Corrupt A Wish

[EllieSuraCremisi]

granted your pennies are now gold flavored (and a red  dress)

 

 

i wish for a cute wife, preferably one with big breasts

[Guest Leonardo W]

granted, a pretty woman in red dress (red riding hood?)

 

I want a gold mine in my farm

[EllieSuraCremisi]

granted, its fake gold

 

 

(yes that would be rather nice)

 

 

i wish for a nice house

[Guest Leonardo W]

granted, in the city or on the farm?

 

I wish, Horo (spice and wolf)

[Myst42]

Granted, thought I have no idea what it is... Instead I give you a shrubbery!!

 

Wish for my own Submarine

 

 

[Rias]

Granted, good luck getting a crew to run it.

 

I wish for a cute puppy.

[Guest Leonardo W]

granted, wow what hemisphere you live?

 

which race do you think?

[EllieSuraCremisi]

granted, husky

 

 

i wish for picard

[Guest Leonardo W]

analyzing the request (do not know)

 

I want an Iphone 5

[EllieSuraCremisi]

granted, you get an iphone 5 advertisement

 

 

(captain picard from star trek)

 

 

i wish for 4 more mintues

[Guest Leonardo W]

granted will call the timer

(star trek into darkness in theaters?)

 

I wish to go to the cinema

[EllieSuraCremisi]

denied, it's closed

 

 

 

i wish for coffee

[Guest Leonardo W]

granted and tasty

 

I wish for cookies to track

[EllieSuraCremisi]

granted

 

 

i wish for pokemon

[Guest Leonardo W]

which?

 

I want an anime remake

[Myst42]

Granted, they remake anime from which my avatar's from and expand for 3 more seasons

ahh...

 

Wish sometimes good wishes on this thread came true

[Emily]

Granted, you have a reboot of classic mickey mouse.

 

Emily wish monstergirl mod is bugless. (Omgroflolz)

[Guest Leonardo W]

granted, we'll help you 

 

I want to learn Japanese

[Myst42]

Granted, all you have to do is pay Japanese class online with real Japanese teachers. They accept PayPal

 

Wish Emily didn't got ninja'd so i could have gotten my wish...

 

[Guest Leonardo W]

granted, it took a long

 

makes another request?

[darkestblack77]

Denied.  Previous wish incompatible with any logic going through my muddled brain right now. 

 

I wish I could grow out a reallllllyyyy long white beard like Gandalf's. 

[Emily]

Granted, you're locked in solomon harem for half a year. Provided with fruits, wine and ripe womens. Enjoy, try not to die.

 

Emily wish for solomon harem are filled with smoooth russian twinks instead.

[darkestblack77]

Denied, you just made a fantasy of mine suddenly become a nightmare since I would suddenly become extremely fat from said twinkies. 

 

I wish I could have women AND said twinkies at the same time in the harem. 

[Arcueid Brunestud]

Granted, but the women are infected with STD and HIV... Owh and the twinkies are riddled with black mold...

 

 

I wish I can grow a new lungs for myself on a petri dish...

[darkestblack77]

Granted.  They are fulll working, high grade tissue, perfectly healthy... rat lungs. 

 

I wish I could have pie.