ZaZ Posted March 7, 2014 Posted March 7, 2014 DD + ZaZ a Necessary Evil ........ I was afraid to add More Animated Objects than Usual , but seems to work reasonably well . Movie.7z Cheers
Zadil Posted March 7, 2014 Author Posted March 7, 2014 DD + ZaZ a Necessary Evil ........ I was afraid to add More Animated Objects than Usual , but seems to work reasonably well . TESV 2014-03-07 01-46-12-65.jpg Movie.7z Cheers Nice one. Looks like there are some good times ahead for users around here with all the new Zaz content and the Devious update.
MallaVelve Posted March 7, 2014 Posted March 7, 2014 [METAL ROARING AND CLINKING INTENSIFIES] Man: Cursed metal track beast! A dying horse can go faster! Town guard: What in the gods is that thing?! Green-Haired Girl: WEEEEEEE!! [Riding metal track beast] Man: GET OFF OF THERE, ITS NOT A SPOT FOR YOU!! Sir, the men are reporting a giant iron... thing approaching the walls! And it seems to be alive! A living metal creature? Hm, it must be some kind of ancient dwemer machinery. Beast or machinery, it appears to be commanded by a green-haired witch and moves like it's possessed by Alduin himself. The men are getting worried! Clearly this is no ordinary uprising. Those rebels must have allied with another power. Bring me the court wizard! [The plot thickens...] ...and no, I've no idea where this is going. Meanwhile in the royal apartments.... Ahhh my queen ... it would appear that his lordship is busy with the uprising. (Muffled protests) As such I thought it a good idea to remind you of a few things ... (Whimpering)
Zadil Posted March 7, 2014 Author Posted March 7, 2014 Meanwhile in the royal apartments.... Ahhh my queen ... it would appear that his lordship is busy with the uprising. (Muffled protests) As such I thought it a good idea to remind you of a few things ... (Whimpering) You w... you w-wished to sspeak to my me, s-sire? *hicks* You can't be serious... who got the court wizard drunk again? Have the responsible maid chained and chastised! And bring me my wife! Her whereabouts are unknown, sir. The staff hasn't seen her since yesterday. Why am I surrounded by incompetents...
BlitAceRush Posted March 7, 2014 Posted March 7, 2014 Meanwhile in the royal apartments.... Ahhh my queen ... it would appear that his lordship is busy with the uprising. (Muffled protests) As such I thought it a good idea to remind you of a few things ... (Whimpering) You w... you w-wished to sspeak to my me, s-sire? *hicks* You can't be serious... who got the court wizard drunk again? Have the responsible maid chained and chastised! And bring me my wife! Her whereabouts are unknown, sir. The staff hasn't seen her since yesterday. Why am I surrounded by incompetents... Meanwhile on the roof of the castle... Hmmm... An uprising... strange metal... thing and the queen is no where to be seen. I honestly couldn't have planned a better distraction... But what dose it matter? Can't steal what isn't here. Patients my dear... all good things come to those who wait, besides aren't you enjoying the show? I'd enjoy getting pair more... Heh, you really must lighten up my dear, this will be quite the story to tell, one simply dose not see a sight quite like this every day, honestly the only thing missing is- RAAAAAARRRRRAAAARRRRWWW!!!! *A dragon flies over head swooping down towards the large metal contraption* .... no no... guess that's pretty much everything...
KomradePavlov Posted March 7, 2014 Posted March 7, 2014 Meanwhile in the royal apartments.... Ahhh my queen ... it would appear that his lordship is busy with the uprising. (Muffled protests) As such I thought it a good idea to remind you of a few things ... (Whimpering) You w... you w-wished to sspeak to my me, s-sire? *hicks* You can't be serious... who got the court wizard drunk again? Have the responsible maid chained and chastised! And bring me my wife! Her whereabouts are unknown, sir. The staff hasn't seen her since yesterday. Why am I surrounded by incompetents... Meanwhile on the roof of the castle... Hmmm... An uprising... strange metal... thing and the queen is no where to be seen. I honestly couldn't have planned a better distraction... But what dose it matter? Can't steal what isn't here. Patients my dear... all good things come to those who wait, besides aren't you enjoying the show? I'd enjoy getting pair more... Heh, you really must lighten up my dear, this will be quite the story to tell, one simply dose not see a sight quite like this every day, honestly the only thing missing is- RAAAAAARRRRRAAAARRRRWWW!!!! *A dragon flies over head swooping down towards the large metal contraption* .... no no... guess that's pretty much everything... (Cussed phone not having the text editor) Green Haired girl: Gaint flying lizard! KILL IT WITH GRAPE SHOT! DX Man: What is grape-shot?! Green Haired Girl: FIRE!! [Tremendous Boom] Man: What in oblivion was that?! GHG: WHAT?! I CANT HEAD YOU! Town Guard: MY EARS THEY BLEED!!
