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While we're at it...Dreadlocks lacking love too... :( ...:

 

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My Dovah kinda look like Jason Momoa...but still need more Dreads... :D ...:

 

 

 

 

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But dreds are kinda' gross, they're dead and they smell funky! :D

 

Hair can't be 'dead' because at no point is it ever 'alive'. Your hair isn't made up of cells. Dreadlocks are no more 'alive' or 'dead' than any other hairstyle, nor are they necessarily dirty unless the person wearing them is unhygienic.

 

If any keratinous structure within your body begins to exhibit signs of life, you should probably contact a medical professional immediately.

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While we're at it...Dreadlocks lacking love too... :( ...:

 

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My Dovah kinda look like Jason Momoa...but still need more Dreads... :D ...:

 

 

 

 

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But dreds are kinda' gross, they're dead and they smell funky! :D

 

Hair can't be 'dead' because at no point is it ever 'alive'. Your hair isn't made up of cells. Dreadlocks are no more 'alive' or 'dead' than any other hairstyle, nor are they necessarily dirty unless the person wearing them is unhygienic.

 

If any keratinous structure within your body begins to exhibit signs of life, you should probably contact a medical professional immediately.

 

 

maybe he has dreadlocks hair with the main of medusa "mistaken"? because that is alive.

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While we're at it...Dreadlocks lacking love too... :( ...:

 

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My Dovah kinda look like Jason Momoa...but still need more Dreads... :D ...:

 

 

 

 

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But dreds are kinda' gross, they're dead and they smell funky! :D

 

Hair can't be 'dead' because at no point is it ever 'alive'. Your hair isn't made up of cells. Dreadlocks are no more 'alive' or 'dead' than any other hairstyle, nor are they necessarily dirty unless the person wearing them is unhygienic.

 

If any keratinous structure within your body begins to exhibit signs of life, you should probably contact a medical professional immediately.

 

I have been thinking about getting them myself... :( ... but don't want to smell funky or gross... :P ...I make these and reckon they would look epic on Dreadies... :D ....wouldn't mind seeing a few of these in Skyrim on some Dreads... :) ...:

 

 

 

 

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While we're at it...Dreadlocks lacking love too... :( ...:

 

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My Dovah kinda look like Jason Momoa...but still need more Dreads... :D ...:

 

 

 

 

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But dreds are kinda' gross, they're dead and they smell funky! :D

 

Hair can't be 'dead' because at no point is it ever 'alive'. Your hair isn't made up of cells. Dreadlocks are no more 'alive' or 'dead' than any other hairstyle, nor are they necessarily dirty unless the person wearing them is unhygienic.

 

If any keratinous structure within your body begins to exhibit signs of life, you should probably contact a medical professional immediately.

 

I have been thinking about getting them myself... :( ... but don't want to smell funky or gross... :P ...I make these and reckon they would look epic on Dreadies... :D ....wouldn't mind seeing a few of these in Skyrim on some Dreads... :) ...:

 

 

 

 

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something in this type already exists.

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While we're at it...Dreadlocks lacking love too... :( ...:

 

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My Dovah kinda look like Jason Momoa...but still need more Dreads... :D ...:

 

 

 

 

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But dreds are kinda' gross, they're dead and they smell funky! :D

 

Hair can't be 'dead' because at no point is it ever 'alive'. Your hair isn't made up of cells. Dreadlocks are no more 'alive' or 'dead' than any other hairstyle, nor are they necessarily dirty unless the person wearing them is unhygienic.

 

If any keratinous structure within your body begins to exhibit signs of life, you should probably contact a medical professional immediately.

 

I have been thinking about getting them myself... :( ... but don't want to smell funky or gross... :P ...I make these and reckon they would look epic on Dreadies... :D ....wouldn't mind seeing a few of these in Skyrim on some Dreads... :) ...:

 

 

 

 

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something in this type already exists.

