do the research or really wanted to make a post about afros. http://skyrimghost.blog.fc2.com/blog-entry-254.html

 

Now on to bigger issues!

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aw man... eraserhead should have totally been in the WTF category.

 

Interesting tidbit . . . Play, the guy on the right in that pic, used the Kid n Play money (5 albums, 3 movies) to go to Harvard law. And now he specializes in advising "young people" with money on how to use their money... and never does interviews. He's totally put that part of his life behind him.

Posted

interesting thread, my poignant friend. Yes indeed we do need more exuberant styles of hairpieces in this fantastic game, like the always-popular Afro, or the more caucasian-like Mullet. I am also quite partial to Vivian's version of the much-vaunted "punk" hairpiece, and the jolly good beard faces of ZZ Top (awesome sunglasses, I tip my hat to these fellows).
 

Your reinvidication is not complete however, without the inclusion of gentleman's mustache and top hats for males, and the correspondant counterpart for the female populace of Skyrim, for one to look and feel like a true and very genglemanly Sir, or Madam, much on the akin to these coarse graphical representations:

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coarse, but to the point. I would've tip my Skyrim hat if I had such a thing in Skyrim!

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The ladies version, for the fashion-sensible ladies.


and this is my honest request to be added to yours, my good friend.

Guest Ragna_Rok
Posted

doesnt matter what hair, im an orc, i kill everyone and everything. an afro just means less brains on my floor if i decapitate that thieving stoned redguard bitch negromancer.

 

 

(hopefully you realize im being sarkastic ;) )

Posted

 

LOL, nice way to get attention, got a smile from me anyway.

 

To truly avoid being racist we would also also need da Mullet, Vivian punk hair, ZZ Top beards and some Elvis side burns, lore friendly of course  :)

 

attachicon.gifmullet.jpg

I don't usually play a male character in Skyrim. But a Mullet, with HDT bones so that it flowed in the breeze behind me...I would totally make a male and live gloriously. 

 

 

Mullets > line beards and fros!

Posted

I think we can all agree though that the afro in Morten's hair pack looks terrible (if you're reading this, Morten, no offense; I love all your other hairs and actively use one on my beloved character :P). So Monsto has a point in demanding more afros.

 

 

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