Corrupt A Wish

[nonusnomeni]

granted his name is mike

 

i wish all bow to me

[Thulas]

Granted, but "all" in this case just means an axe's blade hitting little necks.

 

I wish to dodle.

[nonusnomeni]

errr granted tiiiiiiiiiimbeeeeeeeeeeeeer

 

i wish

http://www.ghank.com/wp-content/gallery/chocolate-cake/chocolate-cake-1.jpg

 

[Thulas]

Granted, but your face already is on it. Eww, hairy thing...

 

I wish for my commission to be finished.

[nonusnomeni]

granted but you are late to pick up that whatever it is

 

i wish to give present to thulas, here take this ratburger

[Thulas]

Granted, but your ratburger has herpes.

 

I wish for a mine. Doesn't matter if it's an exposive one or one with ore.

[nonusnomeni]

granted you have mined ore mine good luck with booooooommmmm

 

i wish idea

[Thulas]

Granted. Extract it yourself.

 

I wish for less confusing images.

[EllieSuraCremisi]

granted, 1 white dot

 

 

i wish for 4 pixels

[nonusnomeni]

granted but they be stole by pixies 

 

i wish for pixie

[EllieSuraCremisi]

granted but she's dead

 

 

 

i wish for fire

[nonusnomeni]

granted please stand by this stake

 

i wish for matches

[EllieSuraCremisi]

granted, but they have no head

 

 

i wish Farkas would shut the hell up.

[Cloe]

Granted, he can be shut by plunging a sword through his stomach.

 

I wish for less ads while browsing.

[Thulas]

Granted, but you need to install addblocker.

 

I wish that Cloe gets more free time, just like she deserves.

[formel]

Granted, but you will find that you have now no time to visit here anymore. Ahhhhhh beautiful silence

 

 

I wish the construction of a death star would not cost 850,000,000,000,000,000$ but is instead much cheaper.

[nonusnomeni]

granted take chinese labor

 

i wish for

http://3.bp.blogspot.com/--rxOfZRofa8/UFX4BepPm5I/AAAAAAAAAUw/FROjQuppNis/s1600/SAM_0626.JPG

 

[Rasta the Lion]

Granted, you'll get that cake full with rotten fruits.

 

I wish to go back in time 3 hours.

[nonusnomeni]

granted right under the train

 

i wish to see that

[Rasta the Lion]

Granted, under this train.

 

 

 

I wish for a longer mane.

 

 

[TiredGerman]

Granted. Now you can't see and everytime you want to smoke, you set yourself on fire.

 

I wish for a hug.

[formel]

Granted, but the peerson that will hug you already has a dagger at hand.

 

 

I wish for bicycle with heat gun in front of it, to melt down the snow and ice on my way.

[Emily]

Granted, But the bike wasn't able to handle the heat sink so the bike melt after awhile.

 

Emily wish Formel kindly to cast his vote on emoticon poll thread.

[nonusnomeni]

grrrrranted go formel go formel go formel

 

i wish death to the spamers!!!

[Emily]

Granted, they took spam a little bit too much. too salty, too greasy, too much fatty. Hypertension occurs until they expire.

 

Emily wish for fresh Kölsch beer. Yes, it's Bavarian Law!