Corrupt A Wish

[MikeMetal]

Granted, the "fountain" will be your stomach and its gastric acid. That'll be nasty, if you can't run from the undead.

 

I wish it wouldn't take me 4 hours to go asleep.

[nonusnomeni]

granted just wait till i take my chainsaw

 

i wish to stay in my bed all day tomorrow

 

 

[Emily]

granted, sadly tommorrow never comes.... ):

 

 

emily wish to slay the winter itself.

[Arcueid Brunestud]

Not granted, Winterfell is already in shambles. No need to add any miserable deeds to them. Also, I'm one of the protector of the North.

 

 

I wish I can redouble my photoshop skills and moonrunes reading/speaking. Honestly with my current level, I can only envy and awe at some person. Ich hasse Sie...

[Emily]

Granted double photoshop skill for arcuied brunstud, But you will never able to best emily photoshop editing skill level. 9 years experience on psd for living, hobby and 3d texture for games. lolz, beat that.

 

Emily wish to have power over illusion & shadow. Because it's more fun to alter reality than just on PC media.

[nonusnomeni]

granted now everybody think you are miss universe

 

i wish to upgrade my disgusting level

[Emily]

Granted, no more sand litter box and switched can food to dried food. HO HO!

 

Emily wish for more black cat minions, they will spy for emily.

[Arcueid Brunestud]

Ich hasse dich. Granted, now I can sign-up for running-a-black-cat-with-a-lawnmower-job. Or bashing-them-with-a-nailed-baseball-bat-job. Owh, I don't want to reach the Godlike level of photoshop (maybe not that ambitious at the moment). Just enough to shave considerable time of cleaning and editing between pages of jpeg and psd.

 

 

I wish I have a friend(s) in Japan (who is not xenophobic) to bought me an ero magazines and shipped it back to me. This embargo on foreign credit card is a retard move I'd say.

[MikeMetal]

Granted, you're new friend(s) will send you a whole box of ero magazines which will require quite the tax from you part giving to the delivery guys; let's not forget the always-necessary tip which is a must if you don't want the box's contents plundered. Don't have money or no tips ? They have a lighter and point it to your package... *whistles*

 

I wish an extra day to the coming weekend to spend it as I please.

[Arcueid Brunestud]

Granted, but then there is the 1st five miserable days after Sunday's ended.

 

 

I wish my government and their policies agencies would do something at the current foreign exchange rate. Honestly a 60 bucks worth of game is tripled in my current currency! Goddamn it! My salary is just barely touch 2k and I have to spend almost 10% of it to bought a single game! Try to imagine if it were quids... I'm pulling my hair here...

[nonusnomeni]

granted cuz here is similar 80% of buyers need 10-15% of monthly salary for one half finished product

 

i wish for princess to adore

 

 

[formel]

Granted take BewllaRoseDraco we surely can demote here back to princess or mybe you prefer one of Thulas's female figments

 

 

I wish for long black coat like Darth Vader or Batman have.

 

 

 

[Arcueid Brunestud]

It's a cloak, a cape, not a coat. But I could get you a trench coat if you ask nicely... Come on! Come on! Squeal for me!! Yeeehawwww~~~!!! ........What was the thread rules again?

 

 

I wish for... What is wish for?

[Cloe]

Granted, "wish for" is something you'd like to happen, either in the close future or right now.

 

I wish for some more free time

[Thulas]

Granted, but you have to spend it on travels to Romania.

 

I wish to go there as well.

[Cloe]

Granted, you'll have to pay me ~1100$ for the trip, and that's not including luggage and provisions.

 

I wish this weekend to be a long one.

[Thulas]

Granted, it will last for incredibly two days!

 

I wish for a device that lets people talk over the internet. And I want it to be called "LoverSlAb".

[Arcueid Brunestud]

Duh we got camera and microphone to do that...    Minus the LoverSlab...

 

 

I wish Linda could go and fuck herself right up the arse with a lubricated horse cock...

[Thulas]

Granted. Since your link is somewhat broken, someone already granted your wish.

 

I wish to demand answers!

[nonusnomeni]

granted here is one yes you are guilty

 

i wish it is sunday...

[Arcueid Brunestud]

@Thulas: The link is not broken. He intentionally block all ip that are not Japanese. http://boards.4chan.org/h/res/3592239

 

Granted, and the weekly event that you'll be a punching bag will continue early on... Yippie!

 

 

I wish I could translate all of his work and plastered it all over the net.

[Rasta the Lion]

Granted, and for this you'll get sued by him for not asking him first.

 

I wish for some hot chocolate.

[formel]

Granted chocolate in a state of plasma, hope that is hot enough for you.

 

 

I wish for a K.I.T.T.

[Arcueid Brunestud]

I don't have David Hasselhoff's auto but I can grant this as much...

 

 

 

 

I wish I can speak and understand Gaelic language, or to a lesser point, the capability to speak English with a heavy Scottish accent.

[mojodajojo]

You're now Groundskeeper Willie. Enjoy.