Zadil Posted March 7, 2014 Author Posted March 7, 2014 (Cussed phone not having the text editor) Green Haired girl: Gaint flying lizard! KILL IT WITH GRAPE SHOT! DX Man: What is grape-shot?! Green Haired Girl: FIRE!! [Tremendous Boom] Man: What in oblivion was that?! GHG: WHAT?! I CANT HEAD YOU! Town Guard: MY EARS THEY BLEED!! What on earth is going on out there!? Sir! A dragon is attacking the rebels forces and an unknown figure was spotted on the roof! Possibly a Member of the Dark Brotherhood! Have the archers deal with the intruder! As for the dragons, their presence indicates that the Dragonborn can't be far behind. Could he be behind all this...? She, sir. According to the Greybeards the last Dragonborn was born a woman. Good. Then have her summoned and prepare on of those metal belt contraptions from the armory in case she needs convincing...
BlitAceRush Posted March 7, 2014 Posted March 7, 2014 (Cussed phone not having the text editor) Green Haired girl: Gaint flying lizard! KILL IT WITH GRAPE SHOT! DX Man: What is grape-shot?! Green Haired Girl: FIRE!! [Tremendous Boom] Man: What in oblivion was that?! GHG: WHAT?! I CANT HEAD YOU! Town Guard: MY EARS THEY BLEED!! What on earth is going on out there!? Sir! A dragon is attacking the rebels forces and an unknown figure was spotted on the roof! Possibly a Member of the Dark Brotherhood! Have the archers deal with the intruder! As for the dragons, their presence indicates that the Dragonborn can't be far behind. Could he be behind all this...? She, sir. According to the Greybeards the last Dragonborn was born a woman. Good. Then have her summoned and prepare on of those metal belt contraptions from the armory in case she needs convincing... That attack.... seemed excessive... And a dragon... I guess you should go slay it, eh Dragonborn? Shut your mouth, it's bad enough I'm working with someone like you... don't mock me further... Doesn't any of this bother you in the slightest? It's like oblivion itself is opening up around us and you're enjoying yourself? Hehe, relax my dear, you know I meant nothing by it, besides, even you recognize the need for someone like me. Why wouldn't I? One must alway enjoy the moment, after all whereas the fun in always looking forward if you miss the now? Anyway, till the shipment shows up, what else is there to do? Run.... Run? From what? Those archers on the wall that are now pointing their bows right at us. Hmmm? Ah, perhaps relocating would be best, follow me...
KomradePavlov Posted March 7, 2014 Posted March 7, 2014 Man: WHY AM I DOING THIS?!GHG: Cause you groped me!Man: I tell you, that was an accident!GHG: Not when I'm in an ARM BINDER!Man: Why were you even in one?GHG: SHUT UP PERVERT!!Man: but-GHG: FIRE!![TREMENDOUS BOOM]Man: AAAAAHHHHHAAAAHHH! MY EARS!!
MallaVelve Posted March 7, 2014 Posted March 7, 2014 In the darkened castle corridor of the servants quarters the wall slid silently open revealing lamp light... Now .. remember, that shipment is not to reach the public. It is imperative that you secure it move it here before distribution. After looking into his eyes for a brief moment. The Queen nods her head and slips into the corridor as the wall slides shut. She looks back at the blank stone wall and unconsciously lowers a hand between her legs...she smiles and hurries off towards the baths.
KomradePavlov Posted March 7, 2014 Posted March 7, 2014 [This is like the movie Snatch, multiple things going on, focused on one micguffin... glorious! Any closer to the update? :3 comrade? Maybe this weekend?]