Haarpakete_aus_TES_IV_Oblivion_05.jpg

 

 

My apologies, was referring to the colored Hair Wraps... :blush: ...I have seen the 'Ren Hairs', but doesn't he only make for female characters? If I could I would Mod hair myself, but sadly I surprise myself every time I successfully find the 'on' button on the Computer let alone Mod... :(

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though blondes tend to have more and redheads tend to have less

 

Not sure if this is true; dark-haired people (black and brown) usually have higher hair density than blond/e people (depending on a few other factors of population/individual genetics).

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Just try making it through the swinging blade traps in Skyrim and see what happens
to your precious afros :P 
 
 No list of Jewfro's is complete without this man: Blue Oyster Cult totally belongs in Skyrim, BTW

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I think we can all agree though that the afro in Morten's hair pack looks terrible (if you're reading this, Morten, no offense; I love all your other hairs and actively use one on my beloved character :P). So Monsto has a point in demanding more afros.

 

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I have been thinking about getting them myself... :( ... but don't want to smell funky or gross... :P ...I make these and reckon they would look epic on Dreadies... :D ....wouldn't mind seeing a few of these in Skyrim on some Dreads... :) ...:

 

I've had dreads for 13 yrs. the first year or so sucked pretty hard because I didn't know what the fuck I was doing and everyone I talked to wanted $100 to 'fix' it. And I'm cheap.

 

You'll need 3 things:

 

 

1) someone to twist them the first time

2) someone to roll them regularly (like making snakes out of clay).

3) patience.

 

get it twisted once, wash and roll it regularly, and then you need to leave it the hell alone. Seriously . . . don't keep fucking with it. It takes months, just live with it. 

 

My syster rolled it up the first time. a month later, I didn't think it was "right" so I pulled em apart. I then paid someone to "fix it" and she was like "you shudda just leff it alone". And she was right. It would have been fine. So get someone to make twists and the rest is easy. I used wax for a couple months and I washed while wearing one of those really thin nylon caps. . . so that my scrubbing wouldn't break em up.

 

I wash with Dawn. Yes the dish soap. It DESTROYS the scalp oils and doesn't try to do you any favors by conditioning or making it fuller or whatever other shit it is that normal shampoos do. That shit is designed to keep it from tangling, which is exactly the opposite of what you want. You could also use Dr. Bronners Magic Soap. Amazon sells it. Your local hippie mart will have it. It's an all purpose soap so it's also 'clean' in that regard. 

 

The first few months might benefit from some kinda wax to hold it together because it will WANT to come apart, but that depends on your hair. My hair's kinda thin anyway and they lay down and it took a while to get long enough locks that it didn't want to come apart at the root. if you have thicker hair, they will lock up pretty quickly and give you the porcupine look early on. either way, 6-9 months and they'll be done and you won't need any more wax ever again. 

 

After that point, all you have to do is wash and roll it. I did that weekly for probably 3 years. I'd wash it in the shower, the wife would roll it at the root. These days, since it's ankle length, it takes me FOREVER to wash it, like :45 to an hour and that's just at the root. So instead I creep in to the local Snip n Hack and have them wash it. Costs $7, they do it better than I ever have and it takes :20. I come home with it wet and the wife takes another :20 to roll it at the scalp. She then gives me twin french braids that shorten it to about waist length. I try to do that monthly.

 

Yes, that's right . . . only monthly. since my hair is kinda thin, the scalp is pretty open at the roots of the dreads. Yeah it gets kinda oily, but you can't really tell from a distance. The shaft itself is like an old shirt I can't remember the last time i washed anythign that's below my shoulders, it just doesn't need it. Just let it dry and keep it dry and it won't stink. That's the key right there. The smelly ones are smelly because they wrap it up in a tam (a knit dread hat) soon as they get out of the water and they leave it there . . . so not only does it mildew, but the biologicals from your body help stink it up too. only time mine smell is when we go to Texas coast. swimming (ocean or pool) and the super high humidity of the coast and they just never dry out. couple days of that and they start to stink . . . but it's not that "holy shit... what the fuck is that smell!" stink. . . it literally smells like a flannel shirt that's been on the floor in the back of the closet for many years. nope, no shit. So, as long as you let it dry, it won't stink.

