Corrupt A Wish

[ThatSeasonsGal]

Granted, but you get stuck and have to eat your way out, or die

 

I wish food in general was cheaper 

[Laura]

Granted, but not gryphon food.

 

I wish to know where the best pancakes are.

[ButchDiavolo]

 

In my stomach soon

 

[Laura]

Denied, we also need pancakes.

 

I wish we had enough pancakes.

[Guest]

Granted but your gagged and cant eat them

 

I wish I could go skydiving

[ThatSeasonsGal]

Granted, I hear broken parachutes can really bring out your skills

 

I wish my meds would arrive

[Guest]

Granted

 

I wish for something I cant have

[ThatSeasonsGal]

Granted, you wished for my cookies

 

I wish my dog was more alert

[Laura]

Granted, but he won't stop barking melodies.

 

I wish i knew which melody.

[Caffeine Addict]

Granted, it barks the River Kwai march but off key.

 

Granted, but can never come back to mars.

(I wouldn't mind if I couldn't go back "home" because of reasons )

 

 

Granted, you randomly wished for a hippo in a tutu.
 

 

*Poof*

 

I wish I had a nice singing voice

[Laura]

Granted, but you cant talk anymore, all you can do is sing.

 

I wish for a private swimming pool.

[Fienyx]

Granted, but you have to alternate sundays with the gryphon

 

I wish we operated on a 28 hr day

[ThatSeasonsGal]

Granted, but we have to change the Earth's rotation speed for the worse in order to do, which will lead to our deaths

 

I wish I had a nice sweater

[Guest]

Granted but its itchy as heck

 

I wish for strawberry milk

[Fienyx]

Granted, but it's so nice you get mugged for it

AGAIN!!

 

GRANTED, BUT IT MAKES YOU INSANE

I wish people were more animalistic

[ThatSeasonsGal]

Granted, but it gets you ninja'd 

 

I wish I had motivation

[Guest]

Granted but not in the way you thought

 

I wish I still smoked so I can have a spliff

[ThatSeasonsGal]

Granted, but you also appear to have been ninja'd

 

I wish my ninja skills matched my people skills 

[Laura]

Granted, but you'll have to train your people skills first, by talking to people.

[ThatSeasonsGal]

Wishes, oh wishes

 

How I wish Comrade Lokomootje didn't violate rule #7 

[Laura]

Granted, don't make the punishment a reward.

 

I wish i remembered to wish.

[Guest]

Granted but you forget you like gags

 

I wish for pie and chips

[ThatSeasonsGal]

Granted, it's chocobo pie with Hell Fries

 

I wish McSatan's would stop bringing their food from hell

[Guest]

Granted but you go hungry instead

 

I wish McSatan's was a real restaurant

[Laura]

Granted, but it doesn't serve to sentient animals.

 

I wish for more people in the BBOF.