Zadil Posted March 7, 2014 Author Posted March 7, 2014 In the darkened castle corridor of the servants quarters the wall slid silently open revealing lamp light... Now .. remember, that shipment is not to reach the public. It is imperative that you secure it move it here before distribution. After looking into his eyes for a brief moment. The Queen nods her head and slips into the corridor as the wall slides shut. She looks back at the blank stone wall and unconsciously lowers a hand between her legs...she smiles and hurries off towards the baths. [With a worried look and a note in hand the commander of the guard approaches the regent and his steward] Sir, while apprehending the maid responsible for intoxicating the court wizard we found a number of strange bindings and devices in her quarters, along with the following note. Hm, let me see... that treacherous brat! Someone paid her to weaken our defenses from within. What shall we do with her, my lord? Take her to the dungeons and let the prison guards deal with her. I'm sure they'll be able to convince her to share any other secrets she might have... in the meantime keep an eye on the rest of the staff and tell the men report any suspicious activity. We have a traitor amongst our midst! [This is like the movie Snatch, multiple things going on, focused on one micguffin... glorious! Any closer to the update? :3 comrade? Maybe this weekend?] Hard to say. 2.7 has been in beta for a while now but external factors have delayed the release process lately. As such there are still some pieces that need to fall into place before it can be made public.
Guest smellbo Posted March 7, 2014 Posted March 7, 2014 Damn Zadil, distracting the people from waiting for the update with some crazy-ass story. Truly devious.
KomradePavlov Posted March 7, 2014 Posted March 7, 2014 Hard to say. 2.7 has been in beta for a while now but external factors have delayed the release process lately. As such there are still some pieces that need to fall into place before it can be made public. Well, I sincerely hope tings go according to plan in the next few days! We can only contain so much excitement, ya know? Well, I cant atleast... Here, how about some more screen shots of the Green Haired Girl:
KomradePavlov Posted March 7, 2014 Posted March 7, 2014 [With a worried look and a note in hand the commander of the guard approaches the regent and his steward] Sir, while apprehending the maid responsible for intoxicating the court wizard we found a number of strange bindings and devices in her quarters, along with the following note. Hm, let me see... that treacherous brat! Someone paid her to weaken our defenses from within. What shall we do with her, my lord? Take her to the dungeons and let the prison guards deal with her. I'm sure they'll be able to convince her to share any other secrets she might have... in the meantime keep an eye on the rest of the staff and tell the men report any suspicious activity. We have a traitor amongst our midst! Gah! Promise me you'll never do that again! Not until we're done here! What are we even after? Things I want, now keep er' moven' forward... [The great metal track beast continues forward towards the hill to the outer wall] ... Why are we slowing down? Why are you asking me? I don't know how this thing even exists let alone how it moves!! Well... head for the wooden gate. That's our way in~! I doubt they're gunna just let us in! Plus, We'd need the strength of a dragon to go through it! Stop yer worrying, you'll see... [Dragon swoops down again to strike at the metal track beast] I THOUGHT I KILLED YOU, STUPID FLYING LIZARD!! LOAD ANOTHER SHELL!! Who are you talking to- FIRE!! OH GODS- [TREMENDOUS EARTH SHATTERING BOOM]
Zadil Posted March 7, 2014 Author Posted March 7, 2014 Damn Zadil, distracting the people from waiting for the update with some crazy-ass story. Truly devious. Hard to say. 2.7 has been in beta for a while now but external factors have delayed the release process lately. As such there are still some pieces that need to fall into place before it can be made public. Well, I sincerely hope tings go according to plan in the next few days! We can only contain so much excitement, ya know? Well, I cant atleast... Here, how about some more screen shots of the Green Haired Girl: Nice. I guess it's my turn now to share some imagery: 2.7 Sneak Peek #4: 2.7 comes with single versions of all plug types (both anal & vaginal).
KomradePavlov Posted March 7, 2014 Posted March 7, 2014 Hard to say. 2.7 has been in beta for a while now but external factors have delayed the release process lately. As such there are still some pieces that need to fall into place before it can be made public. Well, I sincerely hope tings go according to plan in the next few days! We can only contain so much excitement, ya know? Well, I cant atleast... Here, how about some more screen shots of the Green Haired Girl: Nice. I guess it's my turn now to share some imagery: 2.7 Sneak Peek #4: 2.7 comes with single versions of all plug types (both anal & vaginal). Re-texture of the sole gem one too? Honestly, ice-blue does look quite a bit better than the red...
