Corrupt A Wish

[Guest]

granted but you still cant use the memes

 

I wish I could visit mars

[Dyschromie]

Granted, but you won't survive

 

I wish I could find something interesting on TV

[Fienyx]

Granted, but its only 5 min long

 

I wish aliens would keep me as a pet

[Laura]

Granted, SnowOwls cooking show.

 

I wish i had SnowOwls recipies.

[Fienyx]

Granted, but they got stolen by the wizard ninja bunny.

 

Still wish to be an aliens pet

[Caffeine Addict]

Granted, come here boy! Who is a good boy? Yessss, you are! You aaaare!

 

I wish my nap hadn't turned into a full 5 hour sleep in the afternoon

[Guest]

Denied you'll always be lazy

 

I wish the bunny takes over the spaceship

[Laura]

Granted, but he can't fly it.

 

I wish i didn't have to wipe after a dump.

[ButchDiavolo]

Granted, but you get very, VERY crusty

 

I wish I had something to wish for.

[ThatSeasonsGal]

Granted, you can wish for any material object currently desired by your person

 

I wish Crusader Kings had cheaper DLCs

[Guest]

Granted they are now $1 cheaper

 

I wish for some after eight mints

[ThatSeasonsGal]

Granted, but they become after sex pills, and only work after said event

 

I wish I knew what after eight mints were

[Guest]

Granted they are a wafer thin mint covered in chocolate

 

I wish for a certain pie

[ThatSeasonsGal]

Granted, but it's delivered by a chocobo

 

I wish I had chocobo nuggets

[Fienyx]

Granted, but they aren't what you think

 

I wish all colors would shift to their negative.

[Guest]

Granted but why?

 

I wish the Rabbit passes his questioning

[ThatSeasonsGal]

Denied until further notice

 

I wish the matter to be resolved quickly

[Guest]

Granted it will be later tonight

 

I wish for his rations if he fails

[ThatSeasonsGal]

Granted, but his leninade will go to the usual fund

 

I wish for a bottle of leninade

[Dyschromie]

Granted, but our dear blueberry flavour is not ready yet, but we promise it will be a success!

 

I wish I could find a recipe soon 

[Fienyx]

Granted, it magically appears on your table. No corruption 

 

i wish for some when it's done

[Guest]

Granted

 

I also wish for some blueberry Leninade

[Fienyx]

Granted, but we spiked it, you wake up bound and gagged

 

I wish not to be involved with what happens next 

[Guest]

Hmmppffff

 

hmmppfff hhmmpppf hhmmppffff

 

 

 

Granted but you still get blamed

 

I wish to be unbound and ungagged

 

 

[Fienyx]

Granted, but you have to clean the mess that was left.

 

I wish for some red leninade