 

And one day, you'll walk up to the mirror and go "damn, son" or you'll be out in public and all the sudden someone will walk up to you and go "How long?" and you'll know they're done. It's kinda like bikers with the 2 finger wave on the freeway. I always stop ppl and talk about it. There's this little bitty woman about 40 (i'm 48) that I've seen at a local music festival the last 4-5 years and her shit is SUPER long. She's over 20 yrs and wears em looped back up and attached, end to root, and it's still thigh long (on her). She always does some crazy buns n loops n shit. Every year, i'm there with the wife and this woman and her friends stroll up and we drink n laff n shit. I still don't know her name (=

 

If you have any questions about it at any time, email me: [myfirstname] at [myfirstname] dot com i'll be more than happy to help.

 

 

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While we're at it...Dreadlocks lacking love too... :( ...:

 

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My Dovah kinda look like Jason Momoa...but still need more Dreads... :D ...:

 

 

 

 

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But dreds are kinda' gross, they're dead and they smell funky! :D

 

Hair can't be 'dead' because at no point is it ever 'alive'. Your hair isn't made up of cells. Dreadlocks are no more 'alive' or 'dead' than any other hairstyle, nor are they necessarily dirty unless the person wearing them is unhygienic.

 

If any keratinous structure within your body begins to exhibit signs of life, you should probably contact a medical professional immediately.

 

 

The base of a human hair is very much alive, although I'll grant you that the entire thing isn't.

 

Dreds can't be properly washed. Therefore kinda' nasty. ;)

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While we're at it...Dreadlocks lacking love too... :( ...:

 

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My Dovah kinda look like Jason Momoa...but still need more Dreads... :D ...:

 

 

 

 

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But dreds are kinda' gross, they're dead and they smell funky! :D

 

Hair can't be 'dead' because at no point is it ever 'alive'. Your hair isn't made up of cells. Dreadlocks are no more 'alive' or 'dead' than any other hairstyle, nor are they necessarily dirty unless the person wearing them is unhygienic.

 

If any keratinous structure within your body begins to exhibit signs of life, you should probably contact a medical professional immediately.

 

 

The base of a human hair is very much alive, although I'll grant you that the entire thing isn't.

 

Dreds can't be properly washed. Therefore kinda' nasty. ;)

 

 

Says the guy without dreads. d=

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I have been thinking about getting them myself... :( ... but don't want to smell funky or gross... :P ...I make these and reckon they would look epic on Dreadies... :D ....wouldn't mind seeing a few of these in Skyrim on some Dreads... :) ...:

 

I've had dreads for 13 yrs. the first year or so sucked pretty hard because I didn't know what the fuck I was doing and everyone I talked to wanted $100 to 'fix' it. And I'm cheap.

 

You'll need 3 things:

 

 

1) someone to twist them the first time

2) someone to roll them regularly (like making snakes out of clay).

3) patience.

 

get it twisted once, wash and roll it regularly, and then you need to leave it the hell alone. Seriously . . . don't keep fucking with it. It takes months, just live with it. 

 

My syster rolled it up the first time. a month later, I didn't think it was "right" so I pulled em apart. I then paid someone to "fix it" and she was like "you shudda just leff it alone". And she was right. It would have been fine. So get someone to make twists and the rest is easy. I used wax for a couple months and I washed while wearing one of those really thin nylon caps. . . so that my scrubbing wouldn't break em up.

 

I wash with Dawn. Yes the dish soap. It DESTROYS the scalp oils and doesn't try to do you any favors by conditioning or making it fuller or whatever other shit it is that normal shampoos do. That shit is designed to keep it from tangling, which is exactly the opposite of what you want. You could also use Dr. Bronners Magic Soap. Amazon sells it. Your local hippie mart will have it. It's an all purpose soap so it's also 'clean' in that regard. 

