Corrupt A Wish

[nonusnomeni]

granted you train with EZAPAC

 

i wish for careless day today

[Emily]

Granted, wait for the lion of judah. The rasta mix serious cat canabis at lioness dosage.

 

Emily wish for chill pill and a glass of flamingo

[Thulas]

Granted, but the pill is inside of the flamingo made out of unbreakable glass.

 

I wish that at least my clothest friends already had gratulated me.

[MikeMetal]

Granted, it's only me for now. Happy birthday, you're one year closer to death. Hopefully my present will cheer you up, at least.

 

 

 

 

I wish I'd get presents like those too.

[RichterQ87]

Granted, but it's the last present you will ever get.

 

I wish I had a time machine

[formel]

Granted, but it will malfunction you will travle to a time befor earth even came to existence and will be stuck there.

 

 

I wish to creat new humans out of clay and ash.

[RichterQ87]

Granted, but they will collapse into dust two seconds after you've made them.

 

I wish I had a flying muffin to fly on.

[Thulas]

Granted, but it is too small to sit on it.

 

I wish for christmas.

[Mephisto_VI]

granted:  christmas of the year 6517 will be held in your honor.

 

I wish for ken dolls to go with the barbies resulting from my previous wish

[Guest]

I can't grant that. Thank you, come again. 

 

I wish for gigantic cinnamon rolls.

[RichterQ87]

Granted, but they're poison.

 

I wish to not to be bored anymore

[Rasta the Lion]

Granted, you'll find something entertainingly boring.

 

I wish for more saturdays.

[RichterQ87]

Granted, but each day will be boring as f*ck

[Rasta the Lion]

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I wish he'd gave me what he smokes. He seems to lost reality and I like that.

[RichterQ87]

Granted, but you get stage 4 cancer

 

I wish for remembering to do a wish next time.

[Rasta the Lion]

Granted, you can now think before posting.

 

I wish this wish will be corrupted.

[RichterQ87]

Granted, but it will be uncorrupted in 3 seconds

 

I wish for a magical pony.

[nonusnomeni]

granted here: blue envelope

 

i wish for

http://cdn.coolinarika.net/image/d2de47b3c26fcf190dfc204c89a6f6ef_view_l.jpg?v=0

[RichterQ87]

Granted, but their uneatable.

 

I wish for another blue envelope.

[Rasta the Lion]

Granted, but it got wet and rendered useless.

 

I wish to live one more second.

[RichterQ87]

Granted, but you loose two seconds of your life.

 

I wish for life to be easy.

[Rasta the Lion]

Granted, suicide is the easiest way to deal with life.

 

I wish you Exen44 will grant my wish.

[RichterQ87]

Granted, but you now have to call me awesome

 

I wish for Rasta the Lion to make a muffin mountain for me.

 

 

[Rasta the Lion]

Granted, I eat it all. You didn't specify.

 

I wish water not to be wet.

[RichterQ87]

Granted, but you will now die out of dehydration.

 

I wish that magic existed.