Corrupt A Wish

[ThatSeasonsGal]

Granted, but you gain no satisfaction from them

 

I wish my dog was smarter

[Laura]

Granted, but from now on he'll only take a poop when you sing "Never gonna give you up."

 

I wish i could see him walk the dog.

[ThatSeasonsGal]

Erm, maybe, like . . . how much walking are we talking about? He's one crazy bastard

 

I wish I had a quieter dog

[Laura]

Granted, but his/her farts are now silent and deadly.

 

I wish my cat wasn't traumatised.

[ThatSeasonsGal]

Granted, how did you traumatise a cat?

 

I wish peanuts were tastier

[Laura]

(we got it from a shelter, he was abused before he got there, he now has serious trust issues)

 

Granted, but they make you want to dance,

 

I wish i could read the minds of animals.

[ThatSeasonsGal]

Granted, but check this out first clicky

 

I wish there was no animal abuse 

[Laura]

Granted, but check this out first clicky

 

I wish there was no animal abuse 

 

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Denied, people are assholes.

 

I wish people weren't assholes anymore.

[ThatSeasonsGal]

Granted, simply kill them off

 

I wish I wasn't a cynic

[ThetaMan]

Granted. But you are now a video games journalist working for kotaku.

 

I wish another incorruptible wish. Or better yet, an original wish.

[ThatSeasonsGal]

Granted, but you must traverse through Skyrim while bound to acquire it

 

I wish that the plenix of the bana home did not contain a pancake superhero so that Chef Brian will be able to determine that this wish makes no sense

[Fienyx]

Granted, Chef Brian poisoned the pancakes and then quit

 

I wish my nap didn't turn into 8hrs of sleep

[Laura]

Granted, but you woke up in Africa.

 

I wish for the best wish i could have wished.

[Guest]

Granted but it costs you your gag collection

 

I wish for chocolate easter eggs

[Caffeine Addict]

Granted, you get a sentient Cadbury Creme Egg that befriends you.

 

I wish I had learned a job that I could work in abroad

[Laura]

Granted, but can never come back to mars.

 

I wish people would stop using segways/hoverboards.

[Guest]

Granted but they get bored of walking everywhere and moan all the time

 

I wish for earplugs

[Fienyx]

Granted, but they are tentacle monsters in disguise

 

I wish for marzipan

[Laura]

Granted, but it smells like ass.

 

I wish the moaning walking people would wear gags to keep quiet.

[Fienyx]

Granted, but this causes a huge orgy, and you have to clean up

 

I wish that mess hadn't been soooooooo gooey

[ThatSeasonsGal]

Granted, now it's a solid mess

 

I wish I had a pet rock

[Fienyx]

Granted, but it bites you

 

I wish to know how the rock bit Aethyr

[ThatSeasonsGal]

Granted, it became sentient

 

I wish I had a rock golem

[Guest]

Granted but it sits on you

 

I wish for someting random to wish for

[Fienyx]

Granted, but it binds and gags you for not corrupting that last wish

Ninja'd again. Man I'm off today

 

Granted, you randomly wished for a hippo in a tutu.

 

I wish I swim in a pool of jello