 

The first few months might benefit from some kinda wax to hold it together because it will WANT to come apart, but that depends on your hair. My hair's kinda thin anyway and they lay down and it took a while to get long enough locks that it didn't want to come apart at the root. if you have thicker hair, they will lock up pretty quickly and give you the porcupine look early on. either way, 6-9 months and they'll be done and you won't need any more wax ever again. 

 

After that point, all you have to do is wash and roll it. I did that weekly for probably 3 years. I'd wash it in the shower, the wife would roll it at the root. These days, since it's ankle length, it takes me FOREVER to wash it, like :45 to an hour and that's just at the root. So instead I creep in to the local Snip n Hack and have them wash it. Costs $7, they do it better than I ever have and it takes :20. I come home with it wet and the wife takes another :20 to roll it at the scalp. She then gives me twin french braids that shorten it to about waist length. I try to do that monthly.

 

Yes, that's right . . . only monthly. since my hair is kinda thin, the scalp is pretty open at the roots of the dreads. Yeah it gets kinda oily, but you can't really tell from a distance. The shaft itself is like an old shirt I can't remember the last time i washed anythign that's below my shoulders, it just doesn't need it. Just let it dry and keep it dry and it won't stink. That's the key right there. The smelly ones are smelly because they wrap it up in a tam (a knit dread hat) soon as they get out of the water and they leave it there . . . so not only does it mildew, but the biologicals from your body help stink it up too. only time mine smell is when we go to Texas coast. swimming (ocean or pool) and the super high humidity of the coast and they just never dry out. couple days of that and they start to stink . . . but it's not that "holy shit... what the fuck is that smell!" stink. . . it literally smells like a flannel shirt that's been on the floor in the back of the closet for many years. nope, no shit. So, as long as you let it dry, it won't stink.

 

And one day, you'll walk up to the mirror and go "damn, son" or you'll be out in public and all the sudden someone will walk up to you and go "How long?" and you'll know they're done. It's kinda like bikers with the 2 finger wave on the freeway. I always stop ppl and talk about it. There's this little bitty woman about 40 (i'm 48) that I've seen at a local music festival the last 4-5 years and her shit is SUPER long. She's over 20 yrs and wears em looped back up and attached, end to root, and it's still thigh long (on her). She always does some crazy buns n loops n shit. Every year, i'm there with the wife and this woman and her friends stroll up and we drink n laff n shit. I still don't know her name (=

 

If you have any questions about it at any time, email me: [myfirstname] at [myfirstname] dot com i'll be more than happy to help.

 

 

 

 

Thank you Monsto.... ^_^ ....my hair is only just short of mid way down my back now and is thicker hair...good length to start perhaps. Thank you for email offer... ^_^ ....will start the process of looking further into it all now, your tips very helpful.

 

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I think we can all agree though that the afro in Morten's hair pack looks terrible (if you're reading this, Morten, no offense; I love all your other hairs and actively use one on my beloved character :P). So Monsto has a point in demanding more afros.

 

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Man that dude should have been shot down in that movie with that squicky voice..

Bruce willis should have fired that guy.. :P

 

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I have been thinking about getting them myself... :( ... but don't want to smell funky or gross... :P ...I make these and reckon they would look epic on Dreadies... :D ....wouldn't mind seeing a few of these in Skyrim on some Dreads... :) ...:

 

I've had dreads for 13 yrs. the first year or so sucked pretty hard because I didn't know what the fuck I was doing and everyone I talked to wanted $100 to 'fix' it. And I'm cheap.

 

You'll need 3 things:

 

 

1) someone to twist them the first time

2) someone to roll them regularly (like making snakes out of clay).

3) patience.

 

get it twisted once, wash and roll it regularly, and then you need to leave it the hell alone. Seriously . . . don't keep fucking with it. It takes months, just live with it. 

 

My syster rolled it up the first time. a month later, I didn't think it was "right" so I pulled em apart. I then paid someone to "fix it" and she was like "you shudda just leff it alone". And she was right. It would have been fine. So get someone to make twists and the rest is easy. I used wax for a couple months and I washed while wearing one of those really thin nylon caps. . . so that my scrubbing wouldn't break em up.

