Corrupt A Wish

[wayra]

Granted, but it's lukewarm

 

I wish someone would teach me how to mod stuff. =p

[Emily]

Granted, But you must have editing speciality on 2d, 3d or Audio then master the camera navigation first. after that It will took 2 years to become a proper modder even that is not enough by public demand and our own aspirations. Too much Steel Not enough fires.

 

 

Emily wish her flu is miraculously cured.

[nonusnomeni]

granted hocus-pocus done

 

i wish hot milk with honey now

[Emily]

Granted, you're now Jew.

 

Emily wish her costumers pays their debt so emily can pay her debt to her supplier.   God.., retail are so sucks on every December.

 

 

[nonusnomeni]

granted emily the debt collector will become arm goon

 

i wish shorter grace periods...

[Rasta the Lion]

Granted, you'll never have happy days with good events happening from now on.

 

I wish I had blue eyes.

[Emily]

Granted, Emily bodyguard umberto will make your eyes blue.

 

Emily wish for warmer winter.

[Rasta the Lion]

Granted, spend most of your day near fireplace.

 

I too, wish to know why are they stealing his bucket.

 

 

 

[formel]

 

Emily wish Formel kindly to cast his vote on emoticon poll thread.

I will considere it, but to keep up the spirit of this thread I should vote against your proposal

 

Emily wish for fresh Kölsch beer. Yes, it's Bavarian Law!

Emily has a lot to learn, in Bavaria Kölsch is not even considered as a beer

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Granted it is now your walled so you should know best why someone wants to stell it, probably because it is filled with weed

 

 

I wish for a bird on my shoulder that adds intelligent or insulting comments to conversations.

[TiredGerman]

Granted. You have to take it everywhere you go. On the toilet, into bed, into shower ...and so on. And IT NEVER SHUTS UP !

 

I wish for a way to cure my tiredness without caffeine or tea.

[nonusnomeni]

granted, look like your head is to heavy for you let me free you of your burden

 

i wish DARK POWER

 

 

[EllieSuraCremisi]

granted, your now dark skinned

 

 

i wish for pie

[nonusnomeni]

granted

https://lh3.googleusercontent.com/-KbTExAOWZvM/TYi9eGnKFHI/AAAAAAAAASs/CXMFp9Ya7RY/s1600/pie+on+our+face.jpg

 

 

i wish

http://images5.fanpop.com/image/photos/31800000/chocolate-kiwi-and-berries-cupcake-chocolate-31842232-800-622.jpg

 

[formel]

Granted, oh they swiming down that river and now they the outlet of a purification plant and dont to mention the chemical plant that dump their sewage into this river.

 

 

I wish for tooth sharpener.

[nonusnomeni]

granted

http://www.pevec.hr/wp-content/uploads/KUTNE-VIBRACIONE-I-TRA%C4%8CNE-BRUSILICE-15-574x382.jpg

 

 

i wish

http://www.davidreneke.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/05/endeavour.jpg

 

[MikeMetal]

Granted, it'll land and wreck itself right on your house.

 

I wish for mastery over frost magic.

[nonusnomeni]

granted and for the rest of your life you will be surrounded by ice and snow

 

i wish thermae in my house

 

 

[Arcueid Brunestud]

Granted. Termite. Your. House. Destroyed. Bye. Bye.

 

 

I wish for nothingness, not Nottingham Forest.

[nonusnomeni]

granted you are nothing

 

i wish all cookies...

[Arcueid Brunestud]

Granted, but your PC/laptop will be riddled with a bloated caches/cookies.

 

 

I wish I can undo the missing link of a download link.

[nonusnomeni]

granted but you also undo the game instalation

 

i wish NCC-1701-E

[formel]

Granted, let me beam you immediately on bord.

Computer Voice: Selfdestruct order confirmed. Ship will destruced its self in 10 9 8 7 6 5 4 3 2 1.

 

 

I wish to catch the monocle when it falls back to earth (wondrously it survived the explosion)

[Rasta the Lion]

Granted, the monocle will be coated in acid from the explosion. Try catching that bare handed.

 

I wish for less colder days this month.

[nonusnomeni]

GRANTED it will be +65 °C

 

i wish every day of year have nice +35 °C

[Rasta the Lion]

Granted, no shadows anywhere, no breezes of wind. Enjoy daily sunstrokes.

 

I wish for ~25°C each day.