Corrupt A Wish

[Rasta the Lion]

Granted, check my colored mane.

 

I wish people would stop staring at me.

[RichterQ87]

Granted, they now stare at your crotch.

 

I wish I had something better to do then race between you of posting on the fun boards forums.

[Rasta the Lion]

Granted, you choose not to race anymore and post normal.

 

I wish to drown a fish underwater

[RichterQ87]

Granted, but you drown with the fish.

 

I wish this wasn't so sad.

[Rasta the Lion]

Granted, smoke some of my stuff and it'll never be sad.

 

I wish you'll do that.

[RichterQ87]

Granted, but you choke on the smoke that comes out.

 

I wish I had something better to do.

[Rasta the Lion]

Granted, you still post in here which means you like it.

 

I wish I'd get a hamburger to throw away.

[RichterQ87]

Granted, but the hamburger throws itself away before you can

 

I wish I could teleport.

[Rasta the Lion]

Granted, you'd be back to your initial place 1 second after.

 

I wish jesus would show himself or forever be quiet.

[RichterQ87]

Granted, but he silences you by killing you so there are no witnesses of him.

 

I wish I could fly.

 

 

[Rasta the Lion]

Granted, but you can't touch the sky and fall down randomly.

 

I wish life has a point, sometimes.

[RichterQ87]

Granted, but then it stops having a point forever in 3 seconds.

 

I wish had a reason to post this.

[Rasta the Lion]

Granted, you feel attracted by my glorious mane.

 

I wish for a lioness.

[RichterQ87]

Granted, but she drops dead

 

I wish I had a sword.

[Rasta the Lion]

Granted, you have one already. You know it.

 

I wish you'd find a sheath for it (not on me) .

[RichterQ87]

Granted, I sheath it in nonusnomeni's head.

 

I wish Skyrim wouldn't ever glitch or fuck up.

[Rasta the Lion]

Granted, you can't run it anymore, though.

 

I wish for an unreadable HDD

[RichterQ87]

Granted, but it's now readable

 

I wish for my Skyrim to work again then.

[Rasta the Lion]

Granted, but you can't load any saves or start a new game.

 

I wish that not to happen.

[RichterQ87]

Granted, instead your entire hard drive is wiped.

 

I wish for my Skyrim and computer to be perfectly fine.

[Rasta the Lion]

Granted, then a virus wipes out everything.

 

I wish for catnip

[RichterQ87]

Granted, but your heart stops.

 

I wish I was a pirate.

[Rasta the Lion]

Granted, you'll get a ship funeral now.

 

I wish to be a bald dude with long hair.

[RichterQ87]

Granted, but you loose your brain in the process

 

I wish I will have something better to do tomorrow.

[Rasta the Lion]

Granted, you can post more on here.

 

I wish you'd do that.