 

I wash with Dawn. Yes the dish soap. It DESTROYS the scalp oils and doesn't try to do you any favors by conditioning or making it fuller or whatever other shit it is that normal shampoos do. That shit is designed to keep it from tangling, which is exactly the opposite of what you want. You could also use Dr. Bronners Magic Soap. Amazon sells it. Your local hippie mart will have it. It's an all purpose soap so it's also 'clean' in that regard. 

 

The first few months might benefit from some kinda wax to hold it together because it will WANT to come apart, but that depends on your hair. My hair's kinda thin anyway and they lay down and it took a while to get long enough locks that it didn't want to come apart at the root. if you have thicker hair, they will lock up pretty quickly and give you the porcupine look early on. either way, 6-9 months and they'll be done and you won't need any more wax ever again. 

 

After that point, all you have to do is wash and roll it. I did that weekly for probably 3 years. I'd wash it in the shower, the wife would roll it at the root. These days, since it's ankle length, it takes me FOREVER to wash it, like :45 to an hour and that's just at the root. So instead I creep in to the local Snip n Hack and have them wash it. Costs $7, they do it better than I ever have and it takes :20. I come home with it wet and the wife takes another :20 to roll it at the scalp. She then gives me twin french braids that shorten it to about waist length. I try to do that monthly.

 

Yes, that's right . . . only monthly. since my hair is kinda thin, the scalp is pretty open at the roots of the dreads. Yeah it gets kinda oily, but you can't really tell from a distance. The shaft itself is like an old shirt I can't remember the last time i washed anythign that's below my shoulders, it just doesn't need it. Just let it dry and keep it dry and it won't stink. That's the key right there. The smelly ones are smelly because they wrap it up in a tam (a knit dread hat) soon as they get out of the water and they leave it there . . . so not only does it mildew, but the biologicals from your body help stink it up too. only time mine smell is when we go to Texas coast. swimming (ocean or pool) and the super high humidity of the coast and they just never dry out. couple days of that and they start to stink . . . but it's not that "holy shit... what the fuck is that smell!" stink. . . it literally smells like a flannel shirt that's been on the floor in the back of the closet for many years. nope, no shit. So, as long as you let it dry, it won't stink.

 

And one day, you'll walk up to the mirror and go "damn, son" or you'll be out in public and all the sudden someone will walk up to you and go "How long?" and you'll know they're done. It's kinda like bikers with the 2 finger wave on the freeway. I always stop ppl and talk about it. There's this little bitty woman about 40 (i'm 48) that I've seen at a local music festival the last 4-5 years and her shit is SUPER long. She's over 20 yrs and wears em looped back up and attached, end to root, and it's still thigh long (on her). She always does some crazy buns n loops n shit. Every year, i'm there with the wife and this woman and her friends stroll up and we drink n laff n shit. I still don't know her name (=

 

If you have any questions about it at any time, email me: [myfirstname] at [myfirstname] dot com i'll be more than happy to help.

 

 

 

 

Thank you Monsto.... ^_^ ....my hair is only just short of mid way down my back now and is thicker hair...good length to start perhaps. Thank you for email offer... ^_^ ....will start the process of looking further into it all now, your tips very helpful.

 

 

 

If you're a white guy, my tips may work, but I honestly couldn't tell you. 

 

I've met all kinds of ppl with dreads... old school west indie and jamaican rasta, samoan, even american indian, but white guys, I dunno man . . . they just never look good.

 

I'll still answer your questions and all, and the general stuff may help (like keeping em dry)... I just can't tell you whether or not some the specifics will matter.

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What does a modern black American trendy hairstyle have to with racism? What about white American trendy hairstyle? Neither belongs medieval Skyrim. Maybe Bethesda is racist for not including Asians or the Redguard speak with a white lisping, Madison Ave, coperate trendy voice.

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