Zadil Posted March 7, 2014 Author Posted March 7, 2014 Gah! Promise me you'll never do that again! Not until we're done here! What are we even after? Things I want, now keep er' moven' forward... [The great metal track beast continues forward towards the hill to the outer wall] ... Why are we slowing down? Why are you asking me? I don't know how this thing even exists let alone how it moves!! Well... head for the wooden gate. That's our way in~! I doubt they're gunna just let us in! Plus, We'd need the strength of a dragon to go through it! Stop yer worrying, you'll see... [Dragon swoops down again to strike at the metal track beast] I THOUGHT I KILLED YOU, STUPID FLYING LIZARD!! LOAD ANOTHER SHELL!! Who are you talking to- FIRE!! OH GODS- I don't care how drunk you are, old man, do something about the approaching enemy forces or I shall have the guards reserve you a cell next to our new guest in the dungeons! Oh a-alright, alright. L-lemmeesse... ...what just happened? What kind of spell was that? Who knows, looks like the old fool has lost consciousness. I guess we'll just have to wait and see... Re-texture of the sole gem one too? Honestly, ice-blue does look quite a bit better than the red... Not exactly. It's one of several soulgem plug texture variations that have been included with the Assets pack for a while now. There just aren't many mods that have integrated them into the game world yet.
KomradePavlov Posted March 7, 2014 Posted March 7, 2014 Re-texture of the sole gem one too? Honestly, ice-blue does look quite a bit better than the red... Not exactly. It's one of several soulgem plug texture variations that have been included with the Assets pack for a while now. There just aren't many mods that have integrated them into the game world yet. Are you going to keeping the others red or are you switching them to blue as well?
Guest smellbo Posted March 7, 2014 Posted March 7, 2014 Forgive me if I'm being dumb here, but does "2.7 comes with single versions of all plug types (both anal & vaginal)" mean that you can have two different types of plugs in at once?
BlitAceRush Posted March 7, 2014 Posted March 7, 2014 Gah! Promise me you'll never do that again! Not until we're done here! What are we even after? Things I want, now keep er' moven' forward... [The great metal track beast continues forward towards the hill to the outer wall] ... Why are we slowing down? Why are you asking me? I don't know how this thing even exists let alone how it moves!! Well... head for the wooden gate. That's our way in~! I doubt they're gunna just let us in! Plus, We'd need the strength of a dragon to go through it! Stop yer worrying, you'll see... [Dragon swoops down again to strike at the metal track beast] I THOUGHT I KILLED YOU, STUPID FLYING LIZARD!! LOAD ANOTHER SHELL!! Who are you talking to- FIRE!! OH GODS- I don't care how drunk you are, old man, do something about the approaching enemy forces or I shall have the guards reserve you a cell next to our new guest in the dungeons! Oh a-alright, alright. L-lemmeesse... ...what just happened? What kind of spell was that? Who knows, looks like the old fool has lost consciousness. I guess we'll just have to wait and see... Hmmm, seems that dragon and metal beast are still going at it, hows that door coming my dear? Damn dragon... I should be out there stopping it! More importantly, why am I picking the lock? Why don't you do it thief? Because I'm not just a thief, I prefer the being call multi-talented. Who excels at standing around... WHOA! What in the world was that?! Seems our metal friend fired another shot at the dragon, most impresive, if we've time, perhaps I'll take a closer look at that thing, or perhaps steal away the cutie operating it... How can you even see what's going on from here? Like I said my dear, multi-talented. Ughh.... Ah, well we're in... Excellent, well then, after you...
MallaVelve Posted March 7, 2014 Posted March 7, 2014 Morvain. I thought I told you to keep a low profile. Sir, I do not see where I have failed you in that regar...(SLAP) That is my point ... I gave you a simple task and while you have carried it out...Guards. Guards roaming the servants quarters. The Queen goes missing for a day? A WHOLE DAY!!! (Deep breath) S..Sir. If I may, I may have taken longer than neccess...(SLAP) Enough of your excuses. Need I remind you for whom we work? (Swallow) I thought not. Find a way to clear out the guard or I will have to give them a culprit. (Pointed look)
Zadil Posted March 7, 2014 Author Posted March 7, 2014 Re-texture of the sole gem one too? Honestly, ice-blue does look quite a bit better than the red... Not exactly. It's one of several soulgem plug texture variations that have been included with the Assets pack for a while now. There just aren't many mods that have integrated them into the game world yet. Are you going to keeping the others red or are you switching them to blue as well? Nothing has switched, these soulgem plug textures are all already part of 2.6 and will remain the same. It's up to the mod authors to decide which one their mods to use. Forgive me if I'm being dumb here, but does "2.7 comes with single versions of all plug types (both anal & vaginal)" mean that you can have two different types of plugs in at once? Correct. You will be able to mix and match plugs at will. Morvain. I thought I told you to keep a low profile. Sir, I do not see where I have failed you in that regar...(SLAP) That is my point ... I gave you a simple task and while you have carried it out...Guards. Guards roaming the servants quarters. The Queen goes missing for a day? A WHOLE DAY!!! (Deep breath) S..Sir. If I may, I may have taken longer than neccess...(SLAP) Enough of your excuses. Need I remind you for whom we work? (Swallow) I thought not. Find a way to clear out the guard or I will have to give them a culprit. (Pointed look) [somewhere in the castle two guards patrol an empty corridor] ...I mean, dragons. Can you believe it? And now the queen's missing, too. Nah, Herlof told me they found her in the baths. Unharmed and in unusually good spirits. Good spirits? The queen? Please, the only pleasure she gets is from ordering us around like cattle. I wish somebody would put that tundra cow in her place... Shh! Keep it down you fool or you're going to get us both killed! And stop leaving the doors open, will you? I swear, one day you'll let a thief into the castle. What are you talking about? I didn't even touch that door...
BlitAceRush Posted March 7, 2014 Posted March 7, 2014 ...I mean, dragons. Can you believe it? And now the queen's missing, too. Nah, Herlof told me they found her in the baths. Unharmed and in unusually good spirits. Good spirits? The queen? Please, the only pleasure she gets is from ordering us around like cattle. I wish somebody would put that tundra cow in her place... Shh! Keep it down you fool or you're going to get us both killed! And stop leaving the doors open, will you? I swear, one day you'll let a thief into the castle. What are you talking about? I didn't even touch that door... Two more 'guards' passed them in the hall and round the corner. Well done on the lock, shame you forgot to close it behind you... Shut up, you came in after me, you should have closed it... Excuses my dear, besides I came up with the brilliant idea to pose as guards did I not? I can't be expected to do everything now can I? Uehh... anyway, I'm surprised this even worked, but why are we here? The shipments not even arrived. Need to improvise my dear Dragonborn, there are far greater prizes than that shipment; and all this commotion may just allow me to obtain them...
KomradePavlov Posted March 7, 2014 Posted March 7, 2014 Two more 'guards' passed them in the hall and round the corner. Well done on the lock, shame you forgot to close it behind you... Shut up, you came in after me, you should have closed it... Excuses my dear, besides I came up with the brilliant idea to pose as guards did I not? I can't be expected to do everything now can I? Uehh... anyway, I'm surprised this even worked, but why are we here? The shipments not even arrived. Need to improvise my dear Dragonborn, there are far greater prizes than that shipment; and all this commotion may just allow me to obtain them... [Dragon swoops down hard again, scratching the Great Iron Track Beast's Hull] MY PAINT JOB!!! YOU'LL PAY FOR FOR THAT, YA FLIN' HELL LIZARD!!! LOAD ANOTHER SHELL!! Again, who are you talking to?! There is no one here but me an- FIRE!!! [HUGE BOOM] {That one missed!} Nikriin Al Mey!! WHAT DID YOU JUST SAY, LIZARD?! I'LL SKIN YA WITH MY BARE HANDS!!! hofibavi achuak nures!! wux geou nurti beat vi vis darastrix! LOAD ANOTHER ONE!!! --- FIRE [uTTERLY MASSIVE WINDOW SHATTERING RAGE BOOM] {Critical hit!} [The dragon goes flying backwards, hits the wall of the castle, and shatters the window with its head.... it lays limp] Damn straight!! Oh wow you actual did it! Damn straight! Now on to that door- [Main gate is now covered with metal and chained shut] OH MY- FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFF---!! *Turns red
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